Reposted by @hockgear.bsky.social
Me: "Let's take some gear pics for my b-day!"
Trigger: "Here, smell this *shoves a jock in my face* how about you suit up in @pupkodaa.bsky.social's gear?" 😈
The smell took over, the jock energy pulsed, I was forced to sweat for hours and flooded that cup I was now wearing.
Happy B-day to me 😏🥴🥵
