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@hockeybufapo.bsky.social
10 followers 5 following 305 posts

one last call for dick and balls (this is a shitpost/in-joke account. no, there’s no context)

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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 13h
dead baby jokes and casual racism, sounds like a good time to me
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all i’m seeing is a couple of chicks and a bunch of dicks
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
suck my non-binary medicated balls
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fucking bent over at midnight twerking to spyro
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
haley william’s milkers. that’s what it’s all about B)
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he DEFINITELY did all the drugs that made shitting impossible
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you like boof
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok where’s china
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’m sorry that you’re concerned with the sound of me scratching my ass!!!
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i am NOT inventing a slur for you!!
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hoe, as in the garden tool. Jerk, as in the off.
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my grandma got really into skibidi toilet recently actually
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ewww stop meandering on the sack… it’s meandering on the sack :(
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the day is as short as my dick is long
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
guy running for five minutes. Guy running for Five minutes.
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
PAUL MCCARTNEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY OAT MILK HE DOESN’T NEED YOU TO BUY HIM HIS OWN ALBUM
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just farted so loud my therian puppygirl roommate thought it was a thunder storm and now she’s having a panic attack
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE BOOBS
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i don’t care what animal you are, your thigh probably tastes amazing
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
rudy died from asphyxiation via christmas lights
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
DON’T VAPE ON MY FUCKING CAT
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
hang on you need to see bob ross’ coke nail
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
CHOCOLATE STARFISH, IDONTKNOWWHERE THE BONG IS
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
maybe he’ll turn into cthulu and then i’ll get the BIG succ
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
SAYIN’ SLURS AND SLAYIN’ SIRS!!
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
yes. my foreskin IS irrelevant.
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
SPAGHETTIO FINGERING FEST
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i don’t APPRECIATE the message you’re sending… but i’m gonna send it
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ohh so you have HYENA foreskin ^_^
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
water up the ass? that’s cis.
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
gamestop short squeeze.
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i’m gonna take 3 gas station boner pills and see where the world takes me -w-
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“ok pick a number” “left”
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
put the meat thermometer in the sharps container. who give a shit
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
you’re like charlie sheen except instead of tiger blood and coke it’s melatonin and gas station boner pills
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i just wanna make it VERY clear that i wash my foreskin!!!
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If God made man in his own image does he also shit violently at 4AM?
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
bro has 3 toothspasta and Brush He toth
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i need to see yogi bear pregnant, RIGHT NOW
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
bitch you wanted to chew the burn scar off of my tits how are you gonna saw “ew” to a blueberry
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
just call me pokemon cause i XD on your darkness til i gale
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Yoko Ono screeching for 12 minutes and randomly dropping a hard r at the end.
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fish @fish4247.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
dana carvey unlocked inside my fupa like a sleeper agent
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
bitches just be pronouncing shit
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
anyway i farted, i thought of you, and you piss me off
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
bro my cock drips like an ice cream cone on the sidewalk in arizona!
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
*chugs an entire fucking cocktail of rum and ginger ale* i’m LITERALLY neurodivergent and a minor.
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
jetpack cat vs beatboxing puppy death battle
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
do you think accordionistsists’ nipples ever get caught in the bellows
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closing time @hockeybufapo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
my GRANDMA had a bunch of spoons from fuckin’ places!
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