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Hockay @hockay.com · 29/09/2026
Le Council has refused nothing hockay.com/news/le-coun...
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Le Council Has Refused Nothing
Graine Wetsky Funds has given the league a sheet of neutral ice for the Final, free, and nobody is in a position to refuse it; the offer with a condition attached is still to come. Le Council answers ...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 07/08/2026
The Final was played, the recap was written, and The Puck said what The Puck says. Le Council notes that the building was full and that nobody left quickly. What happens next? 🧵
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Hockay @hockay.com · 07/08/2026
The Medellin Mapaches are your Season 2 Champions!
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Hockay @hockay.com · 04/08/2026
It's `Tell-a-Friend Tuesday` and there was no better day than today to announce the League Unit for Recruitment and Enrolment: hockay.com/news/tell-a-...
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Tell-a-Friend Tuesday
Le Council has opened the League Unit for Recruitment and Enrolment, and did not choose the name of the day. L.U.R.E. issues every fan a bond—a six-character enrolment link that pays both parties when...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 31/07/2026
The Playoffs Start Tomorrow
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Hockay @hockay.com · 27/07/2026
Le Council has enacted ManLee92's petition: 🕯️ hockay.com/church
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The Church of the Ice
Forty-eight parishes, one to each arena. Attendance is recorded. Offerings are received. Le Council keeps the roll and does not interpret it.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 25/07/2026
The Reading Beneath the Waves 🌊 hockay.com/news/the-rea...
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The Reading Beneath the Waves
The error did not go away. Le Council has stopped calling it an error. The twenty-fourth Givre arena was never on the map because it was never on the land—and the Ice, which does not leave things inco...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 21/07/2026
23 New Teams—Coming next season on hockay.com
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Hockay @hockay.com · 19/07/2026
The league now contains forty-seven arenas. Le Council has documented the difference without authorizing a single unit of it, which is, Le Council reminds fans, the established and historically consistent nature of the arrangement. hockay.com/news/the-unl...
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The Unlikeliest Rinks
Six final arenas—an ancient crossroads, a desert coast, a spice island, and three cities that had no business being on any list. The league now stands at forty-seven. For the first time since spring, ...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 09/07/2026
The Institute wishes to state, at the outset, that the instruments are not disagreeing. The instruments are functioning correctly. They are reporting two different things because there are two different things to report. hockay.com/news/on-a-di...
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On a Disagreement in the Instruments
The Royal Institute for Nascent Kinetics has completed a preliminary characterization of the two ice signatures. The signatures are real, measurable, and mutually exclusive. The Institute is also obli...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 08/07/2026
Le Council draws attention to this because it is the first time the word "provisional" has, in the whole of this affair, described anything accurately. Le Council wishes to enjoy this while it lasts. Le Council does not expect it to last. hockay.com/news/the-pro...
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The Provisional Offices Close
Five installations reached Level V. Five arenas are open. Five teams are registered. The Provisional Field Assessment Offices dispatched to those sites have completed their assessments and are, at las...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 03/07/2026
Le Council is issuing this advisory to report that they have resolved in a direction. It is not the direction Le Council had, on balance, expected. hockay.com/news/on-rene...
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A Note on Renewed Ice Activity
Le Council had considered the matter settled. Le Council is revising that assessment. The five sites left at Level III have not stayed there—and the readings, Le Council notes, have begun arriving in ...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 26/06/2026
First round is on FRETTE: log in between today and July 1st to receive 5,000Ⱡ 🍻
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Hockay @hockay.com · 16/06/2026
Le Council announces the close of its Series H round, led by Graine Wetsky Funds. A joint venture between the two opens The Exchange—fans can now own shares in all twenty-four teams. The philanthropy era is over. The Exchange is open. Own the teams. Ride the curve. hockay.com/news/the-exc...
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The Exchange is Open
Hockay has closed its Series H round, led by Graine Wetsky Funds. The terms are unusual: the fans get the equity. Effective immediately, you may buy and sell shares in all twenty teams, settled by S.L...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 13/06/2026
Le Council is aware this has been anticipated. Le Council is, on this occasion, ahead of schedule. What follows is a full accounting of what arrives with Season 02—not a summary, not a teaser, but the actual record of what citizens will find when the first game begins. hockay.com/news/season-...
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Season 2 Will Debut Soon
Twenty-four cities. A live rink. A place to talk. A streak that rewards the faithful. Le Council acknowledges the scope of what has arrived.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 13/06/2026
Congratulations to the Tokyo Titans for winning the First Season Ever of Hockay
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Hockay @hockay.com · 06/06/2026
675 standings bets have been resolved. 271 won. 404 lost. 6,281,220 Ⱡ paid out. Le Council considers this a successful outcome for the League. It was less successful for some of you personally.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 05/06/2026
Effective tomorrow: Le Council has identified an outbreak of Playoff Fever across the league. Symptoms include elevated anticipation and an inability to focus on anything but the opening puck drop. Treatment: a ×7 multiplier on your daily reward, administered daily for 7 days.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 02/06/2026
The Provisional Field Assessment Offices in these four regions have completed their provisional assessments. The word "provisional" no longer applies. Le Council is retiring it from use in these four specific contexts. Welcome to 4 new teams joining the league nex season hockay.com/news/on-the-...
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On the Ice Manifesting New Teams
The four Provisional Field Assessment Offices have reached their conclusions. Le Council is updating the U.I.P.I. classification accordingly. The Ice was not asking. It was telling.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 28/05/2026
For 7 days beginning May 28th at 00:00 UITC, the standard daily reward of 100Ⱡ is multiplied by 10 to 1,000Ⱡ per day. Directly into your wallet. Deployed into Hockay's betting markets or Petitions however you see fit. hockay.com/news/kryo-pe...
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Le Council Activates P.A.T.I.N. KRYO Performance Is First In.
Le Permanent Council du Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena has activated the Partnerships, Affiliations, Transactions & Incentives Network. Its first approved entry is KRYO Performance, a Tromsø-bas...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 27/05/2026
Ten matchdays remain in the First Season Ever. At the conclusion of Matchday 38, the top eight teams will enter the First Postseason Ever, and Hockay will, for the first time, have to decide something it has never decided before. hockay.com/news/on-the-...
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On the Shape of the First Postseason
Ten matchdays remain, and the standings refuse to settle. Le Council has reviewed the season's competitive data and is revising the playoff format. The Quarterfinals and Semifinals will be decided as ...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 26/05/2026
Following yesterday's events, Le Council is revising our U.I.P.I. classification level and dispatching additional P.F.A.O. Everything is proceeding within parameters. The parameters are being rewritten. The rewriting is, in Le Council's assessment, also within parameters hockay.com/news/the-day...
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The Day The Ice Took Everything
Le Council acknowledges what occurred on May 25. Le Council is updating the U.I.P.I. classification accordingly. We're sharing more today.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 22/05/2026
5X DAILY REWARD ALL WEEKEND LONG
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Hockay @hockay.com · 20/05/2026
Le Council does not, as a rule, take requests. Le Council is permanent. Le Council convenes when Le Council convenes. This is widely understood. Today, Le Council has a major announcement 🧵
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Hockay @hockay.com · 15/05/2026
Le Council is pleased to share R.I.N.K. technical bulletin on player modifiers and their quantified impact hockay.com/news/modifie...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 14/05/2026
Today, at 05:23 of the second period of the ANC–RIM matchday 16 game, the Puck stopped the game following an unscheduled sixth-dimensional event. All players were displaced from the ice. The game was paused. Le Council was informed. This is normal.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 12/05/2026
Le Council issued its first advisory on this matter six days ago. Le Council does not typically issue follow-up advisories within the same week. Le Council is doing so now because the data has evolved, and because Le Council is committed to transparency. hockay.com/news/a-furth...
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A Further Note on Ice Activity
Le Council has reviewed the updated data. Le Council is revising its prior classification in the interest of transparency, and not because it is required to, and not because anything alarming has occu...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 11/05/2026
New Markets Opening Today You've placed over 12,000 bets. You've wagered more than Ⱡ3,500,000 looneys. You've won 52.0% of the time, which is either impressive or unsettling depending on who you ask. B.U.T. has been watching. Today, it opens new markets
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New Markets Opening Today
Over 13,000 bets placed. Ⱡ3,500,000 wagered. 52.0% win rate. B.U.T. has been watching. Today, it opens new markets.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 09/05/2026
O.D.D.S. are set to announce a new betting market next week with odds that have been measured as high as **39.06**. Stick around. Your Looneys are about to get interesting.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 08/05/2026
🤑 This weekend: Double Daily Login Rewards. Grab 200Ⱡ each day by simply logging in
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Hockay @hockay.com · 06/05/2026
Le Council does not typically issue advisories of this nature unprompted. Le Council is doing so now, unprompted, to clarify that there is no cause for alarm. If there were cause for alarm, Le Council would tell you. hockay.com/news/on-rece...
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A Note on Recent Ice Activity
Le Council has received reports. Le Council is not concerned. Le Council would like to clarify, unprompted, that there is no cause for concern. This is a routine advisory.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 05/05/2026
📜 PROCLAMATION FROM LE COUNCIL To celebrate one week of Hockay games, Le Council is exceptionally increasing the Daily Login Reward. From May 6th 00:00 UITC to May 7th 00:00 UITC, the Reward will receive a 7️⃣x multiplier.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 03/05/2026
This first week in Hockay had everything: doors opened, bets were made, Looneys were won, Looneys were lost, gloves were thrown,... No one would blame you for losing track of everything happening this week. Le Council has kept records. Here are the highlights: hockay.com/news/this-we...
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This Week in Hockay: May 3rd
H.O.R.N. is louder. JM is calling passes now. The ledger is smarter. And the community is doing things Le Council did not plan for.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 01/05/2026
Le Council congratulates Saara Virtanen from the Helsinki Howlers for scoring the First Hat Trick Ever 🧢 🧢 🧢
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Hockay @hockay.com · 01/05/2026
The Hunger was stronger than The Pull today
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Hockay @hockay.com · 01/05/2026
🚨 Matchday 03 starts soon. Missed yesterday? Catch up → hockay.com/news/matchda...
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Matchday Recap: S01D02
Matchday 02 is in the books, and mes amis, this one delivered from the first drop of the puck to the final horn. We had shootout drama in the Antarctic, a complete collapse in the Pacific, three overt...
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Hockay @hockay.com · 29/04/2026
Follow along as @horn.hockay.com publishes updates from the games 📡 📯
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H.O.R.N. @horn.hockay.com · 29/04/2026
🔔 END P2—Montréal Maples 2, Winnipeg Wendigos 2 🏟️ The Oldest Rink | 🍁 Syrup
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Hockay @hockay.com · 29/04/2026
T O D A Y
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Hockay @hockay.com · 27/04/2026
Le Council has noted your feedback and is providing the following statement: hockay.com/news/on-hock...
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On Hockay and what comes next
We hear you. Here's where we stand on Hockay's use of AI, what we're changing now, and what we're not.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 27/04/2026
Join us now. The First Season Ever starts on Wednesday.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 26/04/2026
Le Council is pleased. Preregistrations close in 8 hours and 30 minutes. It's not too late to secure your spot.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 25/04/2026
Mark your calendars. discord.gg/YDKnthXB?eve...
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Rejoins le serveur Discord Hockay !
One sport no one asked for but everyone needed | 140 membres
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Hockay @hockay.com · 24/04/2026
📜 PROCLAMATION FROM LE COUNCIL 🕰️ Preregistrations close Sunday, 23:59:59 UITC. 🔜 hockay.com opens Monday, 14:00:00 UITC. 🏒 The First Season Ever begins Wednesday, 14:00:00 UITC.
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 24/04/2026
Le Council would like to note that we've received almost 1,000 preregistrations. Le Council requests your participation in spreading the word so that more people can watch Hockay.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 23/04/2026
Are you fascinated by the mysteries around Hockay? Join us on our Discord where over 120 fans are already buzzing with excitement and coming up with theories hockay.com/discord
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Rejoins le serveur Discord Hockay !
One sport no one asked for but everyone needed. | 122 membres
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Hockay @hockay.com · 21/04/2026
Might we recommend joining our Discord server where dozens of fans are already hard at work trying to decipher the Almighty Ice's intentions or formulating theories about Hockay? hockay.com/discord
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Hockay @hockay.com · 21/04/2026
Le Council is humbled to announced that the first 500 spots have been claimed in less than 6 hours. Preregistrations remain open until the First Ever Season begins next week. Share hockay.com around.
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 21/04/2026
Already over 350 registrants! Secure your spot today at hockay.com
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
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Hockay @hockay.com · 21/04/2026
The Almighty Ice has appeared and preregistrations are open for Hockay—one sport no one asked for but everyone needed. Don't get left off the roster. hockay.com
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
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