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Reward for any information leading to the recovery of grandfather's automobile. Last seen near big lake.

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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This made me laugh
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The San Diego Padres. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk. LET'S FUCKING GO SAN DIEGGGGGOOOOO!
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just need a mohawk and I’m good to go when gas hits $10 a gallon.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You'd think the Padres playing at PETCO PARK would have a game every year with dogs as bat boys.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I learned on Shark Week that coconuts kill more people worldwide annually than sharks. While true sharks still kill more people than potatoes per year. Funny how Shark Week doesn't mention that!
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey if you’re a fan of musicals, my son is in Les Miserables at the San Diego Junior Theater right now, he is fantastic, so is the whole cast. His performance as Thenardier is unbelievable. If you’re in San Diego please go to JuniorTheater.com and get a ticket to see him. Couldn’t be more proud
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Listen to the Telemundo audio, which didn’t digitally filter out the boos like Faux did.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who wants to take the Taco Bell Challenge? Need at least ten people. $100 bucks a person. Eat Taco Bell for all three meals. First to get explosive diarrhea wins the pot. Message me to enter
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This smells true
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Loving World Cup Soccer but more impressed on how much time these players spend on their hair. Shaved, engraved, dyed, permed, cropped, 80s rock star, dirty hippie....a few I can't even name. Good stuff!
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Put a lot of thought this year into my Mother's Day card.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy Drunk White Girl Wearing A Sombrero Crying In The Backseat Of A Police Car Day!
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The idea that the President of the United States could publish an image of himself as the Messiah and no news outlet covers it is the biggest indictment of the American free press.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Made a chore chart for my two boys and it fizzled quick. Now I've decided to have an NFL style chore draft, each round they get to pick a chore for their team. Five rounds. Weekly they'll go head to head for 12 weeks to see who wins the $$$ prize. This better work!
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oh yeah for sure this happened
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So how was your day?
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Seen it too many times. Five bucks can make you a king.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My youngest son asked me today how would I like to die. I looked him straight in the eye and said I'd prefer to go quietly in my sleep, just like my Grandfather did.......and not screaming and yelling like the other people in his car. He nodded.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My son is going through a stage selling his stuff on Facebook Marketplace. My protective father instincts are still kicking in even though he’s 19. I’m like bro meeting up in a random parking lot at 10pm to sell AirPods ain’t wise, so I’m coming and with my baseball bat.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Trump's golfing has cost US Taxpayers over $100M so far this term, with a substantial amount of those payments going to companies he and his family own. Talk about winning! I. A barely afford groceries and filling my tank. Something has to give here soon.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I miss the Crocodile Hunter but this is next level
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I got a question: If a quiz is quizzical what is a test?
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Tatis. I wanted you to get a hit. And at the same time I wanted you to strike out.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Aztecs advance to the MWC Finals! Me:
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sean Newman Jr.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Miles Heide has the athleticism of a one legged goose after drinking five expressos.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Aztecs beat New Mexico tonight to go to the Mountain West Tournament Finals and I name my next child Magoon.
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It’s not any more complicated than that…
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
On This Day, Feb. 27: Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov assassinated
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On This Day, Feb. 27: Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov assassinated - UPI.com
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@hochalicious @hochalicious.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I didn't watch the State of the Union last night. Who got voted off the island?
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Go Green @ecowarriorss.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Chronic ocean heating fuels ‘staggering’ loss of marine life Fish levels fall by 7.2% with as little as 0.1C of warming per decade, northern hemisphere research shows Together with over fishing, polluting and warming the Seas will soon be empty of life www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Chronic ocean heating fuels ‘staggering’ loss of marine life, study finds
Fish levels fall by 7.2% with as little as 0.1C of warming per decade, northern hemisphere research shows
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