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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 3h
BELLINJUH
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 4h
how much white castle did u have
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 6h
reminder that the astrodome is still standing
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 8h
BOHMB
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
looks like you were hanging out with andre the hawk dawson on feb 3 2024 does that sound familiar
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum looked like someone jammed a football helmet onto a huckleberry congressman
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dragon on a wire
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
brutus kills julius caesar, a breakdown
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the oysters that make bowling balls are the size of mazdas
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SUPER KAMARIO
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really big fortune cookies with novels in them
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chewing japanese raisin tree leaves and drinking tap water
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Houston is playing Gasoline today at 4
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drinking venezuelar crude chasing it with algeriar crude chasing it with arabiar super light
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
los angeles charguh quarterback justin herbit
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there should be a lowercase dollar sign
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
73+86=159
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
keep on bagging in the tea world
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gimme 5 boxes of ziti
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 22/09/2026
10 years ago today, Asdrubal Cabrera walked off the Phillies with an 11th inning three-run home run.
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
jevon holland is spiderman
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in the time of ba ba b’wee i was a flunky
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
stop with the gambling ads please stop someone do something to make it stop @sanders.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov @reed.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @cortezmasto.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the trucks wearing the baseball caps are neat
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 17/09/2026
a car shaped like a roll of life savers, whatever the fuck they are. I'm not from the US so I'm going to call them polos
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
super expensive top o the line baseball mitts look like what super cheap drugstore baseball mitts used to look like
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 16/09/2026
You bet they were.
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HELL YEAH PETE!!!!!
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the moon, all spackle and joint compound, is palmed by god's big pedro martinez hand and rolled over to its heavier side, so most of its weight sits on the ring and pinky finger. then it's uncorked, through purple distance, and sprinkled with the coconut sugar, Of sweet and starry light.
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
400+ players have made a catch as good or better than that beckham catch in 2014 yet it never goes away
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gamecock helmets tonight:
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
she just called kittle a binky
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
gambling sites are not prepared for this time machine we’re building in the garage
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They got danishes there?
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
barbie assth sign
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what is brett baty doing sitting in the stands above the dugout?
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
well i’ll be dipped in island shit
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
texting has become email
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
love how the sideline reporter just called him daboo
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yeah that's just disgusting, western michigan won that game
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the tugboat commeth
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
auburn d coordinator
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
rico & big mitch at the scrip joint drinking tekillya
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there’s a blaze of light in every word
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
whatever happened to the tangerine bowl
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
real honey is a wonder and a miracle but would be cool if the winnie the pooh honey existed where it's this mixture of real honey taste and the consistency of cookie dough mousse/fudge frosting
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
buffalo bills sideline reporter maddy glab contains a zest a mirth a merriment so abundant she's like a superball bouncing out the tv
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
no way they eat this sausage in vienna
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hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is a cool platform there’s a shams robot and this other thing where you ask for a topps deck and it gives you one
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