Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 11hYes it does. And if that core swings like those two did then you're made. You did tell me. I've a long held view that if you're going to play the guitar, you should play the bass as well. You learn where melody resides. 010 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 11hThey were tremendous. And musically the whole thing was held together by a drummer on a simple 4 drum kit and a bassist playing simple lines. 110 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 11hIt's an interesting instrument, but there's very little nuance to be summoned from it. So, the ukulele of keyboards. 000 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 11hI saw them live and the miasma of various aftershaves and scents that swept over me when they came on will live with me forever. 110 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 11hI've been accordioning and it's quite the workout which has given me an idea for a new manosphere workout that'll make you hate both even more. 100 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 14hEasy, I lost a job in a day and a half by simply firing a wheel through the roof of a workshop while changing a tyre. 110 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 14hIn terms of flight endurance, Musk would have been better off putting four big springs under his car and boinging about in an Inspector Gadget stylee. 110 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 16hOR I could boil the kettlestatic.klipy.comEugene Levy as Johnny Rose: I Don't KnowALT: Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose: I Don't Know 130 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 16hLads, I'm going to try making posh coffee on the boiling, hissing, spitting, can't yer see I'm giving yer all she's got Captain, posh coffee machine again. See you next week. 140 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 17hOf course. I'm thrilled to have found a way to work a laser level into my regime. 110 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 17hLook mate, I clipped my nose hair today so don't get cocky. 110 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 17hI've been ironing, lads. No point doing it if I can't tell anyone. 120 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 17hthat kind of thing. By which I mean part time white revolutionaries looking to clout a copper or torch a police car on behalf of minorities. Nobody I mixed with still thought they needed that kind of help 200 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 17hWhen my marriage kind of moved me into the race relations and equality movements by default, one of the first things I noticed was both spent a lot of time ridding themselves of these kinds of loud, confrontational and frankly disruptive elements. They had no time at all 100 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Maybe I'm wrong but I thought Tottenham was a melting pot even in Ron's day. Personally I don't think Ron is real enough to have a passport but maybe I'm a cynic. 030 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wasted journey if he didn't pop into Juicy Roots for a goat curry. 160 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Still furious the world won't bend over backwards to accommodate your every whim and fancy then? 100 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wellllllll, I'd go with the first few moments after the Dr stopped checking my prostate, myself. 000 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Absolutely it. I've been asked to engineer some 'statement' modifications to beautifully designed and built cars just so the owner can sleep at night. 010 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026How dare this man have interacted with Man city's owners before they were even accused of any wrongdoing is quite the sell even for Kemi. 010 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I've just watched a mate eat a jar of 8 cold hotdogs for his dinner. In my kitchen. Which I'm going to get crime scene cleaners to nuke tomorrow. 210 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It's very strange. Like the speed with which I replied got me the job. 010 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Or might become principle dancer at Bolshoi Ballet. 000 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Might become one of those online business consultants that sells their 3 tips for instant wealth. 210 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Asked to quote for a job I really don't want to do. Quoted a daft amount of money to get rid. Got the job. ?? 140 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It makes you long for the days when the BBC had a Political Editor who didn't think he was there to pluck inferences and innuendos out of thin air because he reckons they're good for business. 130 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think it's more that anyone who thinks that they should be other people's primary consideration as they make their choices has an arrogance problem and people don't like that. 000 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If you don't want to hear me play La Vie En Rose over and over you'll have to deposit money in my PayPal. 000 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I've bought an accordion and expect to be clubbed to death sometime in November. 250 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I made some last time I went to Lapland to see my mum's side of the family. I have established a Northern mission Inari. 120 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Liking the 'Surly 6-year-old playing Mary in the school nativity' delivery a lot. 000 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Make a war film rubbish: The Battle Of The Dinner Plate Shrink The Bismarck. Coal Tits Story 010 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Behold the idiot that has broken something by not following my simple instructions phoning to complain that the something has broken. 010 0
Simon J @hobnobking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It'd been ages since I've seen one of these in the wild. It didn't seem injured or distressed so I lent it upright against the end of the fence so the other members of the flock might see it. Numbers have been in decline since the 90s, so let's hope it's been a successful mating season. 060 0