Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Good morning. I made sure the world was being perceived while you were asleep. 000
Reposted by SchmidtSchmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Smoking thst shit that brings the horrors back into my comprehension 011
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Nothing makes you lose confidence in American manufacturing quite like working in American manufacturing 000
Reposted by SchmidtSchmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025surely my monkeys paw knew what i really meant 001
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026just got paid for corn I made. damn that feels cool as hell. I see why you farmers do it. 020
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026honestly. either my gut is just goated or i got the shitless lettuce in my crunchwrap supreme that day 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We might have got the diarrhea parasite from the same pile of shit and I think that’s beautiful 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026How it feels to learn about a crazy breaking news story before the nyt push alert gets sent out 010
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026wtf do you mean theres a diarrhea epidemic in the midwest. i just wolfed down a crunchwrap supreme, a soft shell taco and bean burrito. i don't have infinite sick days dude 001
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026honestly one of the best columbus life hacks i've found so far 000
Reposted by SchmidtSchmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026There is something very “the indomitable human spirit” about a lone trumpet in an indie rock band. I will not elaborate. 001
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026are you a bad enough dude to become a cautionary tale told by your peers? 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The Strokes show was easily one of the best concerts ive ever been to 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Of course im the utmost expert in emotionally maiming myself but theres days like today where even i impress myself how good i am 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026i've started saying dawg as a vocal stim and i need to stop before something bad happens 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026There is something very “the indomitable human spirit” about a lone trumpet in an indie rock band. I will not elaborate. 001
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Just gonna bombard myself with stimuli using an unhinged double feature and see what sticks 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026the closest imax theater to me is infested with bedbugs. how can this happen man 010
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026can you imagine running into ramaswamy at a music festival against your will while youre absolutely blasted? terrifying thinking it could have happened to me 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026you can still feel the dna from google play music inside youtube music radio stations 010
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Surely the zoom meeting next week with my boss, the head of HR and all the heads of production can only be a good thing 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026the parking garages in my city are so funny. you can prepay by event but only certain garages are available for each event, even if they are on the same day. youll get better rates and garages if you just choose the biggest event that day regardless if youre going to that one 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026you guys should genuinely be scared about a hantavirus pandemic because I've never bought this many event tickets before and it would be my luck to have them all canceled due to a global catastrophe 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026long form AI generated youtube videos are now showing up in my home page recommendations. fuckin hell 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Space elevator sequences in video games have so far had a 100% hit rate in being really sick from my experience 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026im beginning to observe that ai generated content is like cocomelon for elderly people or at least it is for my own parents 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026how wild it would be if we do end up nuking each other before artemis II gets back to earth. 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026tf you mean if i sneeze ill gain a new nostril in my mouth 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Gray hair happens to old people and im not old. Ergo, that wasnt a gray hair i saw stuck to my head. 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Im choosing to deny that i found my first gray hair when im still in my 20s. Not real 010
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026me fucking up postage on a package causes me to feel a very specific and aggravating kind of stupid 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I love how a majority of my planned time off involves a lot of driving while gas prices have decided to have a career in space 000
Schmidt @hnimntwo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026wtf do you mean juni cortex is married to meghan trainor 000
