HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Porch piracy". I live in a mid-sized city and have never experienced it, but it is an issue in some communities. We place more value on convenience than security. 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If he does a barrel roll, it's gonna be a bad day for you and your car. 011
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He jumps into pools and the whole backyard floods. 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All those hours giving oral have made him quite proficient at managing his breath 001
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Only way he can see his dick past his gut is to get hard - luckily he's got the size to prove it 100
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He's totally comfortable with threesomes regardless of who the third wheel is 010
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today is bi day, so let's celebrate a big country boy gator who has both a girlfriend and a hankering to run his dick through a whole football squad. 130
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sleeves are an endangered species in his presence. 010
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Housewolf? The spackled cattlewoofer has been alerted. 010
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My suspicion on the glove is it's a comfort scent, especially if it smells like you. (In my case it was my running shoes.) 121
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I remember this book! It gave kid me a fear of eating too many apples at once. 020
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Already at the top end of the dumbbell rack, he's going to have to consider alternatives for curls 020
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026You're in luck. Meet Logan: bsky.app/profile/olds... 030
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A lot of people suddenly need rescuing and mouth-to-mouth on that beach. 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Close-ish. It said I speak most like someone from Michigan, but I'm from Upstate New York. 010
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Truly my heart and soul dog. He lost his battle with cancer, but he fought hard. A devoted, tough boy like his namesake. 040
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Semi-related, but I am forever grateful for the random act of kindness picture you drew of my late best friend in his final days. You captured my sweet boy well. 1553
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Mine definitely had "den" behavior. My bedroom closet, next to the hamper, was his recharge space. I gave in and threw blankets in there so it would be cozy for him. 120
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What the local teens see after they try to bully the furry gathering and realize that was a bad idea 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"What happened, did the plane blow up on the tarmac?" "No, that wolf on board stood up and stretched." 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The number of bed partners he had this year in college is higher than his IQ. 001
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 23/08/2026With his work and effort, the species will no longer be endangered! 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The tie in to your bigger comic universe is nice! 030
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Also, good Heavens his nuts are bigger than his head and about to snap the baseboard like it's cheap cork. 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026That bed won't last long. And potentially, the floor won't either. 100
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026He's peering into your soul. And looking for treats. 110
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Buildings tremble and the ground quake with each step. His growl can shatter glass. Humanity has yet to come up with weights he can't bend. He finds tunnel boring erotic. He is the Mighty Sam-son. 010
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Between that and the venison behind it, Andy and Tristan can pack in a lot of other meats. 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Heh, when he beats people with it, they do feel pretty sore the next morning ;P 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Highway robbery. Trevor and Gabe offer more for less. @oldshep.bsky.social 110
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Just think how many of these you could make out of Andy @oldshep.bsky.social @darknevoir.bsky.social @mystmist.bsky.social 200
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Tim is happy to work with the engineering department. After hours, ideally after dinner and drinks. 020
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Tim's collab with the chemistry department required hours of vigorous testing. @oldshep.bsky.social @mystmist.bsky.social @darknevoir.bsky.social 230
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Thanks to the page number, for a second I thought Ricky had a bellybutton piercing 030
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It's either that, or there will be a new glory hole in the wall tomorrow morning. 010
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026There have been some lovers that have said that after a night with him. 000
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Not the first time Batsy's been thrown out of a place. He'll be back! 100
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Looking for your protein snacks. Has to keep up his clean bulking. 110
HMAphrinius @hmaphrinius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Batsy just wants to crash at your place for a few days between performances. 110
