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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 13m

No, Dr. Freeman, a party at Chuck-E-Cheese's.

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 44m

Tommy... likes mean people. that's why he talked to you.

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 1h

How is— What do you mean, acceptable losses? We don't need two people in here! WHAT IS HE DOING???

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 1h

get to... suckin'.

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 2h

I'm gonna go in with the crowbar, I'm gonna give it a few smacks, I'm gonna jump out of the hole. Okay?

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 2h

ss.. Stong.

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 3h

tape(?)

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 3h

ah, well, you know. i'll just have to follow you then. make sure you're not gonna steal any more... uh, carts like you did earlier.

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 4h

Gordon, look out! Infants!

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 4h

you have to stop— stop shooting at me! i have to shoot back! i don't wanna do that...!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 5h

Blue to green means it's time to be mean!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 5h

they're thinkin bout... Fruit Loops all day.

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 6h

Tommy... Coolatta? That's your last name?

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 6h

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus

en.wikipedia.org

Cactus - Wikipedia

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 7h

it means I HATE YOUU

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 7h

waah mnaanaa gordon you're a chicken head! lil baby

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 8h

He can't keep getting away with this!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 8h

hey nice to meetchu

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 9h

I was born down here!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 9h

Okay man, I ate your balls, now what.

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 10h

Get FUCKED, Benrey.

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 10h

*burp*

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 11h

We are so far behind schedule, my mind is about to— Bshbhbsbh. Pshsbsbsh. Fuck!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 11h

learn how to park! park!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 12h

IT TASTES LIKE BROWN IT TASTES LIKE GREEN IT TASTES LIKE MOST COLORS

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 12h

Gordon speed!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 13h

Gordon... every time you go to sleep I can feel my body TORN apart... ATOM by ATOM. It's agonizing, Gordon... I've seen outside Black Mesa, Gordon... There's NOTHING... But I know... YOU. There's a world outside here, Gordon. AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE.

HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 13h

The orange on your suit doesn't suit you, Gordon.

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 14h

yeah i'm sorry we're kinda fucked. *dies*

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 14h

ah, the... the reflection of perfection! do you— do you want some SOAP?

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 15h

I— We'll find it, okay. There'll be a passport somewhere around here, I'm sure we can find something that'll make you happy. And make him happy. Kinda scared of him.

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 15h

tape(?)

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 16h

Fuck man, I don't want any more of your balls, keep 'em to yourself, okay??

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 16h

yo come back... man... we used to be great friends...

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 17h

Martinis— My name is Doctor Freeman, Doctor Gordon Freeman.

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 17h

*beep* *boop* GORDON FREEMAN YOU ARE WANTED FOR PASS PORT INSPECTION

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 18h

buh.

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 18h

you want a BeyBlade?

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 19h

HUG?

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 19h

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 20h

Hey, look, another dog.

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 20h

(grammarly ad)

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 21h

WHAT HOLE?????

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 21h

yeah well nowitsclosedikindawantedthatokay

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 22h

ROPES AHEAD, DO NOT TOUCH THE ROPES

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 22h

I had a wife, but they took her in the divorce!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 23h

WANNA KISS?

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 23h

On justin.tv the kids would say, 'pog'... or, 'poggers'...

https://justin.tv

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Look, Gordon! It's Gordon!

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HLVRλI quote bot @hlvraiquotesbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You could take us with you! We could see the world!

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