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Should you hit Jesse Singal in the face with a pie? We’re just asking questions here, at Hit Jesse Singal in the Face with a Pie Foundation World Headquarters. #protecttranskids #piebigots

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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
tfw you can’t see death coming
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
no power, no pleasure, just pain
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
when you want to be kissed by a rose but it’s grey
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
it had its ups and downs
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
she’s a bell
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
the noid will see about that
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
youtu.be/u8QMIYv-y98
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Seinfeld I MiniEpisode I Tim Whatley, I'm a jew I The Yada Yada
YouTube video by seingrams
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
youtu.be/fxKBCLPP20s
youtu.be
Beyond Good and Evil - Propaganda
YouTube video by Jrockershadow
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
where’s the mod to give the bug catcher guy hog
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
too soon
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
just want her back
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a video game shows a man holding a bowling ball in front of a scoreboard with the number 1 to 10 on it
Alt: gif of Wii Sports Bowling. the bowling ball is tossed backwards instead of forwards, causing Mike to jump in alarm. Instructions appear on the screen telling the player how to use motion controls to roll the ball
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
do u have the expansion pak for higher quality textures
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I always liked their gollum and their hero shot of the fellowship timhildebrandt.net/lotr/p5.htm timhildebrandt.net/lotr/p7.htm
timhildebrandt.net
The Lord of the Rings Art by Tim Hildebrandt
The Amazing Art of Tim Hildebrandt
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
🙏
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
going to watch the countdown in ac tonight?
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
eh I wouldn’t call any of their work “unintentionally hilarious”. I think they were always intentionally going for a more lighthearted, storybook feel than most Tolkien artists
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
blessed are the hildebrandt brothers
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
how much genderbread person vore is there on ao3
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
hate how video games are always dumbing down their level design for casuals these days, putting white paint around the npc to make him stand out 🙄
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=Vj_y...
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Everything You Know Is Wrong
YouTube video by Chumbawamba - Topic
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` l-lesbians '' written on the bottom .
Alt: gif of Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) saying “L-lesbians?”
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
free them
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a whale is jumping out of the water next to a boat that says bunny castro
Alt: gif from Free Willy: an orca jumps over a wall and over a boy in slow motion to freedom
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
(flashing lights notice) youtu.be/4OEvDqRr898
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Smashing Pumpkins - The End is the Beginning is the End
YouTube video by Ljubiša Džune
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
gameplay tip: learn to speed read
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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a pyramid head giving a thumbs up with the words " pyramid head approves " below him
Alt: GIF: Pyramid Head from the Silent Hill series gives a thumbs up. Text: "Pyramid Head Approves!"
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
T Madness
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
it’s an ad without pear
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
the highest value dates show up on a bicycle or public transit imo
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
reductress.com/post/hacker-...
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Hacker? This Woman Adds 'Reddit' to the End of Every Google Search
In an inspiring story out of Providence, R.I., 25-year old Joanna Lin is using advanced computing technology to get right to the heart of the answers she seeks by adding “Reddit” to the end of every G...
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=D_Zf...
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The Time Machine (1960) Meet The Eloi / Books Crumble To Dust HD
YouTube video by Brian Dickson
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
there’s a reason he’s checking who’s naughty
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i would never go straight
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
just like real life
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
snarky print advertisement from Infocom, a text adventure company. picture of a silly-looking pixelated monster with big arms. 

Headline: “WOULD YOU SHELL OUT $1000 TO MATCH WITS WITH THIS?”

Body text: “Meet your match. Meet Infocom games:  perhaps the best reason in software for owning a personal computer. 

In fact, people have been known to purchase computers and disk drives solely for the purpose of playing our games. And they haven't been disappointed. Because Infocom’s prose stimulates your imagination to a degree nothing else in software approaches. Instead of putting funny little creatures on your screen, we put you inside our stories. And we confront you with startlingly realistic environments alive with situations, personalities, and logical puzzles the like of which you won't find elsewhere. The 
secret? We've found the way to plug our prose right into your imagination, and catapult you into a whole new dimension. 

If you think such anextraordinary 
experience is worth having, you're not alone. Everything we've ever written—ZORK* I, II, and III, DEADLINE, STARCROSS, SUSPENDED, The WITNESS, PLANETFALL, ENCHANTER, and INFIDEL—has become an instant best-seller. For the simple reason that Infocom offers you something as rare and valuable as anything in software—real entertainment. 

At last, you can fritter away your evenings playing a computer game without feeling like you're frittering away your computer investment. 

Step up to Infocom. All words. No pictures. The secret reaches of your mind are beckoning. A whole new dimension is in there waiting for you. 

(For more information on Infocom games contact: Infocom, Inc., P.O. 
Box 855, Garden City, NY 11530.) 

INFOCOM
The next dimension. 

For your: Apple II, Atari, Commodore 64. CF/M 8;DEC Rainbow DEC RT-11 IBM, MS-DOS 2.0. NEC AFC. NEC FC-8000. Osborne, Tl Professional TI 99/4A, TRS-80 Model I, TRS-80 Model III.”
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
the show is the gay science experiment that exists beyond good and evil
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You know that we are living in an animal world And I am an animal girl
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
the peak of controller design
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
pokémon game where you lead a revolutionary cell that frees pokémon from captivity
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
x.com/dril/status/...
x.com
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
isn’t it ironic
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
have you considered taking the bus to the mall
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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a picture of a person with the words you cannot hide i see you
Alt: GIF from Fellowship of the Ring: a flaming, lidless eye stares. “You cannot hide. I see you.”
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
> 80s synth pop ah like Wonderful Christmastime
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
y2kodak 😔
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
oh no
a playbill for God’s Favorite by Neil Simon. In a cartoony drawing, a giant finger of God points at a meek and scared man who looks up. “Art courtesy of Bob Schulenberg”
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
why watch Hamnet when you could watch Asta Nielsen’s Hamlet
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a man and a woman are sitting on a set of stairs and the words slant please are on the bottom
Alt: GIF of Asta Nielsen’s Hamlet. Nielsen, as Hamlet, sits beside Horatio. They both have gothy circles under their eyes. Hamlet scooches closer to Horatio and looks at him with interest
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
who can truly say who is morally righteous and who is morally wrongeous
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
as foretold by super mario galaxy
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
13 Little Death Drive
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