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@hjc13.bsky.social
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That’s it sir you’re leaving, the crackle of pigskin, the dust and the screaming, the yuppies networking, the panic the vomit, the panic the vomit.

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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Serious question. Has anyone ever actually laughed at one of his jokes? Does MAGA even think he’s funny or charming in any sort of way? And are we completely sure his marriage didn’t require a wire transfer up front?
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’d be terrible at that job. Luckily for me, I would never be able to control my gag reflex while servicing an 80 year old during a diaper change, so I’m not qualified anyway.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shall we consider how MAGA view women in this scenario?
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Has anyone shared this with the rest of league yet? If not, delete this post.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They don’t care what you think. The people they are talking to are that stupid and still believe this shit. They can say it out loud because they know no matter how loud we yell bullshit, the MAGAts won’t care to check.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’ll probably get fined for not getting all the keywords into the interview.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
MFer had to get through his Miller Mandated Talking Point List before the interview was over. He went speed round there.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone posted the actual photo on the thread.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can someone find Natural Causes and ask them to hurry the hell up?
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While standing next to Mike Tyson. As if we needed more evidence for that Idiocricy was a documentary.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Their views are what get them votes. If we’ve learned anything in the last 2 years, it’s that they don’t actually care about any of the legit reasons they give for voting MAGA. Economy-nope. Gas and Groceries-nope. No new wars-nope. Epstein- nope. The white supremacy was always the real reason.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In a serious country Collins would be done. No one who was going to vote for him before this changed their minds after this. I actually think calling them a racist and a bigot is basically just running a free campaign ad for them. MAGA loves bigots.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s about time. We are barely making significantly more money than other more qualified non white dudes for the same job.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right. Dipshit actually believes most of what he says. It’s a combo of the narcissism and stupid. Kegsbreath is the same. JD and Rubio believe whatever they’re paid to believe. If JD had half the “charm” Dipshit does, we’d be in even deeper trouble.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gotta play the hits. They aren’t at the show to hear the new album or the B-sides.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s a joke here, but I’m just tired.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m super pissed at my wife for something my ex girlfriend did before we met I’m testing to see if this logic holds up anywhere else.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artificial intelligence. Fuck off White House.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Copout. Coward. Complicit. I’m not sure why they all start with C, but those are the first 3 words I thought of. You are either telling us you are against the child raping, racist, conman or you are telling us you are with him. “I don’t talk about politics” is a vote for with him.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t underestimate male is this scenerio.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MAGA Elite Human Test 1. On a scale of 1-10. How kick ass are white people? 2. On a scale of 1-10. How much does everyone else suck? 3. True/False. White Christian Nationalism is super duper kick ass.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Things the morons I’m talking to have been convinced to be afraid of even though they are non issues we created to scare them.” -Couchlover1678
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who believes… wait, for a second I forgot how stupid these people are.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The people who are going to vote for him are also shitty people who will think this is funny.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I did what I was told” -the data
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m begging my 13 year old to go. “Please be a kid for one more year”.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s fine as long as he’s useful. They need people like him so they can point and say “see we love … people too”.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn’t know confederate youth camp was a thing, and I am also not at all surprised that confederate youth camp is a thing.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m happy for them. They are getting exactly what they voted for.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t worry, the numbers they report next month will look much better.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The guy is 30. Texas has been under Republican control his entire life. He’s part of the gone to shit There are some absolutely despicable pieces of garbage running for office in Texas. Somehow he’s not even the worst
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sons have been educated. They see how their dad treats their mom. They hear in church every Sunday how women should be subservient and obey their husbands. They see how men in power are allowed to mistreat and abuse women. They see women as objects to be conquered.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The dog on the left is clearly up to something
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Men dominate women’s sports. That’s what.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair, the morons that voted for him the first 3 times haven’t gotten any smarter.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“But we’ll vote for him again”
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These are also bullet points on her resume.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Insert any acceptable single issue as their “reason”. They don’t actually stand for any of it. It’s how they act normal in public. We’ve seen over and over how quickly and easily they will abandon their cause as long as the people they hate are getting persecuted at acceptable levels.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can’t wait till one of these morons decides to give it a go and fries his tiny little wiener off.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ok Scooter.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Do basements have roofs?
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These parents that sent their daughters to sit next to a child rapist are something else.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And then left his people on the plane to potentially be shot down. Let’s be real though, only he is his people. Everyone else is just there trying to earn temporary favor by servicing him.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes, there are people still defending Platner. It’s the Horseshoe theory.The “leftists” are willing to overlook, accept, and even defend horrific actions of a candidate, if that candidate is promising to push their cause. The similarities in personality traits between MAGA and leftists are striking
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To be fair, Tubberville is as shitty as he is dumb.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The ability these folks have to be shocked and appalled by his actions over and over but have none of it actually impact their overall opinion of him is wild. “He did what? I can’t believe he did that” “10/10 I’m still in”. Rinse and repeat
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Is he still screwing over brown people? Yep!!! Nah, we’re good” - MAGA
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They generally go dumber and shittier.
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HJC @hjc13.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Someone dumber and shittier. They tend to go one way on these things.
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