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Nik Patrick

@hitpausebutton.bsky.social
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Writer-guy. Speller-attempter. Spell-casting tempter. Wielder of the South Paw Powerglove. www.amazon.com/stores/Nik-Patrick/a…

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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Life is our opportunity to microdose infinity." -Josh Johnson
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Landing Day to Audrey II. Or Sept. 21st if you're a fan of the stage show.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dug this film. It shows how a regular dude would deal with the Resident Evil "situation." There's no Leon S. Kennedy or Jill Valentine here.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In honor of Ben Shapiro's racist ass company releasing the "film" Run Hide Fight: Infidels, I'd like to look back at the time I reviewed Ben's shitty book True Allegiance.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Green Lantern villain Sinestro was based on actor David Niven. The show Lanterns maintains that tradition.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When they drop in a weird little god-alien that wrecks the canon.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Odyssey (2026) was edited by *Jennifer Lame. (1/2)
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#Swordandsorcery and hammer!
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Playing the long game: Set your house in order before you die. Make every devious machination you can muster run on their own like a Rube Goldberg machine. When you die, have your goons cover up your demise. Stay in power from beyond the grave. The real long game." -Mitch McConnell
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#HouseOfTheDragon
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In which Sony makes sure you own less under the guise of "modernization." You'll be able to purchase an empty plastic case for GTA VI to place on your shelf. It'll serve as the ultimate commodity fetish, a memory of an ownership model capital has already killed.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy from Disco Elysium and Christie Smith from I Love Booster have the same evil aura.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
🎶You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. I may not be good at comedy, but you've got a friend in me.🎶
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Ocarina of Time Remake means Bombchu Baddie will be back.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month to the two greatest video game characters of all time.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge #Euphoria
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
How the POTUS pronounces 'vegan.'
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Why do we have to live in The Boys universe of all the possible superhero realms?
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy International Workers' Day. Remember, the wealthy don't get wealthy without your labor.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This Friday, grab yourself a can of Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and get ready for extreme pollen!
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We are going to invade the Vatican. It will be the last mistake we ever make.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The fact that he followed this up with this is also concerning.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
England picking Number 2.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
How to sit in a car like a Royal.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When you're mentioned in the Epstein Files, but it's because you said Epstein and Alan Dershowitz deserve to be strangled to death.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Agony of Raphael.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
No more predictions. No more.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Matt Walsh does not understand things.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This fine Baroque painting is titled "The Empathy of Saint Trump."
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My only reactionary position is that we need to go back to calling dust bunnies slut's wool.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Medieval Times are scary. #horror #Halloween
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Death as a Dude. #horror #halloween
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"Stop listening to rap music and this degenerate hip hop stuff and go back to the music that built our civilization." -Charlie Kirk in public "Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Death Be a Lady. #horror #Halloween
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Need a Hand? #horror #Halloween
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Hobbit style #littlefreelibrary
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I believe in Dead Internet Theory.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.” - Porco Rosso
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"FBI director Kash Patel was called cringe and a dork..." Read more at: timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/...
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
books2read.com/u/4ErNnO September is when #Halloween begins. Let's get spooky now! #WritingCommunity #AmReading #Horror #vampires #BookSky #BlueskyBooks
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
My #screenplay Slasher U won Best Screenplay at Penned in Blood! #horror #horrorfilms #horrormovies #screenwriting
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
This genre needs a name. How about Gutter-Cosmic?
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Coca-Cola is paying the GDP of Uganda to reimagine their logo. After staying up for 72-hrs I formulated this stripped down, simple design. This will look amazing on a can.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Harry Du Bois would have defeated Light Yagami...while high.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Normalize trees wearing clothes.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Same character. Even down to calling their foes monkeys/apes.
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Nik Patrick @hitpausebutton.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"Video games have come a long way since Pac-Man."
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