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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Loved everything about that damn video. I adore Domhall Gleeson.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I need to know what the blurred pictures are hanging in her cleaning cart.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The sheer amount of neurodivergence on display in this documentary just warms my damn heart.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

In a devastating turn of events, I had to say goodbye to my cat last Friday. Lost my soulmate and I'm not sure how to be, but adjusting. So needless to say, I need to catch upon everything. If anyone feels like dropping some bullet points on where to start that would be great 🫶

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

You know what, fuck it. I am going to start believing these damn tarot card readings popping up on my FYP. Because fucking Taylor Swift is messing with Rep the same time the girl I never got over (who I went to rep tour with) popped back up in my life. So it’s the tarot readings or Taylor is a witch

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I instantly noticed my record player spinning 1% too fast when listening to Mayhem, I have a fine tuned Gaga ear. I have lost my Taylor ear, or am I refusing the changes? It all still sounds fucking good. Call it What You Want though in this Dolby Atmos shit, even more undeniably slurry 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I know it’s just Rep but I ran to go check The Very First Night, just in case.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Ok fiiiiiine, bitch I’ll get out of bed and get my good headphones. Fucking psycho

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Taylor….as a fellow elder millennial, you have got to stop doing these late night shenanigans. I haven’t slept well all week, my Garmin is mad at me, and just one day of shit sleep has me feeling hungover. Babe, we are closer to 40 now than 30, STOP THIS SHIT 😩 😭

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Ok yes hello gays in my phone. For the witchy ones.... or tarot card ones? is that witchy? ANYWAY.... so if after hanging out with a friend I find a flyer for a psychic with the lovers card on it.... should I take that as a sign? 🤣 I should add that this friend is my "one that got away" situation.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Holy FUCK. The Old Religion on Florence’s new album. Good god my ears just had an orgasm and I’m crying 😭 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Scrolling Reddit and had this post from some fuck ass Travis and Taylor subreddit recommended to me. I thought this was a joke. I scrolled the thread for shits and giggles and my god go read some of this shit. 11k upvotes and 6.7k comments.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Took a break from the Tswift hyperfixation to finally finish my Hocus Pocus LEGO set that I’ve had for two years 🤣 I now know why I hesitated to get started, my subconscious knew this was an expensive hobby lurking in the shadows. 🤣 Now I want more 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Taylor tradwife trolled so hard now she’s racist? What in the fuck?

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA just found out some precious photos of mine from abroad are just GONE. So yep this is fine, everything's fine.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

And here I was so excited to finally be free from Disney+ 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Found a sick clearance hoodie today 🤣 I have no one IRL to share this lore with. But I bought this so fucking fast 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Alright I’m full on pissed off at this woman now. What do you mean that fuckass “Ruin the Friendship” song has people posting videos about their ruin the friendship success stories. TAYLOR. This is a personal attack. For fuck sake. I’ll never get over her either, look what you’ve done. 😂 😑

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I’ve got beef with the WNBA for a 5:00 local start for a Finals game. Won suite tickets at work and traffic was a nightmare. How am I going to shoot my shot with Satou now? (Like she doesn’t have the freaking finals to focus on 🤣 )

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

It’s wild how little I’ve listened to the album in comparison to others, and my brain just keeps playing little snippets over and over. Yesterday it was Wood, today it’s Wi$h Li$t. Neither of which are ones I’ve listened to more than 5? times?

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Wood pisses me off because it really is a bop, and then she just had to fuck it up with the whole key thighs thing 🤣. But I can be persuaded with a little pronoun switcheroo. It’s really just London Boy 2.0 explicit version.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING BUZZWORDS IN THE LAST FEW PAGES. I'M LOSING MY MIND.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Bingeing the latest June Bates, because surely that will help me wind down (sarcasm) ANYWAY…. I’d like to submit this into evidence. I’d been convinced for a while (if anything just because it’d be sweet if true). There are some other things too but this one made me drop the book.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

My brain goblin is too preoccupied with my little plane game to pivot. The plane 'tism has taken over full control of the dopamine factory at the moment. But the brain goblin still of course needs a sip of the TayTay tea.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Seeing these live posts without watching whats going on is HILARIOUS.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Me when I see the tiny bourbon bottle in the freezer: “I’ll be your father figure. I drink that brown liquor. I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger.” Crazy woman about to turn me into a drinker again because of a fucking song 🤣.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

She could have at least had a better cover photo when I finally caved and contributed $5 to the insanity of it all 🤣❤️‍🔥 I know the picture on the right isn’t very “alone in my tower” but it is very alone in MY tower. *Badum tsss* Lordy someone take my phone away 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Fine Blondie, you got me. $4.99 for the fuckass DELUXE Alone In My Tower Acoustic Edition. You finally got my ass with the nostalgia of an iTunes purchase. Ok now just release a collection of posters from the photoshoot and title it “sapphic sparklepuss sunshine edition” or some shit like that. 💳

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

The whole kaleidoscope thing with these lyric videos is trippy AF 🤣. Of course I started with Elizabeth Taylor and she’s so mean for just putting her little hip caress on loop.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Ok but girl DROP THAT SHOULDER ROUTINE 😩. Fine, I’ll hit more lateral raises this week, dammit.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Finally watching the video and all I’m thinking is “woman, I need you to flex those guns” god DAMN she looks good.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Ohhhh just sitting here thinking about that time Taylor popped up at a Haim show and sang a mashup of Gasoline and Love Story.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I don't want to buy CDssssss....... but the damn covers. She's so damn hot.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Interesting week to switch up my ADHD meds. I’m over here like “nah they’re not working” Oh….oh they’re working! Just not on work 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Me noticing my turntable spinning 1% faster while playing Mayhem actually SAVED ME. I’ve been bummed about not having a replacement yet but it was the push I needed to stop going variant crazy. Those would have been some expensive ass posters 🤣

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

She really said “If you’re going to continue to interpret shit wrong, then fine. Here’s exactly what you so desperately want.”

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

So many comments from Swifties saying they feel like they’re being gaslit. *cackling and kicking my feet* 🔥 ❤️‍🔥 yes you’re on fire babes, eyes on the exit. Burning it doooowwwwwn

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a close up of a woman lighting a lighter

ALT: a close up of a woman lighting a lighter

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I’m cackling. 🤣 ok yea honestly obsessed with this album now for the social experiment of it all 💀

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Made it 15 minutes being logged in for work before I got my first “so what did you think of the new album” 🤣 🫠

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Girlie pop has been referencing George Michael long before Father Figure.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Hold up, Swifties hate it? Like...she point blank gave them the lyrics they thought they were interpreting in past albums? Now that's cinema.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Sitting here thinking about that fuckass spaghetti and then realized...."ah yes... you know what's also straight until it gets wet" GIRL I AM SO ON TO YOU.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Her photoshoot for this album is for the lady loving ladies. She said "Ok, I know the lyrics are ridiculous at times, but I know you get it. Here's a peace offering. To enjoy once you stop blacking out thinking about my dick size." Or maybe that was just for me, I can't be sure.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

They want what video taken off the internet Taylor? Tayloooooooorrrrr Oh... ah right yep Elizabeth Taylor.

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✨History Will Call Them Roommates✨ @historic-roomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Honestly obsessed with how she says "man" in Actually Romantic. Like she really nailed the unenthusiastic, meh tone there 🤣

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