No pity comes from the other deity.
His eyes shut as he laughs, light and airy as the element of his poor, tormented companion.
"Ah... Hah, do forgive me-- but this is rather outlandish, even for you. Do you mean to say someone is attempting to poison you via apple...? That 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 kin wish you ill?"