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@hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social
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Absolutely not a dog piloting a biomechanical suit. He/him 30 🏳️‍🌈 LLMs are a plague. Pfp by @nakufin, who is tremendous!

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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Conspiracy theory- the Home Depot low profile CPU cooler may not be a good deal. Ahhh the pics are gonna be poorly cropped... pretend they're not.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Horrid day, but at least this Geometry engine showed up. Why do I have this? God knows. But it's finally here!
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Oh, you used to believe in capitalism and the power of the free market a few years ago, why did that change?" This exact flavor of nonsense. Note that this thermaltake power supply has the shortest cables I've ever seen on a power supply, and only ONE for pcie. This is an engineered problem.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Customer patiently explaining to me that his engine is a 1300cc, but he put a new exhaust on it that's lighter, and that increased it.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my last every eBay purchases got here! An old Sun Sparc CPU from the late 90s. Sold as possibly not working, but I'm just gonna display it anyways.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently I'm banned from eBay forever? They didn't say why and they don't employ any humans any more, so there's nobody I can ask. I guess that's the end of my collecting vintage/unusual computer stuff? Hopefully the stuff I already paid for gets here.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did the blue oyster cult break the fucking windows printer drivers at my work?!?!?
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got some framing done! I don't think I did a shoutout at my last @hiddenstash order (the purple jackalope) so there it is, I love it! Wow tagging people is tricky now
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think I just had an SSD die! Thank goodness the LLM PEOPLE ARE STILL IN ASCENDENCE, so PURCHASING A REPLACEMENT IS NOT WISE.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ah! I wondered why I felt terrible.
Car says it's 106 Fahrenheit outside
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey! You! Yes, you! The new Ford F-150s sometimes have plastic leaf springs in the rear suspension, don't buy a used one in ten years. Those plastic elements WILL be dust. Please have a good day!
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✈️ 𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓; 🌊 @rabbitobj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Design and reference for @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social ! 🍊✈️ [ #art #furry #furryart #weirdfur #aeromorph ]
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm gonna try the dragon-flavored bass strings, see if they're any good
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know? I'm turning around in these scrungly Intel "Ultra" CPUs. I've gotten my hands on one, and you know, it's pretty capable. It's not the ARM killer that Intel was presumably hoping for, but I like it. Some stability issues, but... I'm also running my CUDIMMs in it, that might be it.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Years later, I've finally inspected one of those Priuses that has a Butt
Caked-up Prius
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I bought more e-waste. Look at this lad ^.^
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Compute.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
KOSA will definitely pass, because it makes life worse for everyone and that's all that matters. At least my phone is crashing constantly now (unrelated), so I'm getting my training for the post-internet age
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Omg my comic from @nessiemooo.bsky.social got here! Still in decent shape, too, despite customs' best efforts. Also, yes, it's very good!
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hell yeah, you know it's the good stuff if it clarifies that it's edible on the label
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Prints and stickers from @hiddenstash.bsky.social got here! Ayyy! I gotta say, one of the Nick Cage stickers being right-side-up caused me some confusion and concern for a moment 😹
Two prints (the horrors are endless but I stay silly, along with a motorcycling coyote), and some wicked sweet stickers (coyotes and Nick Cage are the primary subjects)
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Got my camera replaced! Woo! They also... had to replace my battery. Even though the onboard BMS said it was in perfect shape. Yeah I'm kinda scared of this thing now but ayyyy👍
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's a shame Howard Hughes didn't live during a period where Aeromorphs existed. I bet he'd have loved that shit.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Purolator oil filter advertising a 20,000 mile service life *I am pressing "X" to doubt.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
CAR VIBE CHECK™ Cars are still really bad (Checking the oil level took several minutes thanks for no dipstick BMW)
~measuring engine oil level~, like technicians have trouble with that
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oh shit, time for valve's hardware survey, where's my Intel™ Compute Stick™ and thirteen-year-old dual-gpu Mac...
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Remember! Bluesky's two-factor authentication is not on by default. Two factor authentication is a very important and basic precaution for anything you log into on the internet! It doesn't guarantee safety, but it can help.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well, last day of #pridemonth. Didn't meet anyone, but also didn't get yelled at by strangers, so I'll call that a draw. Back to posting... maybe once a month. Peace.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I encountered a praying mantis! If you're curious, it ran at my neck after I took these photos, and I did scream and freak out.
Little green praying mantis chilling out on my belly, thinking about attacking my neck.An uneasy peace, soon to be shattered. (Me and the praying mantis)
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Still haven't encountered a moth that I can call the Pride Moth 😭 #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh, I forgot, I bought stickers at pride. I was looking at some bigger art pieces too, but... A) jostling crowds B) intermittent rain C) money. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The people at pride shouting about homosexuality being sin are just... baffling to me. Like bro, get a life.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Was wandering around at pride yesterday and looked down and... apparently my capital city has a Toynbee Tile? I'm sad this one doesn't have the addendum about the USSR, that's my favorite bit. #pridemonth
A colorful little patch in the street that reads "TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOVIE 2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER"
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What kind of bird is that? (Apologies, my phone camera is still broken in the specific way that makes everything look like google deep dream from back in the day)
BIRB
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The rain miiiiight be clearing up for the pride parade thing tonight? Maybe? I mean I'll still go either way, I definitely have an umbrella somewhere... #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
One of my coworkers just said "H as in Hitler" and I told him to please learn the nato-phonetic alphabet.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Come to think of it, nobody has tried to say mean shit to me this year? I guess that's a victory for acceptance. Good job, The South! #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wellll the chance of rain still keeps going up for the pride parade in the capital city. You know what? I'll probably go anyway, and at least have a look around. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
On my way to go be mad at pickup trucks for seven hours. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Okay suddenly rooting for NOT rain, at least for the weekend. The parade/festival getting rained out was NOT on my radar. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I got my hair cut! Ready for the parade. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I intended today's #pridemonth post to be selfies after a haircut. It turns out you can't just walk in at a hair salon any more? Shows what I know, I haven't had my hair cut since like 2015.
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
AAAAAA IT'S FINALLY RAINING! PERHAPS THE PROPHECY WILL NOT COME TO PASS! #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's just getting hotter. The rains may not come. Years from now, when I'm the village elder, I'll tell the young ones about the rains and the forests Their parents will be mad that I tell them such lies, but I'll remind the parents that they weren't there. They didn't see. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is a long freaking month, but I'm still excited for the parade next week. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The horrors persist, but so do I. #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Early day Still #pridemonth
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I did the thermal mod to my MacBook Neo. I'm counting this as a #pridemonth post. I have no reason.
Before- 1547/539After- 1757/585
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Not a dog at all @hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I think the heart-shaped earrings pop a little better. Now, to wear them for a couple of hours and see if I'm horribly allergic to them
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