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@hislordship.bsky.social
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29. Homosexual. Romantically involved with another homosexual. I cook stuff and complain to Southeastern rail services a lot. He/His.

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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or the search function - I love it when it shows me videos not reflective of what I searched
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Train Conductor: please take your bags off of the seats and let people sit - if you don’t I might start charging the bags tickets. It is a busy service so let’s try and be kind to eachother. Fucking Bravo.
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Partner is low on funds so we are in spoons for cheap food prior to going to a nice pub. I hate it so much 😭
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just this one trying to chew the joysticks on my steamdeck so she’ll be spending the night in the oven
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could not agree more. The older generation have been the take take take generation and this a small feat compared to what’s been stripped from us.
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People need to stop pretending that emails are not a good way to communicate - we’re too damn busy for a 20 min phone call 😭
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m gonna say it. The corporate world goes on about how ‘phone calls should come first over emails’ but NOT everything needs a call. If I’ve sent you an email that requires a simple answer, I don’t need a call to ‘discuss it’.
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I said yes to AI when troubleshooting my keyboard today and it fucked it. So no
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Progress in the tittage department 🥰
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This evening hasn’t been fun: - Had to bail on my PT session early cos my shoulder gave the fuck up. - £50 has been taken from my account by some unknown entity and NatWest’s fight against fraud doesn’t start until 4 days after the transaction. - Burned my hand on the oven.
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m a business man, with a business plan, I’m gonna make you money in business land Or whatever a gay guy in a suit would say
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feeling under the weather so decided to shoot some asshole zombie dogs with a an absolute queen
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*deep breath*. - Getting a diagnoses for ADHD isn’t like popping to a doctor for a few pills. It has to be diagnosed by a psychiatrist - the process of which is not straightforward. - Getting PIP with ADHD is even harder. - this is bullshit scare mongering.
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Posted gym results on X (first time in months) only to be followed by about 20 bots Yeah… staying here from now on 😂
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The day my London office gets rid of compulsory suits will be a happy day
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LinkedIn needs to chill the fuck out
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Laundry is overdue so it’s WFH in a tank top kinda day. Also #mcm
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do it - it’s amazing
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sex. Drugs. Gay. Anyway, enough about @alexinkent9.bsky.social - how’s you?
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: *fancies a specific topic of video to watch on YouTube* YouTube’s Search Function: here’s everything NOT to do with that, but our algorithm thought you’d wanna know the latest tea on Ed Sheeran Fml
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@ jim xoxo
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My partner announced dinner was ready earlier with ‘your 7 o clock feedings has been prepared’
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was the same 😂
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So there is this woman who lives next door to my partner’s work (carer who works overnight). She constantly does drugs, plays loud music, parties until 2 am and is incredibly loud. Anyway, she was scream crying because her daughter had nits so she shaved her head. Why do I fucking live
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Evanescence ready!
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My favourite moment from RE 8. I never get sick of it 😂
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
CRYING 😭 I’m so stupid fml
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The nip peeping through the mug handle is sending me 😂😂😂
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shut up my song is playing
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To quote abridged Joey ‘hey look it’s two giant breasts attached to a woman’
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chest is getting bigger from PT sessions 👀
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wouldn’t be pride if it didn’t 😂
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Morning ❤️
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Took my ADHD meds a little later than usual today so naturally my brain told me to starve all day and consume everything late at night 🙃
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ngl my screensaver slaps
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tried the original Resident Evil again. I’m sorry all, I know it’s a classic, I just cannot for the life of me get used to the pre-rendered backgrounds and tank controls 😭
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Post PT session #mcm
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thighs are thighing 👀
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
She’s gonna kill me 🙃😭
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
YES! I thought I was the only one - I really hope it goes down 😭
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Personal trainers do not fuck about. I hurt in places I’ve never hurt before 😩
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My personal trainer took a pic of me and I look miserable as sin but, hey, #mcm
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I genuinely want to conduct a study as to why people fucking do this.
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Was watching a video of a French chef preparing a ‘stuffed roasted hare’. He decided to put the head back on for ‘decoration’. This is absolutely fucking hideous.
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Meds honestly changed my life but I won’t lie - it’ll be strange the first few days. When you take them, make sure you have some food. Be patient with yourself and keep track of how you feel and relay that to your care provider. Within a week or two, you wont believe how you managed without them
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Twisted my arm on both accounts!
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s all about Blue Eyes over red 👀 (saying that cos I have a tattoo of blue eyes lol)
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Me and renowned slag machine @alexinkent9.bsky.social did a pride on Sat
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Decided to start sketching again - this one was a total bitch
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MS 💫 @hislordship.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Back to work after a week off
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