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Big Jon

@hisholyjonner.bsky.social
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Permanently distressed father and movie lover.

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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Charles is looking quite chipper
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Danny Tommo," ought to be getting charged with attempted murder.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Haunted floor at work @comingtogetyou.bsky.social
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Alistair King @alistairking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Struggling to work out why Jenrick would single out these three Commonwealth countries rather than, say, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, whose citizens have exactly the same rights. It’s a head-scratcher.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She absolutely ruled. RIP, Dolly, you total magnificence, you.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Again, if you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Any minute now, yeah?
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@comingtogetyou.bsky.social @gavinloveshorror.bsky.social @brentterhune.bsky.social They're coming to get to you, Babadağ Teleferik (Turkiye)
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'd also like to brag that I didn't shit my pants today. Alas...
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bingo
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@comingtogetyou.bsky.social Fuck, no.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@realrayporter.bsky.social Listening to Project Hail Mary ahead of seeing the movie. Brilliant, as ever, but because I'm so I'm love with your work with @donwinslow.bsky.social - especially the Border Trilogy - that I almost feel as if I'm witnessing you having an affair...
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@comingtogetyou.bsky.social They're coming to get you, Sopot (Baltic coast in Poland).
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Huh. You don't say.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Europe HATES you, you delusional fascist bell end.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Absolute state of it.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@whmpodcast.bsky.social I'm calling from the UK for LRM - all I'm getting is LINE BUSY. I'm more or less certain I've got the number right, so should I keep trying?
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Get him the fuck out of there.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Now, THAT'S a political cartoon.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Why won't anyone stop him? He can't do this without support from the people who should be telling him he can't do it.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Coincidental, I'm sure...
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
He's SUCH a twunt.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Appallingly correct.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Bit of a cunt, isn't he?
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
11/22/63, Under the Dome and The Shining are my top three. God knows what would finish a top five.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
What a pair of absolute twats.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Unholy, soulless monsters.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
🤣
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
12 year olds called Ivanka, maybe? And sexually active with, ooh, I dunno, her father. A man UNDOUBTEDLY swarming with all sorts of infections diseases...
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I'm an unattractive man, but CHRIST, these two.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Finally learned to wipe his own arse, did he?
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Fantastic weekend, loved it.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
At this point, you have to wonder if Starmer is being paid by Farage to do the things he's doing right now. Is he TRYING to get that frog faced twat into Number 10?
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
A very proud moment, for sure. And, YES, I have the John Travolta UCSC tee shirt...
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Yeah,those posters are in a queueing area by a ride of some description. I was on SC to see my son graduate from UCSC. I'll have to go back at some point, because he's not coming home at any point soon.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@comingtogetyou.bsky.social Look at the effort I go through for you. That's the Lost Boys vampire bridge - surely this deserves an episode...
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
From which emanates a ghostly, "You fuckers don't understand my work."
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Yeah, cool.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
And what the fuck is "good quality urine" when it's at home? At least you can probably smell these shagwits half a mile off and avoid them.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
That really is too bad.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
You mean it isn't?
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
...and driving over cracks in the pavement.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It's Idi Amin winning swimming races...
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What a genuinely pathetic man. Cruz is completely lacking in, well, he's just completely lacking.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hang on, hang on - are you suggesting that yer man there's full of shit?
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of spongebob with a key in his hand
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with a key in his hand
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Woof!
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It's okay to not like a movie.
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Big Jon @hisholyjonner.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Doesn't hurt, though, does it?
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