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【シミラ】

@hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social
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"𝗜𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗧!!! 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗠𝗬𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗔 𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗘!!!" SFW! + NSFW for dark themes only! LEWD RP and NON-RP DNI (DO NOT INTERACT!)

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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Hmph, bumbling idiots..." "Obviously it's MY turn to be the main character of this franchise!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Hmm... I think I need to start fighting folks! I can't just slack off if I wanna prove I'm the best!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Y-Yeah! It's not bad, not at all!" *Simirror sighed* "But dear Nova it's too big for my stomach, any more and I'd probably burst.... Or at best, a stomach ache..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Ah, uh... t-thank you." *He took a bite... and just nodded.* "Yeah, it's pretty good... I-I think."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Huh... That guy who's always with Kirby... never thought he'd be one to give away machines out of the blue..." "Still, nice."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Yeah, yeah...." *He paused* "W-Wait, Winged Star? Ain't that a Popstar thing? How'd you even..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Huh... well that's one way to have burgers be a thing around 'ere..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"A... burger?" "You guys have those here?"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Yeah... a wizard can dream, y'know..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Uhhhhh....." *Flashback to like, some time ago... Just him being spooked and humbled in many ways...* "...Don't wanna talk about it..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Yeah... if you see a pink dude with a jester hat, uhh... don't antagonize him..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"First of all, thank you... I am TRULY great." "S-Second uh... I-I wasn't scared! Totally! Not in a million years!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"My dear friend, it's... not as bad as the real deal but... from rumors? I've heard it's quite the pain to handle!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Eh, a real jerk of a clown, that's for sure..." *Simirror sighed* "He can summon black holes, grow wings, hell, he could kick a circus ball right in your face and it'd knock 'ya to next week..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Heh, I'd probably reflect all his attacks lickity split..." *Simirror chuckled...*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Geez, givin' Marx a run for his money, that's for sure..." *A shrug...* "Especially the cryin' back home part, gotta love a good sore loser..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"A jerk? Summoning monsters? Geez, that sounds rough..." "But well, you're here now so I take it you kicked their butt like it was nothing."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Yeah, yeah...." "Wanna just walk 'n talk or something?"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Oh well... t'be completely honest here I uh..." *He sighed* "I kinda forgot about halfway through my walk, I've just been following the path at this rate and it... lead me here..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Y-Yup! That's me!" *Ah right, they had met before...* "S-So sorry about that! I-I was in a rush tryin' to head over somewhere and I g-guess I didn't watch where I was going!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Sigh* "If anything you did a triple somersault and failed horribly at the landing..." "In better terms, no."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Uhhh... R-Right! That was uhh, just a test! Yeah!" *Uh-huh.... sure, you totally didn't mistake Taranza for a spider, totally....*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"OUTTA THE WAY OUTTA THE WAAAAAY!!!" *Hey, who's that mage running around in a panic-* *KA-BONK! He just bumped into Vis suddenly!* "Ohhh... my head..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Random interaction bait! Go!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Uhh, not where I'm from, that's for sure."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Well, is it TRULY an illusion if it can still hurt your foes?" *Ah, fair enough...* "And alas... that is correct... less I somehow managed to fake getting hit by it..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Guess you could say it's simple smoke an' Mirrors!" *Suddenly he split in two with a simple hand motion! Mirror Body!* "The Mirror ability can make me reflect things, split, and well, as you've seen, fake my death, in a sense! AND.... It can make me copy appearances too! Such a powerful ability!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Why thank..." *...Oh Berceuse, you were SO close to getting praise yourself up till that last part...* "H-HEY! I SAID I AIN'T A KID! GEEZ!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*But as soon as he was shoved... him and his hat suddenly flickered out with a sudden fade!* "Missed meeeeeee...." *Ah, and now he's a bit further away!* "Oh how I LOVE doing this trick!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"W-What can I say...." *He rubbed his eyes once more, gripping his wand tight...* "A.... A mage's.... gotta be ready for anythin'..." *He's got another spell prepped, just in case this fellow mage decides to attack him head on...*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Y-You have limits too if that... *Yawn!* S-stupid fireball was your best attack..." *C'mon man! Keep fightin' it!*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Revers-" *Ah, seems there's a limit to what he can reflect...* "W-Wha... I can't... reflect that..." *He rubs his eyes, trying to keep awake...*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Oh please, that's only the start! Send something BIGGER my way! I can reflect WAY more than that!" *Oh can he, now?*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*Suddenly he moved his wand in front of him!* "GO! REVERSE FORCE!!!" *And a barrage of mirrors suddenly fired out, causing the oncoming fireball to reflect back!*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Hmm, Alright then! I'll start with my favorite one!" *The mage got out his wand, a rather confident chuckle...* "Send somethin' my way! Anything! I dare 'ya!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Child? CHILD!?!?" "I'M NOT A KID YOU... YOU MEANIE! I'M JUST SHORT!!!" "AND I KNOW A TON OF MAGIC! ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SAY SORRY!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Uhh, DUH! Of course I'm a mage!" "What gave it away? The hat? Glowing eyes?"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"A... what now?!" "I dunno what a Black Mage is, but I sure ain't a phony!!!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Ah... I see..." "...What even are you anyways?"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"...The heck does 'kupo' mean?"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ah! right, of course!" *Crap... he doesn't know of any stores nearby... he's just gonna pick a direction and follow the path from there...* "Uhhh, I think I know of one ov'a this way! Follow me!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"A guide? Well, I can certainly help in that case! Onward to uhhh..." *Give him a sec...* "...Where are we going again?"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I- SUCH RUDENESS!" *Oh he's got the wand out, pointing it... probably menacingly at her? but really it just looks goofy...* "I WOULD CERTAINLY LIKE TO! M-MEANIE!" *Really? THAT'S the best insult this guy can come up with?*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Simirror thought, indeed such could be possible but...* "If you wanna do that, perhaps I could tag along? I have nothing better to do, and if danger suddenly arrives, I can easily reflect it away from us like it's nothing!" *Geez, he irked internally that he's offering to HELP someone like this.*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Huh... I guess you should..." *A simple shrug from Simirror... he decides to head inside and...* "Geez, man! It's FREEZING in here!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Really now?" "Come now, snowman! What could the universe POSSIBLY do to ruin such a house like this?" *I mean... It could've summoned YOU to ruin the house, Simirror... ever thought of that?*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Yeah, would be a real big bummer if something happened to it..."
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Hm, an impressive house..." *Ah, what a nice compliment from Simirror...* *...Wait, Simirror???*
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Well then, and ONLY then! I'll finally feel the sense of joy and accomplishment, I've been dreaming of for the past... however many years it's been!"
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【シミラ】 @hishatlooksstupid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"P-PLUSHIES!?" *Simirror is not amused... if he even was to be amused at such!* "S-Such a thing would not help in the slightest! Only victory and triumph makes me! The great Simirror, joyful as ever!"
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