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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)

@hirethisman.com
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Voice actor. Singer. Canadian. The NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN guy. Davy Jones in #CaptainWayne / The Announcer in #DreamshotFantasia / The Yngolian in #DarkestDungeon #BlackReliquary

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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 08/09/2026
Personally, when you forego taking money for the most expensive and anticipated slot of the game awards show and instead give it to some random hero shooter for free because you like it, I'd call that commercially investing in it, Geoff.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 29/07/2026
Help, I recently decided to go bald and my partner keeps rubbing my head and going "SCRATCH-O, HEY!"
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 18/07/2026
This new Stand from the latest JoJo chapter is killing me. Only Araki could make one line look like a guy with shoulder pads with his hands in his pockets.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 06/07/2026
Xbox wants to have one BILLION active daily players. This is Steam's current daily players according to SteamDB. Xbox wants to have over 20x the daily active users as Steam, which I guess they're expecting to just materialize out of the ether after massive layoffs. This is completely delusional.
Steam charts
Users right now: 34,939,459
24-hour peak: 38,998,197
All-time peak 4 months ago: 42,686,616
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 05/07/2026
I may not like the heat, but one thing I love about summer is that all the cool bugs come out. Found this really big beetle in the backyard. He was a big softie and hung out with me for like 10 minutes. Spoilered for people who don't like bugs.
A black and white eastern eyed click beetle perched on my fingers.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 28/06/2026
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 22/06/2026
Anyone else remember that Terry Crews Pokémon Champions commercial? #voicepost
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 20/06/2026
I've pretty much only played Pokémon singles my whole life, but Champions has opened my eyes to VGC. I'm addicted to Mega Crab trick room sweeps.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 19/06/2026
Everyone knows the "Where's the caveman?" or "Watch me swooce right in" bits from Misadventures of Skooks, and they are really funny, but I think this is here a really great bit that gets overlooked a lot. It kills me every time.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 12/06/2026
You can't buy any of the Shadow Hearts games anywhere. Just give me a trilogy remaster or SOMETHING.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 08/06/2026
Paul is blue now #voicepost
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 07/06/2026
I'd really love to voice a big grappler in a fighting game since. Crazy, off the wall dream roles though, I'd love to voice Frank from Shadow Hearts 3 or Sgt Cortez from TimeSplitters in any kind of remaster of either of them
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 07/06/2026
Throwback to this convo with @funnywes.online from two years ago when I was speculating on P6 being green. She won...
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 07/06/2026
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 29/05/2026
I AM NO LONGER ASKING
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 27/05/2026
I need Emma Gregory to voice every audiobook ever
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 23/05/2026
"Alright, Mac! Remember! First, you gotta--" K.O.! DIAVOLO WINS! "What the fuck just happened?"
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 19/05/2026
I'm bankrupt, making me the victor
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 18/05/2026
THANKS TO HUH??
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 16/05/2026
It's crazy how despite all the insane Stand designs Araki's come up with over decades, the one with the most aura is just a guy in a suit.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 16/05/2026
He looks like he dressed up as Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder for halloween
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 14/05/2026
Elon? Elon Musk? The inventor?
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 13/05/2026
IMPOSSIBLE! THIS ISN'T THE SKARM! #voicepost
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 10/05/2026
Valtr from Bloodborne!
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 10/05/2026
Manga rather than anime, but this panel of Dio changed my brain chemistry forever.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 10/05/2026
I need more SBR animated cause I can't wait to see people's reactions to one of the most viscerally upsetting abilities in JoJo belonging to a guy who has the power to make living balloon animals.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 09/05/2026
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 08/05/2026
Miyamoto: "We can't make another F-Zero game. It needs a new concept and we just don't have one. It's a tough decision, but sometimes you need to know when you've exhausted an idea." F-Zero fans: "So Star Fox for Switch 2 is a new concept and not just the 4th iteration of 64, right?" Miyamoto:
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 06/05/2026
HOLY SHIT FANTASTIC MR. STAR FOX
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 03/05/2026
The Voice Actor ↔️ The Character
The voice actor: Quinn Stokan (that's me)The character: Prince Alucard from Atastic's series Pebble's Quest
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 30/04/2026
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 30/04/2026
Things are about to get very, very evil
Dio and The World meeting each other in Tomodachi Life
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 28/04/2026
"I see The World for how it could be. DEAD!"
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 26/04/2026
Your friends mean WHAT!?
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 22/04/2026
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 21/04/2026
canon
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 21/04/2026
They're the same image
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 21/04/2026
Bro I JUST put Johnny on the island!
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 21/04/2026
Vegeta POV (he's about to use Big Bang Attack)
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 21/04/2026
He really does want to be a bee
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 21/04/2026
Mark, this is GOOD NEWS
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 20/04/2026
The Onion has taken over Infowars, but what the mainstream media won't tell you is that The Onion is majority owned by big D&D 5th edition forge cleric. The truth is all over their website. Open your eyes.
A fake ad for a crucifix-shaped bandage. "No longer shall the wicked prey on the righteous. 24 hour holy protection from all dark entities."A fake ad of gold bars falling into piss. "Turn your gold into piss. Liquidate your assets today."A fake ad showing gold nuggets in a laboratory. "Turn your piss into gold."
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 16/04/2026
Stupid idea I had to make real #tadc
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 14/04/2026
I wish video games were real
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 23/02/2026
I was watching other language dubs of the Steel Ball Run trailer, and French Johnny saying "Je suis Johnny fucking Joestar!" is actually iconic and so in character
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 17/02/2026
Meanwhile, me, NebuCHADnezzar, inventing the gattling gun in 1650:
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 15/02/2026
What are your favourite quotes from this guy? Wrong answers only.
Masayoshi Shido from Persona 5
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 05/02/2026
For a semi-grounded, list I'd go with: - Scout TF2 - Batman from the Telltale games - Robert Freeman from The Boondocks (RIP John Witherspoon) - Goro Majima Statler and Waldorf as the dealers would be hilarious, but if it had to be a video game character, Igor from Persona would be funny.
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 31/01/2026
"Hey, I know you wanted this piece of merch and already paid for it, but we're canceling your order and liquidating all of that item because the shows you like aren't popular enough lmao" Sure do love Sony having a near monopoly over the entire western anime industry
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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 27/01/2026
He's forgetting to look at the teleprompter
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