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Skeetcliff Huxtable

@hiramclarkekent.bsky.social
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Day drinkin dark liquor at Martin's marches || "Fuck bein rational, give em what they askin fo" || My wife thick as cold grits SouthSide since 85

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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Aint nobody more arrogant about where they from than Texans from anywhere in Texas and muhfucks specifically from NYC
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If you from Indiana, aint you basically from Wisconsin? What's the difference between the Dakotas, or Montana and Wyoming? Texas is trash, yes, but its Texas.
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I fuckin daydream. No, I dont monetize it. No, it aint about money or the hustle or the grind. I just let my imagination run wild in my spare time because it makes me happy. N im aiite wit that #daydreams #daydreaming
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
My god brothers are actually blood brothers and they don't talk to each other.... but they both talk to me. Idk what to do wit that but they relationship ain't my bidness 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I was legit finna crash out on FB. I need to take a couple puffs n sip some water
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I thought about maybe going outside to get a lungful in the next 15 minutes. How she coughing already??
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The way I feel about this ring tho...
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@joyannreid.bsky.social They took your show? Come outside, sis!! I been waiting on you to get rowdy
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Look at any pic of Kendrick Lamar. Look at that nigga eyes. Dude got a few screws loose
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I cannot imagine how tf I wound up married, with a house in in the 'burbs
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We need to protect Beyonce and Michelle Obama at all costs. I have spoken to my wife about this, and she understands
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Yo, somebody do a wellness check on Lawbrey
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Lawbrey in Australia punching air
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This aged well as fuck
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
She wanted to video chat with her ass in the air and her feet on display while I was at work. But she on her period. Babygirl play too much
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bruh, I swear Big Sean flow is like a drawer full of silverware falling down a flight of stairs. Why people keep letting him rap? Let that man be the call center supervisor he was born to be
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
WE SHOULD BE SPAZZIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If you're keeping score... citizens are getting deported, 1500 felons have been freed, they talm'bot exporting prison, and planes are falling out of the sky
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The person who loves me regularly tells me to fuck myself n fall off a cliff. And my dumb ass...
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I was bout to do some petty ass passive aggressive shit. Glad I caught myself n checked that shit
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Don't back me into a corner. If I said it once, I'll say it again. To your face. And wont understand why you mad. Now we both gotta deal with me 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Any thing Yung Thug has ever said pisses me off and I don't give a fuck
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm bout to get so cussed out and i aint even do nothin this time. Fuck it, I earned it. Let me take this nap
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Frankly, it's disgusting as fuck how a lot of people are starting to fold toward Aubrey
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Man, somebody on my block is smoking something two steps above his skill set. I can hear dude coughing from idl how many houses away. I damn near wanna go check on him
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"Still I Rise" and "Brenda's Got A Baby" "Their Eyes Were Watching God" "The Color Purple" "Rolling Thunder, Hear My Cry" "The Things They Carried" "The Life of Pi" And "Brenda's Got a Baby" I will absolutely fight niggas over this
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Nah you really gotta tell me how "Brenda's Got a Baby" ain't one of the most powerful things ever written in English. I'm including Langston Hughes and Shakespeare, Walter Mosley and Steven King. The New Testament. I will die on this hill
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"Die wit a coward"..... Good gotdamn
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Just cuz I want you alive, free, prospering, thriving, and living your best life even if you living better than me.... doesn't mean I want to talk to you.
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
What scares me about me is how comfortable I am with guilt.
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I ain't a tough guy. There's just... something missing, I think
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
See this my problem. I'm a house cat, a wife guy, and a night owl. So I'll be up as fuck and faded tryna talk about my geek shit, and the app is on some freak shit. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Let me take my ass back inside
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I like Joey, but he wasn't talkin bout nothin. We need to quit acting like anybody needs to care about NY niggas until somebody prove they self. Just like every other region in the fuckin country
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I got no idea where "gaslighting" comes from, and I know enought to know I can't tell you nothin about it. But I think it just happened to me, and there's no way I can prove it or anyone to talk it thru with
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The ENTIRE Mass Effect trilogy-- the legendary edition with all the DLC-- is $5 in the PlayStation store!!! Maaaaaannnnn....... sheeeeiiiitttttt
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
..... I don't think I know how to flirt no more. My wife need to be flirted with, but all I know ow to be is a Hiram Clarke nigga
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I kinda can't wait to get home and bother my wife
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Nah. Matter fact, fuck that too. I ain't listening to no depression music today
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Nah.... Kendrick ain't gon get it. This calls for Z-Ro
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Why it seem like every so often, people rediscover "if you grin, you in"?
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
🗣 All I ever wanted was a black.... Cutt Supreme. Different strokes for different folks 🤷🏿‍♂️
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☔️ @teamibou23.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Dr. Umar gon have a heart attack when he see these ☠️
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Yall really need to be more cognizant of what you say during arguments. Babygirl said some shit two weeks ago that still got me wanting to make Houston resemble Hiroshima
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Niggas be wantin a head-pat for doin regular shit cuz we never get credit for doin good shit, and always get the blame for bad shit
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Bruh, Luther? Listen to the hook. He legit says he'd execute people in front of God for his woman. Fuck your R&B. THATS a gotdamn love song
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Tell me "no" once.... when I get in that hoe, I'm coming in wit black Air Forces and dark liquor and a attitude problem. I'ma knock everything over, then fire up a joint and read The Autobiography of Malcolm X, while playing GNX on speaker
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
If you don't feel GNX, you don't understand what it's like to have a backpack and a pistol and one last nerve 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ohhhh. I get why I rock wit GNX so hard
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Also, as a Jay Z fan, I really feel the need to chime in..... I'on know that nigga, maybe he did that shit 🤷🏿‍♂️ Shit seems shaky, i'on think he did it. But if he did, bury him under hell wit R Kelly
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Skeetcliff Huxtable @hiramclarkekent.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
America ain't a people; it's an idea. We all got different thoughts on that idea, and we ain't never got along. We need to stop playing like radical political action ain't what created (and has sustained and evolved) this country
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