Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Santa totally sees the dirty pics y’all are on here posting. Naughty list for every one of you. 060
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Is he looking for the closest exit that he can fit through in case of a fire? 060
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Beef and pork searching for their veal to make a proper meatball. Inquire within. 070
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Ginger and Latino couple x 12 years here. Well I’m mostly gray now, but used to be red 000
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I can tell you what I sometimes use socks for that would apply 010
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025My new album drops today. It’s called Life of a “Show-Middle Aged Fat Ugly Guy Trying to Bulk and Get Back in Shape”. Enjoy! 91812
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Was supposed to be chest day but cheat days are pretty good too. 140
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Disney hotel gym workout. Actually one of the better hotel gyms I’ve been to. 1900
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 01/09/2025More fun with Snapseed filters. I definitely benefit from more photo editing. 41976
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Gabe: “I work in film” “Oh are you an actor, or like a sound guy or a camera guy?” Gabe: “no, I’m an IMAX screen” 110
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Up 16 lbs to 251, hard trying to gain any weight while also on Ozempic and trying to reduce sugar and carbs. But it’s possible. 01694
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 16/08/2025If I open a gym it’s going to be called “Fat and Sweaty” 040
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Oh my god, you can’t just ask someone why they have a fat cock 030
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025There are a lot of kinks I’m not into but I’m cool with you being into it and don’t mind seeing posts about it. But can I not see dudes in diapers. Sorry to yuck your yum, but ew, don’t wanna see it. 280
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Lifting is all about improvement. Did you lift more this month than last month? That’s all that matters, it’s about comparing you to yourself, not somebody else’s numbers. 080
Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025The picture AI used to make the pic I posted yesterday. From 2020. 31202