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Hippo

@hipposg44.bsky.social
960 followers 242 following 154 posts

Current paramedic, former rugby player, powerlifter and strongman. Hoping to compete again in powerlifting. Unhealthy eater.

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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Santa totally sees the dirty pics y’all are on here posting. Naughty list for every one of you.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Big hugs! So sorry to hear
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
He did the mash, he did the pumpkin mash
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Is he looking for the closest exit that he can fit through in case of a fire?
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
You talking about her album or mine lol
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Beef and pork searching for their veal to make a proper meatball. Inquire within.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Setting off the lunk alarm before you touch any weights
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I wouldn’t trust me to build anything
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ginger and Latino couple x 12 years here. Well I’m mostly gray now, but used to be red
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I remember him from Bear Bust in Orlando
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Miss you, and by you I mean that
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Was it me?
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I can tell you what I sometimes use socks for that would apply
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I found it derivative
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Don’t forget cocktober
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My new album drops today. It’s called Life of a “Show-Middle Aged Fat Ugly Guy Trying to Bulk and Get Back in Shape”. Enjoy!
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hope you put extra sunblock on that wiener
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
#mcm
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Literally said the same thing
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Smoke and mirrors 😉
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Love to see a big PR!
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Was supposed to be chest day but cheat days are pretty good too.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Cheat day best day
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I dunnos
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Gonna need a bigger rapture levitation beam
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Flo-Max
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Your gym has a posing room?
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Happy birthday!
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Disney hotel gym workout. Actually one of the better hotel gyms I’ve been to.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I hope you win!
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
More fun with Snapseed filters. I definitely benefit from more photo editing.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Gabe: “I work in film” “Oh are you an actor, or like a sound guy or a camera guy?” Gabe: “no, I’m an IMAX screen”
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Up 16 lbs to 251, hard trying to gain any weight while also on Ozempic and trying to reduce sugar and carbs. But it’s possible.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Bullman
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Not thick enough Thursday
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Nice work! Keep it up!!
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Because blue is on the spectrum
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
If I open a gym it’s going to be called “Fat and Sweaty”
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Oh my god, you can’t just ask someone why they have a fat cock
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Adding cattle inspector to my career ambitions
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
There are a lot of kinks I’m not into but I’m cool with you being into it and don’t mind seeing posts about it. But can I not see dudes in diapers. Sorry to yuck your yum, but ew, don’t wanna see it.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Lifting is all about improvement. Did you lift more this month than last month? That’s all that matters, it’s about comparing you to yourself, not somebody else’s numbers.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Eat lots of grass!
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The picture AI used to make the pic I posted yesterday. From 2020.
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Moist
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Always my back goals
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Hippo @hipposg44.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
lol not even close
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