Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Against the odds, I always liked him and like for every conviction of mine I am vindicated 080
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 08/04/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visibleALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible 020
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Hillary thank god you’re here! The Democratic Party moved as far to the right as they can to try to win but it’s not working! They’re all out of ideas, they’re hopeless unless some brave future President can bring them farther to the right…are you up to the job? 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Take the Sweater’s Gambit and just keep poppin them and sometimes you can just go to sleep after for some reason + your work is done or else you lose the gambit & can’t sleep and you hear your heart pound for several sleepless hours alternating between wanting to die and hoping you don’t 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I have failed at every time I’ve tried this. That’s a really good one too 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I’m genuinely curious about how these happened to you if they are true, it very well may be, I just feel like given your general disposition that multiple of these are just starting fights with random people you see eating meat 0470
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I need to start speaking only in Maoist standard English and learn “thank you, liberator” and “I am ready to populate the ghost cities and make Inner Mongolia bloom” In Mandarin and Cantonese ASAP 050
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 18/03/2025It’s so fucked up how successfully the sharks ownership have navigated I complete teardown rebuild causing years of last place dogshit seasons but the vibes are so high and their prospect pool is the best in the league while the flyers have been mid in rebuild hell for about the same length of time 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The Meat Clown is a good entry for a fake vegan pastafarian deity 150
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 18/03/2025It’s a good thing none of the vegans I’ve ever met in real life talk like this. This is like a 2000’s Reddit atheist bot but programmed for veganism instead. You should create a Flying Spaghetti Monster but for vegans 140
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Call me an idealist but I fully believe the flyers could pick 3rd this draft 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Please don’t make us Flyers fans feel even worse on here man 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Latin script was not up to the job for the Finnish language 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You will be Pennsylvania’s most embarrassing single term senator. Go represent tel aviv and maybe you’ll be less depressed or starved for approval from fascists. 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 14/03/2025What the fuck was going on with his dad changing his name from ribner to rainbow in rich ass Huntington, Long Island 020
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Been thinking about the Alex Appleyard post about how his ideal 3 first round picks would be Jake O’Brien, Ivan Ryabkin, and Cullen Potter- would you guys agree with that? Besides the consensus top 3 in the draft (Misa, Hagens, Schaefer) anyone you guys *really* feel good about? 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 14/03/2025My mom who has been an extreme lifelong republican, even buying into some real insane scary qanon shit, just told me for the first time “they’re (trump & Elon) making everything worse” which is the only time I’ve ever heard her express doubt about any gop admin. Not that she’ll flip dem but still 060
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 12/03/2025In one million simulations of this play, he does that one time 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Trump said it because he’s being a dumb, evil, pandering sycophant. What did you mean by saying he’s Russian? 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Disappointed but not surprised to not see AOC on this. Rashida, Ayanna and Ilhan are as real as they can possibly come in Congress and do much respect to the other signers, I have to follow them all more closely 040
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 10/03/2025You know you might be pretty happy with the current admin if resentment of ESL speakers is something you enjoy. Maybe keep an open mind! Still your previous reply seemed like a rehash of a rehash of something you might’ve heard that you thought was funny but butchered it trying to deliver yourself 100
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I’m sure that was a very well made point if it wasn’t so incomprehensible 100
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Thank you! Expressing your concerns to an elected official who is asking for your vote is NOT democracy. Democracy is saying FUCK YOU I CHOOSE ISRAEL to those constituents. Another win for democrats, Israel and democracy! Everyone (Israel) is happy. 100
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Flyers are committed to stripping themselves of all their silliest guys. I might be the minority here but I think kuzmenko could’ve slayed as a flyer. He was at a point per game with us! I really wanted him to stay😞 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 06/03/2025BRAVO REPRESENTATIVE TOM! I would gladly hand over every Democrat held seat in Congress over to the Republicans before I sanction a lapse of decorum. I say you should censure all Democrats that do anything other than post on social media to oppose the Trump admin. You deserve a lifetime of brunches! 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Great job @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social !!! Show those insurgents that the irreparable destruction of the nation itself and to the future of its population WILL NOT take precedence over DECORUM!!!! You may now return to brunch 093
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 06/03/2025This comic got me 3 new friends in real life because we bonded over how much we loved it as it was being made which I can’t think of another example of that happening in my life so thank you and I love you, Mr. Boop 030
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before and I don’t think it’s possible to type it out that way and have good takes. Ha! Ha! Ha! on the other hand can only come with good takes 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Not even being facetious, I genuinely believe this guy IS being a good dem strategist for the current purpose & mission of this incarnation of the Dem party- to flash low-cost/risk signs & symbols to give a veil of “opposition” w/o any obstructive force bc they don’t actually oppose any rep policies 020
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I would bet my life savings that there are PLENTY of high ranking dems fucking PISSED at him for this 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I just know dem leadership is going to shit all over him for this. They don’t want to do shit and they don’t want voters to think that they have any bearing on their decisions at all. 010
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 01/03/2025When you try to malign trans people for the approval of bill maher and accidentally broadcast that you have a Chuck Berry thing going on 030
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Right? Like even in 7th grade what’s the aim there for a boy to go in the girl’s bathroom? To watch them shit? I don’t fucking get it 1150
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 01/03/2025interesting stats for ersson that kinda clarified why it’s so hard to tell how good he’s been- extremely above average on high danger shots among starters…and extremely below average on low-medium danger shots. Huh. #LetsGoFlyers 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Maybe those are just two unrelated sentiments being communicated? 000
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 01/03/2025God I could imagine. Ultimately that’s held true for every worst post on here so far which I’m trying to remain hopeful won’t change 020
Matt @hipaaviolator.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I feel invasive for having seen this. Sorry to all parties 050
