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If I was a horse, I'd just be shot in the head at this point.

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Cunha false 9 again You fucking tosspot Carrick

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Bryan Brobbery, who I sold, has scored more than my entire team. Whats the record for lowest points total in a week out of interest? It might be 13 (excluding hits) It's in danger.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sold Brobbey for Delap I don't even know how this is possible anymore.

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I've made 5 transfers in FPL this season for a net negative of minus 2 points If it wasnt for Morgan Rogers, it would be minus 8. Complete and utter self sabotage. Fixtures > Form has never looked more stupid. It really, really can't go on like this.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Two moves. Foden & Brobbey out Couldn't afford MGW. So KDH and Liam Delap will have to do. On a hit. Gomez to come in for Pedro. Against the Arsenal defence. If I get a green arrow this week I will give £50 to charity. Wildcard will be active as soon as the game is live again.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Predicted Man Utd XI for @emma1.bsky.social Think 9 spots remain locked. Shaw will play if fit. If not Maz or Dorgu. And one of Sesko/Rashford/Lacey/Mount for final attacker Gone with Lacey just because he didn't completely embarrass himself midweek Grim stuff. Club needs a win no matter what.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you're thinking of playing a Free Hit rather than take a minus 4 or a Brighton player on your bench, you've forgotten how to play FPL.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One of the main issues for Carrick is he hasnt once done what worked last season up front. Either Cunha Mbuemo Amad Or Cunha Sesko Mbuemo Cunha as a 9 has been a disaster. Rashford has flattered to deceive. Bruno needs to create in pockets not lead the attack. Wake up and fix it.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just go get Conte If nothing else I want to see this lot coughing blood and breaking down in tears

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jayden Bogle is the highest points scorer in FPL. By a distance. And I finally didn't bench the lucky bastard.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Brobbery over DCL this season

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As a Man Utd fan, Foden and Bruno FPL owner and VAR hater. That is probably the closest I've ever come to just stabbing myself in the chest directly after a football match. I need to step away from the sport.

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Losing to 10 men, especially so early, just about the worst thing you can do as a football team. Complete embarrassment on and off the pitch. Horrible start to the season. Again. Already a matter of when, not if, Carrick is sacked.

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This first half performance from Dalot is genuinely 1/10 so far 250 games for this club He's honestly like a fucking soap opera actor. You just can't kill him off.

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Gomez to "cover" Brighton has gone well then

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

There's a chance I MIGHT need more than one Arsenal player The best team, the ugliest team, and the luckiest team all rolled into one. The title will be won by 20 points.

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I don't want to be too critical of Utd until we've established whether Hull are title contenders.

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5 more matches so far with zero home wins. Extraordinary.

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It's easy to say in hindsight. But was baffled by HOW many of the big accounts/players went Palmer over Pedro for captain. Analytics FC may as well just all run the same team at this point. Pedro is in the form of his life. Oooh but pens. Grow up.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The FOMO of no Palmer against the mass wave of content creators TCing him is pretty large ngl. Important to remember that the majority of casual won't be doing that this week. And will probably be playing Hull defenders.

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Mbeumo to Rogers. Not a long term move. Plan is to cling on to GW6 (int break) then WC and get him back. Still think the upside is there with our attack. Dedic an absolute disaster. Brobbey dropping again. Seriously if my bench hauls AGAIN I will lose it. Pedro captain. No Palmer 😬

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social Unchanged from last week. Still can't be bothered to do a new image. Maybes are Dorgu for Shaw if not fully fit. Sesko for Cunha if he opts for a genuine 9. Bruno was seen limping after the match Thursday, but no evidence he is out. So let us pray.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wayne Rooney is increasingly the only ex Man Utd "legend" who speaks any sense about the club.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The worst thing in football is conceding a last minute goal to draw/lose. The worst thing in FPL is leaving a monster haul on your benches. Real sickener of a weekend. There are always consoling factors however. Not being a Spurs fan. And being constantly above Andy Martin.

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HM @hindumonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Utter utter shit from Carrick Every substitution wrong bar Sesko Players so fucking weak trying to close a game out YET AGAIN Santos looks like a fucking pub player Taking off Rashford for Dorgu like replacing a BMW with a fucking scooter.

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In the last 20 matches there have only been 3 home wins That is likely why your FPL team, and mine, is fucking shit.

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The three top scoring defenders in FPL this season.

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A horror show of a week only rescued by the fact that I didn't wildcard into that shit. Foden/Brobbery dead assets. Dedic horror show. Gomez and Bogle have returned 4 times. And I've benched them... 4 times. 9 point TC. Meh. My second top points scorer plays for Spurs. Fucking hell. Beer time.

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Benched Bogle who has gone off with 14 points. To play Neco Williams. Who had a goal disallowed (for nothing basically). This. Is. Exceptional. Cinema.

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Benched Bogle It really really can't go on. Even I can't quit after 3 weeks. What the actual fuck is happening.

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The worst thing about that City leak is just for one moment... for one actual moment I thought I'd had a break But no. Foden benched. As EVERY City attacker bar Haaland I ever buy ALWAYS is I cannot recall an FPL differential decision going my way since Ashley Barnes 6 years ago It can't go on

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