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Himbeer

@himbeer.me

writing bad code building bad hardware working in public transport loves VR tech but is too tired to use it most of the time cuddles welcome 23 y/o i use ~~arch linux~~ ~~fedora~~ nixos, btw Fedi: @himbeer@mk.himbeer.me

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Himbeer @himbeer.me · 30/03/2025

PSA to all trans Minecraft players:
If your BedWars strategy involves these items:
<pictures of an invisiblity potion and an invisibility splash potion>
it will NOT work today, as you will not be invisible.

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Himbeer @himbeer.me · 23/02/2025

Web Browser on bbc.co.uk:
Section heading: "10. How to be polite and show respect"
Section content:
"In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout
You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."

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Himbeer @himbeer.me · 09/02/2025

So-called Transrapid

Picture of the Transrapid magnetic levitation monorail train. It has been edited to be painted in trans flag colours.

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Himbeer @himbeer.me · 18/11/2024

Let's try this again

STOP DOING CACHING

MEMORY WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE QUICKLY ACCESSED

YEARS OF CACHING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for latencies beyond 1μs

Wanted to go lower anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "REGISTERS"

"Yes, please give me something in ONE CLOCK CYCLE."
Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

LOOK at what processor designers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with the electronics we built for them
(this is real caching done by REAL processors):

(Image section with marketing images of cache and memory architectures)

"Hello I would like one cache hit please"
They have played us for absolute fools

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Himbeer @himbeer.me · 14/11/2024

Guess I'm also here now

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