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Michael

@hikusenba.bsky.social
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know not everyone likes things made with AI, but I at least slaved over hot tentacles to fix a bad model. Created a reference image with Gemini and then fed that into Hunyuan. Then had to fix the interior and paste in some seats, and fix the luggage rack. Now my sorcerer can travel in style.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump gets named as head of the Kennedy Center, now it's closing because it went bankrupt? Is that the correct sequence of events?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Somehow the deluge of nude gay bears on my feed has ended, but now it's replaced with furry diaper porn. What the hell, BluSky?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What's this about Ron Desantis turning Florida into a sanctuary state?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hiking a mile through DFW because they changed the gate to the opposite end of the terminal, and then we're all LOLJK and switched it back.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Realizing now one of the reasons airport food is expensive is because a lot of people are traveling at company expense and don't personally care how much the food costs. It's probably balanced against how much the other captive consumers are willing to pay out of pocket.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uber driver taking me an hour to the next town over. His transmission light is illuminated.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Since we're renaming things...
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
J.K.Rowling wrote a children's book series about men who routinely dress in women's clothing because they don't realize the outside world assigns gender to clothing.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SpaceX Starship isn't going to be reusable until they lock down that heat shielding. Good thing he already started ending service with the proven rocket to go all in on the design he can't even get into orbit.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mitch McConnell can't wait to return to Capitol Hill later this month.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Medical providers are funny. "I just need a couple signatures." *Signs Topaz terminal* "...what did I just sign?" "Patient Rights and Responsibilities, and Conditions of Treatment." "...have I seen those?" "Oh did you want to?" "Yes." (Knowing they're required to) *Turns around* "Hey do we have..."
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can someone put Frank N Furtur's head on Petra Parker's body? I would Frankenstein some images but I'm at work
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@amandalafrenais.com
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump is refusing to tell us where the beef is coming from. This is it. We're eating the dogs. We're eating the cats.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cue news cycle of Trump claiming foreign adversaries are trying to hack our semen www.reuters.com/world/us-war...
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US warns Siemens devices can be hacked amid fears Iran is breaching water plants
The warning comes amid widespread cyber incidents targeting local water systems in multiple states in recent weeks in attacks cybersecurity ​experts suspect are linked to Iran.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Maybe you should make your political party something people want to vote for, and not something you need to manipulate against the will of the people?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would Melania be allowed in the food services truck?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gonna be funny reading about ICE officers injuring themselves because they forgot to take off the gloves when taking a leak
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lindell about to spend the next decade and bankrupt himself trying to prove he won the 2026 primary.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Vaccines have been scientifically proven to prevent disease. The Christian Bible claims God regularly spreads disease just because he doesn't like someone.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just won the internet. Thanks, @chiitan.love, you're everyone's favorite fairy baby otter.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Partial stable of cars for Gaslands. Have a bunch others I need to finish. Was undecided about adding weapons, didn't like the look of most of the bits I saw. May fabricate something at some point. #nerdlings
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Want to post actual content on my side of the feed, so here's some 3D printed Battletech Timberwolves I modded. I call them "Mad Cap". Also the storage container I used to transport them to give to my brother. #nerdlings
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A wish Donald J Trump a long and healthy life so he can live to see the day he's made to answer for his numerous crimes.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We spent a lifetime creating stories about how computers will become sentient and choose to attack humans, so that humans can defeat the computer and be heroes. Then we create "AI" which is then trained on these stories. What do you THINK is going to happen?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What if the infamous Trojan Horse was modeled after one of those miniature ponies?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The chinless head of Andrew Tate on the body of E.T., the Extra Terrestrial, with the caption, "My body is a machine that turns PRIME energy drink into piss."
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hilarious watching SpaceX cancel all services related to the Falcon rockets and go all in on Starship, when they haven't even gotten a single Starship into orbit yet, and most turned into fireballs. This is the cart before the horse. Or the Starship before the Roadster.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If Fauci's health recommendations were so unforgivable, shouldn't Trump be prosecuted as the President who put them into effect?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Texas a pro-DEI state? Governor is in a wheelchair and their attorney general looks like he had a stroke.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I hope Tesla and SpaceX merge and the stock tanks, leaving Musk penniless.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I think Canada should call the bluff and not reciprocate on the tariffs. Let Trump own his mistake and make himself look bad while the rest of the world ignores him.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am broken, And I don't know how to fix myself.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In honor of Sam Neill, here is the clip of his flawless execution of the Lesbian Seatbelt
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just had another lively 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.
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Ouija Board
ALT: Ouija Board
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Do you think Mitch McConnell got the exploring diarrhea? ...and like... ...exploded?
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes today. He said Trump is going to release the Epstein Files to distract from his failure in Iran.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Listen to monkey. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXbZ...
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Kinda cowardly of the insecure men of Patriot Front to hide behind the underwear they pull over their heads. Unrelated, you know those dye packs banks used to identify robbers later? I hear it's pretty hard to wash off the skin.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I stand with Mt. Olive
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh man, worst part of the flu outbreak on that air force base is that flu season doesn't start for like four months.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Straight of Hormuz is about to be full of green algae.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Reflecting Pool is dyed green, just in time for St. Patrick's Day!
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@ironspike.bsky.social Saw your post about Trench Crusade. Have you seen Gaslands? Played entirely with Hot Wheels or Matchbox cars painted all post apocalyptic and played like the movie Death Race.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Maybe Europe will develop a Windows alternative. They can call it "eurOS".
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@amandalafrenais.com Have you seen Jeff de Boer's mouse armor? bsky.app/profile/jeff...
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
As part of the ceasefire agreement, Iran should demand a release of the Epstein files.
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Michael @hikusenba.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If Iran wants to mess with Trump, they should refer to his calls for their nuclear disarmament his attempts to bring back the Obama agreement.
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