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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Delete your social media and go outside
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If you need me I’ll be splayed on the beach half in half out of the surf and covered in dead sea grass like a carcass
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If things don’t start improving real fast I will have no choice but to start eating politicians alive and screaming
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dolphins would definitely burn the American flag if they knew what the fuck was happening right now
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You ever walk into your local diner and the staff and clientele just has that rancid “whites served only” vibe?
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Truly if I ever succumb to the “millennial grey” disease that’s sucking the soul out of every modern day aesthetic choice just take me out back and shoot me
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I wish every ad ever would just shut the everloving fuck up
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Don’t really know why any LGBTQ+ siblings want to ensure their right to serve in the US military because rainbow imperial violence is still imperial violence and there’s nothing sacred or admirable about contributing to imperial violence even if you get to put a little Pride flag on it
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Modern tv and film just keep making their millennial characters unserious caricatures of safe spaces, low tier social justice discourse, and dated internet lingo it’s sooooooo fuckiiiiiiiiiing boriiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
NO!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO USE AI FOR ANYTHING OR DOWNLOAD ANY MORE APPS OR WATCH ADS OR INPUT MY EMAIL OR USE MY FINGERPRINT OR FACE FOR QUICKER ACCESS OR ENTER MY PHONE NUMBER OR EMAIL OR CREDIT CARD INFO EVER AGAIN I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE AND DIE LIKE A NORMAL CREATURE OF EARTH!!!!!
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
White hippies are sooooooooooo insufferable, go back to Europe
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Land Back putas 💅🏽
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Every time I hear the term “pickle ball” I lose years off my lifespan
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Zesty
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Whenever two people speak directly to me at the same time without yielding for each other expecting personalized and fully formed simultaneous responses I experience the neurological equivalent of near fatal electrocution
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Bodies are so weird, wish I could be a violently rotating column of air instead
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Dude, the dramatic shift in wildlife ecology to make everything fully remote and automated and run by artificial intelligence is so fucked. Like what, did you lose your passion and the will to connect with nature along the way? Loser behavior. Soulless. Disgraceful. Pathetic. Preserve the wonder 🪼💙🐳
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If you coho my sockeye I’ll chinook your chum til it’s pink
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
😏 Is that Apostichopus californicus in your pocket or are you ju— OH MY GOd why do you have a sea cucumber in your pocket
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Wanna be pressure washed until I’m just a particularly expressive skeleton
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Yeah so I have this super intimate telepathic connection with the local killer whales that lets them know exactly where I am so they can avoid me with frightening accuracy
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Seattle should be completely bulldozed off the face of the Earth
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Noted: asking somebody if they’ve ever been arms deep in the carcass of a beached whale is not a good icebreaker unless they are also a biologist
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
How it feels to be the only homosexual at work
A scene from SpongeBob SquarePants showing Squidward chained to a burning pirate ship, and dragging it along the ocean floor by crawling strenuouslyA scene from SpongeBob SquarePants showing Squidward chained to a burning pirate ship, and dragging it along the ocean floor by crawling strenuously
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Dolphins be like • Procreate • Inebriate • Masturbate • Celebrate • Echolocate in no particular order
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Whenever I finish a half empty can of sparkling water I left on the counter the day before it really scratches an itch deep in my primitive scavenger brain
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Heterosexual men are always saying shit like “4 and O” and “stock investments” like shut the fuck up????
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You ever been approached by the smelly white dreads guy at the function and he pulls you in a little too close and asks you to listen to a song that revolutionized the entire music industry and changed the world and you put the sweaty headphones on and it’s literally just Band on the Run
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Lord grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to never try shaving a line into my eyebrow ever ever again
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Inside me there are two wolves and both of them are trying to tear through my fucking ribcage so they can feed on the flesh of politicians
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Whenever my mom checks my location on her phone it makes me feel like a little shark with a radio tag pinging wherever I go
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Upstairs neighbors be like
A bowling ball hitting a strikeA jackhammerA wrestler body slamming their competitorA mushroom cloud explosion
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Jaws is the perfect anticapitalist film because not only does it highlight the ways in which American politicians willingly and effortlessly sacrifice human lives to generate profit, but there’s also this big ass shark
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ayy can I come over and rip out all my hair and stare at you like this
Patrick Star after getting his head ripped off
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Wanna swan dive right into one of these bad boys and cork it
A hydrothermal vent on the ocean floor. The water emitted from these volcanically active sites can exceed temperatures of 400°C
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A meme shows a picture of killer whales feeding cooperatively, with the caption “yo wait why are they working together with no profit incentive”
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I heard some punkass was driving a YACHT through my waters I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SINK YOUR ASS
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Hey we saw you from across the abyssal plain and we really dig your vibe
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The only thing standing between me and a complete mental breakdown is my unsustainable addiction to seltzer water
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hey sorry I’m late I spent the last four hours in front of the mirror trying to detach my jaws from my skull like a shark
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I would be infinitely better off if my eyes reflected light like an animal’s when cars pass me at night
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Wish I was a sea lion so I could bark and yell at nothing all day and then pass out face down on some dock
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Why beluga when you can just beyourself :)
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Me and the boys are going to meld together to form a colonial organism later if you wanna join
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𓇼 °。⋆𓆝༄⋆。° 𓇼 @hijodeloceano.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Balaenoptera acutorostrata: + pacifier = Binky Minke + smaller than usual = Dinky Minke + broke a pen = Inky Minke + velma dinkley = Jinky Minke + leather harness = Kinky Minke + with a friend = Minke Minke + rose tinted = Pinky Minke + high density = Sinky Minke + bad breath = Stinky Minke
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