Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Was on a cruise last week & fumbled a baddie so bad that I think it changed me fundamentally as a person. 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Just finished Cobra Kai. Officially my favorite show of all-time. This is my Sopranos. 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Myles Garrett wants out. Guess I’ll be sleeping on the highway. 010
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Wore a women’s swimsuit for the first time yesterday. (Someone broke glass in the pool, so I didn’t get to swim 😭) 010
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Gonna launch a music career solely to meet Sabrina Carpenter 010
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The best part about being trans is that I can make friends without worrying about finding out they voted for Trump. 010
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I am become trash, the destroyer of floors. (I’m a movie theater manager cleaning up after Moana & Wicked shows) 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024media.tenor.coma man in a white suit is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` i guess we 'll never know ''ALT: a man in a white suit is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` i guess we 'll never know '' 010
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Constantly fighting the burning desire to attempt to become friends with every cute girl I see. Like, I’m not trying to flirt (okay sometimes I am), I just want to giggle & go shopping & get our nails done & just be one of the girls 😭 010
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Shout-out this movie. Not because it was good, but because the gender envy I felt walking by this poster at the theater I worked at five days a week sped up my egg cracking by like two years. 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 23/11/2024They may call me a Win Margin Merchant, but I call them broke. 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I need Kevin Stefanski to make it to next season 🙏😩 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024It’s payday, which means I get to make an egregious amount of absolutely ludicrous parlays tonight!! #OnlyHaveToHitOne 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Heck yeah. Fun fact: The Bad Guys is what finally cracked my egg 😅😂🤪 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Action TV Show Start Without the Protagonist Having Their Loved Ones Die Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) 000
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024As someone who has been meandering their way through confirming their trans identity, I think Sabrina Carpenter is gonna be what finally does it. The amount of gender envy I feel just looking at her is insane. Love her so much. 010
Melissa @highwaytomel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Pump Cobra Kai Season 6 Episodes 9 & 10 directly into my veins. 010