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HighMachinegun

@highmachinegun.bsky.social
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"I dunno, Joe. It's like da time someone on BlueSky called me out for sayin' they looked like Lois."
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Hold on, guys, I think I'm funny.
Two Shadow the Hedgehogs, implied to be women through their hair accessories. The Shadow with a pink bow says, "Shadow, I'm gay! Let's fuck!", while the Shadow with a blue butterfly bonnet says, "Dijiste que habría latinas aquí." (Google translate Spanish for "You said that there would be latinas here.")
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
#justperfumerthings
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Oh, wow, that was so beautifully written. I wonder who wrote tha-
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Carter Pewterschmidt from Family Guy informing an inquisitive audience that dungarees are jeans
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It's uncanny
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Oh, hey, I got one o' thems too
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
JonTron exasperatedly saying "Holy shit you fucking killed her dude"
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Elden Ring loretubers: I'm so excited to explore the new lore implications in Elden Ring: Nightreign! The nefarious Nameless King:
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Fuck outta here, and go to the
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Mom: "Our cat's name is Roofus." Kid:
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Protect it with your life, friend. There's nothing that brigands love more than an unprotected sweet roll.
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
It's gonna happen again, you know that right?
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
@tieflingmelissa.bsky.social might just learn to quit jinxing herself soon
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
They took her job!
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #8,406,484!
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Didn't realize I lived near a bunch of savages
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HighMachinegun @highmachinegun.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
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