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HigherFructose

@higherfructose.bsky.social
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he/him/whatevs // illustrator // designer // dad // not an award winning NYT opinion writer // former pixelfunk staff member // gamerdaily collaborator // chicken wrangler // 👉 linktr.ee/higherfructose

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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 21h
The O RLY owl, but he's a dapper lad, complete with monocle and toppim hat. He thusly states in a serious fashion: "QUITE RLY".
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 21h
You're telling me we can't trust THIS GUY?
Hakeem Jeffries in a green yankees hat, wearing a green polo that he just bought at Kohl's.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ye olde classic Toilet Paper USA shrunken face Kirk meme format, with the text above saying "When you were told not to make insensitive jokes about Sept 10th, but everyone who did is now walking away with huge cash settlements. Curious.".
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sony right now:
That scene from American Psycho where John Psycho looks at the bidniss card and says "hot dang, thems a spicy bidnesss card! mama mia!".
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The coolest fucking cat you've ever seen in your pathetic ass life, bro. And that badass cat has some dope ass sunglasses on their face, and there's like some badass text overlaid on top and it says "fuck your bad vibes bro".
Real shit.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A father on reddit, advocating for uploading your children's photos to Gemini AI... to convert them into coloring pages. And so many in the comments are "Great idea! I dislike AI, but this is a great idea!". This seems so wrong to me.
A reddit post from r/daddit reads:
"I used AI (Gemini) to convert photos of stuff my kids did this summer into coloring pages and they loved it. It was a straightforward prompt (Change this photo into a black and white page for a coloring book), I included their ages to adjust the degree of difficulty. Thought it was a fun and simple hack to share with all the dads."
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man how do we lose Tim Curry and Dolly Parton, but Trump still persists?
A screengrab from the movie "Walk Hard" (2007) that reads: "The wrong 80 year old died!"
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
At some point my feed switched from constant AI shit, to constant trolling of AI shit.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gamers is this true?
Reddit comment that says: 

"Because actual journalists risk their lives in warzones and covering dangerous subjects meanwhile game journalists are scared to give a bad review to a game because the publisher might stop sending them review copies."

Author: Roids-in-my-vains
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hell yeah.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Closeup of the infamous Ronaldo statue.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A crudely drawn image of Buzz Lightyear, presumedly drawn by a child. In the top right portion of the drawing is a speech bubble with the words: "I am Buzz LIGHtYEAR. I CUM in PIES!"
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That new Professor Oak minifig looks familiar.... 🤔
Professor Oak minifig from Lego. Seen with an Eevee, and a pokeball.The financier, Jeffrey Epstein.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Does it come with a pack of these?
A photo of a six pack of bottled Yuengling Lager
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They did the same thing with that cute Pokemon Center set earlier this year. Such BS.
Lego pokemon center set, which was unfortunately a gift with purchase/use lego points ONLY thing.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A cat meme, with the caption: "When mom is shouting at someone named "ohmygodits4amstopmeowing" but your name is Marshmallow"
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hell yeah, new Boktai game
Artwork from the game Boktai, featuring the main character. (I don't remember their name.)
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This line from @kkjetelina.bsky.social 's latest substack regarding the ebola outbreak just hit me like a brick.
Text reads:

We have lost the animating belief that strangers’ suffering is our concern. That the provision of care is not decided by power but by compassion and collective empathy.

The cost is always paid by the same people
The most heartbreaking thing about all of this is that radical individualism doesn’t distribute its consequences equally. It always funnels suffering downward to the poor, the rural, and the people whose names don’t appear in the articles until they are counted among the dead.

End quote.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
And throw in a couple of these.
Electric Generator card from TCG Pocket
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Screencap from DigitalB11's "OH BANANA" youtube short.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cottonee is hamburger.
Cottonee's sprite from Pokemon Black and White
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Send this to your crush.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Very nice.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My hometown is so dumb yall... They're getting up in arms over an AI generated image.
Screenshot from the r/FortWorth subreddit. The post is sharing an AI generated image with signage regarding policies on service animals and pets.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Oh my god...
Minifig Denethor holdin them tomatesLotR screenshot of Denethor be munchin on them tomates
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Even the children's game at Chuck E Cheese are infected with AI Sloppification.
Photo of a basketball themed game at Chuck E Cheese. A promo image on the side of the machine displays an anime styled basketball player. Notably the jersey reads something like "TeamJKKLLBS 017"
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sorry, Im too busy goin to pound town in my fuck truck at MILK SICK
An AI generated photo with a goofy ass t-shirt slogan photoshopped onto it. The shirt says something like "blah blah Pound Town in the Fuck Truck" and there's a storefront that says "MILK SICK".
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Screenshot of the top banner image of the website "VGmusic.com". Banner image features Link from Ocarina of Time, Megaman X, Mario from Super Mario 64, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Tails.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I remember finding this on a rack at Walmart and thinking "there's a Sonic comic book???"
Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics) Issue #20
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm sold.
Screenshot from this game with charcter text thats reads: "Carissa: The cops in this city? Youve got an eays 20 minutes before they fire a missile at you. Especially if you're in a low-income area."
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Pair them when the moon shoes and you could be the biggest badass in 2nd grade.
Screenshot from the Nickeledon Moon Shoes commercial
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not a single one of these people look "Real"
A promo banner for Hulu with the tagline that says "Gets Real", featuring headshots of Gorden Ramsey, Margerine Taylor Green, and a guy that looks like that Steve Harvey M&m meme.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Subnautica 2 Trailer incoming I am so ready to drown again
Reads:
Subnautica 2
Cinematic Trailer
April 30 2026
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's time
Cover artwork for the Gameboy game "Mole Mania" released in 1996 or 1997 or some shit.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Every time this dipshit comes up, everypne should be reminded that he is married to Dinesh D'Souza's daughter.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ok.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This only popped in my head because I'm currently playing it for the first time:
Cover art/promo art for the game 1000xRESIST
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Shut the fuck up
Screenshot from the Jimmy John's menu, saying some dumb shit like "DREAM ROTATION" and then featuring a lame ass bag of chips, and a sad ass sandwich, and like a "le rad epic bacon-sauce rainbow rice crispy treat, omgzzzz".
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Homer Simpson with the quote "Eh, close enough."
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Dear god.... they're in the rafters
Photos of 5 or so cats, exploring the rafters in a cat cafe.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Wake up babe. New Angine de Poitrine album just dropped.
Cover art for Angine de Poitrine's new album titled "Vol II"
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just want to share one of the protest signs my daughter and I made for the No Kings protest today. 💜
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Two Bulbasaur from the game Pokopia with "!" above they heads.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Uggghhhh.... folks on reddit are looking at concept artwork that was clearly made using composite imaging, and they are calling it AI. I'm losing my mind.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Nicolas Cage as that floating barrel thing from Casino Nights Zone
Screenshot of that damn spinning barrel thing from Casino Nights Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (& Knuckles)
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's true. She looked it up and confirmed it.
Our black cat reading a book. She is illiterate.
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HigherFructose @higherfructose.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hondo & Fabian mentioned! My kid (and I) loved this book!
Book cover of "Hondo & Fabian".
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