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Carl Gibson 🍉 @crgibs.bsky.social · 13h
The Predator meme of two hands coming together. The left arm is captioned “political polling” while the right arm is captioned “Jeffrey Epstein.” The two hands in the middle are captioned “getting Trump into the teens”
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 10h
I have long wondered if he will eventually become the new GWB, where you wonder how he won two elections because absolutely no one will admit to having voted for him. I think Trump voters are much more stubborn, though.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Right to Jail Meme
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Americans deserve a party that makes abolishing ICE and prosecuting all its murderers, kidnappers, rapists, and thieves a party plank.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One thing I've learned from watching billionaires and AI is that people need pushback. They need boundaries. Being surrounded by yesmen or yesbots makes people lose all touch with reality in the worst way.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You need to work on your reading comprehension because it sucks major league ass.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish people who idolize the Terror would read the chapters afterwards.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You mean the cover, right? Maybe the blurb on the back or the dust jacket if they've got time to kill.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't forget that most important of Athenian innovations; dispatching doomed military expeditions overseas.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's Moon Man talk.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had to check that that was actually "Bill Kristol" Bill Kristol.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My extremely controversial opinion is that Season 8 is not significantly worse than Seasons 5-7, but also that Seasons 5-7 make dogshit look appealing.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not a great result on the "How Do They Fare With Celebrini Out?" Test, I gotta say.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope they hit with Medieval 3. Other than Medieval 3 and Empire TW 2, I don't think there's much I want from CA anymore.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah, WoW probably blows all of these out of the water now that I remember I used to play that 25/8.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AOE 3 also ranks in the top 10 if including DE and the original version from 2007. I also have a non-Steam copy of the game that probably adds a few hundred hours, though that goes even more so for AOE2.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hoi4 is the biggest surprise, I don't feel like I played that game all that much. I guess all those KR games added up. AOE 2 is actually #1 if combining DE and HD editions. Medieval 2: TW would probably rank here if I had bought it on Steam back in 2007. I can only assume WC3 reigns supreme.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1. Crusader Kings 2 2. Stellaris 3. Age of Empires 2: DE 4. Hearts of Iron 4 5. Mount & Blade: Warband 6. Civilization 5 7. Skyrim 8. Crusader Kings 3 9. Empire: Total War 10. Total Warhammer 2 Skyrim and AoE2 would be higher if including other versions (SE and HD editions, respectively).
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I normally consider myself a moderate, but if given the power I would send everyone involved with creating that phrase to a Martian penal colony for the rest of time.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll check back in 2500 to see head-in-a-jar Bret's take on the historicity of Stellaris.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Treating your enemies with brutality always works. Just ask the Soviets how Afghanistan turned out, or the Nazis how... everything turned out, or the French how Algeria worked out, or...
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coach Z loves a good rimjorb.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this list a list of only the people who violated their sexual assault policy in 2020? A school year where most of it was spent off-campus? Because that's a lot of sexual assault to get done in 2.5 months...
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Several years ago I dropped in one one of her twitch streams because "hot girl," and let me tell you I lasted less than 2 minutes because the vibe was so off. I don't even remember what she was saying that caused me to nope the fuck out but I think it was something about abolishing public education
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many men are murdered in revenge for another murder? And yet men still murder. There are places with blood feuds going back centuries. I don't think murder is going to solve this problem. We need to focus on prevention, not deterrence.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some of the habitual sister-fuckers and baby-killers over on the CK subreddit are very mad that Paradox is promoting degenerate behavior with this achievement.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sauron didn't "allow" anyone to steal the Ring, they cut it from his corpse after they besieged his citadel for seven years. (He got better) He did basically everything he could to keep hold of the Ring.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm late to the party but I thought I'd throw mine in. I went with the most influential, so I'm leaving off more recent games that I loved like TW3 and Crusader Kings.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As much as I agree with the sentiment "history is cool, you should learn it," if we kept people in school until they learned everything some dude on the internet thought was cool, they'd never leave.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Way back in 2016 someone told me Bernie was just proposing good things because he wanted to win elections and I'm still kinda flabbergasted that they thought that was a legit complaint. Have you heard of democracy?
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Power overwhelming
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"The industry can self-regulate."
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jason Bourne
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, about half of the budget is allotted to Social Security and healthcare, and that's a good thing. Defense, law enforcement and all that jazz makes up around 15%.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used a rare authority to get my bank to hand over the contents of the vault and all the safe deposit boxes.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Starcraft: Hell, It's About Time
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Game of Thrones at #6 and Arcane is unranked?
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Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
ALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I recognized Kutna Hora from reading about the Hussites but I couldn't remember the significance of the name and briefly thought it was the name of a Hussite sect that was either still around or else a revivalist. No, it's just a city where the Hussites fought a battle.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why would the Sharks need another starting goalie?
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's the problem.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I started to watch The Expanse on Netflix and it got taken off streaming before I finished the first season, so I spitefully bought myself a ship. 🏴‍☠️ Great show, though. Definitely my #1 sci-fi show.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aw shit, didn't know we were in the presence of royalty! CIV 3 is an all-timer game.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Warcraft II. It wasn't the first game I played, but it was the first one that I remember being obsessed about.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One old asshole and hundreds of other old assholes too evil or cowardly to stop him. Trump should have been impeached January 20, 2017 and every day after that.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They could change the name a little to make it more distinct. How about "jevv?"
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think she is admiring Sydney's score total.
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highelfmage.bsky.social @highelfmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not sure how you could read Will and think he's reactionary or centrist, but you do you, I guess.
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