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Lo Embry Hales

@highandlo.bsky.social
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Purveyor of the strange. Full-Time Menace.

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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Just ate a deep fried oatmeal cream pie in the shadow of the World’s Largest Pocketknife. God bless America.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Knuckle sandwich. 👊👊👊
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
But did they also make the keys smaller and lower finger resistance for my dainty lady hands? If not, it is worthless.
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Kay✨📖🧵 @okayitskay22.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
my two favorite things: Harvesting crops in real life 🥒 Harvesting crops in games 🎮
my first cucumber and 5 little tomatoes picked from the garden*not my image but a picture of a stardew valley farm with crops planted
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
If you voted for candidates that wanted to defund public schools, you don’t get to complain about school supply lists.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Okay witchy people, if I say the phrase “getting up the stairs”, what do you think I mean by that?
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SMC @ireckon.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Christian Nationalism
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Waited like 5 years for the second Old Guard movie and it was basically only half a movie, and a poorly developed one at that. What a disappointment.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If you’re angry that Superman is an immigrant in the new movie, I assume you’ve never watched or read a Superman comic before, otherwise you’d know Superman is literally an alien from another planet, making him the ultimate immigrant.
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a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
ALT: a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
*shocked Pikachu gif*
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Whatchu know about those apprentice tattoos? I’m like a human fridge covered in artwork. This is “Baby’s First Moth” and I love it. I have EDS so my skin is hyper extensible and kind of weird to tattoo so this was an important learning experience for a newbie tattoo artist.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Photo dump of out of context moments from the last week.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Show me 4 games that made you a gamer in your childhood.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Y’all, I know my dad is physically still here and I see him all the time, but I really miss my dad, as in who he was before Alzheimer’s really started to take hold.
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Milk Burger @milkpork.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Make no mistake: Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’ As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
People my age are announcing the births of their GRANDBABIES.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
How is it possible to look dry and soggy at the same time?
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Running low on vases for all of my zinnias? Not a problem, thanks to the Joella's Hot Chicken jars I’ve had in my cabinet for like 8 years. These candy stripe zinnias are probably my favorite thing in my garden.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I said what I said and I stand by it, friend.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I just want to say that all of my friends are getting hotter as they get older.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
In the last four days, I have harvested 20 cucumbers. I fear that I may be in over my head. On the bright side, I also have zinnias.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Fucking THIS.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
So I just want to leave this here…
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Spent today NOT looking at the news, and it was such a peaceful day. Forgot what it was like to be oblivious to the daily buffoonery in America.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
In other garden related news, the first of my zinnias bloomed today. Today was a good day.
Multicolored pink, white and yellow zinnia blooms in a vase. Magenta and white ‘candy cane’ striped Zinnia flower surrounded by green leaves.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
YOU GUYS. I grew these! I cannot fully articulate how excited I am that I grew produce for my family.
Seven cucumbers in various sizes, next to a hand for size comparison.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Good news. My doctor says my depression and anxiety scores are pretty much zero and my sadness is just normal sadness. 🤣🤣🤣 Here’s a picture of my first zinnia bloom to celebrate.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The ‘bad days’ are starting to happen far more often for my dad. Last week, he couldn’t understand that his shoes were on the wrong feet or how to fix them. Today, he struggled to figure out how to eat a sandwich. Fuck Alzheimer’s.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The heat is killing my plants. 😫😫😫
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
My grandma. What a baddie.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Same vibe.
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a map of the united states is in the background
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I’ve never rode a dragon into battle OR parallel parked. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Gardening has really helped with my “breaking news” related anxiety, honestly. Every time I get overwhelmed with the BS, I go harvest something, trim plants, water plants or propagate. There’s always something productive to focus on.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Celebrated Kentuckiana Pride with my family and friends, yesterday. Love going to an event to celebrate all of our identities and let our children know that they are safe and supported, no matter when they are. 💜💜💜
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Hell yeah. Nothing like dropping bombs in the name of peace.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My 15 year old, proudly flashing her cash: “Look at all of these Ones I’ve been saving from work… I’m gonna use them to tip drag queens at Pride.” Priorities.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Hahahaha What the fuck, universe? Someone just backed into my car.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Gods and Goddesses, grant me the strength to not lose my shit on people that aren’t even worthy of my time, today.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
That’s some awfully thick concealer. Are they using mortuary cover cream?
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I know there are some things you just don’t want to talk to your mom about, and I respect that. I want them to have people that they CAN talk to without judgement, though. The world is terrible and I just want my kids, their partners, and their friends to feel safe and loved.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I keep trying to remind my daughter and her partner that they are always safe in our family, and that we absolutely support them. I’ve been working to build a fiercely protective found-family for them so that they always have someone to speak to, even if they aren’t comfortable speaking with me.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The current state of the world is exhausting and few things calm my nerves like going out to tend to my garden. My only gripe is that I wish my garden was bigger so I had more to focus on.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
My teenage daughter said “He looks like he throws his Hot Pocket if he gets angry.” as an insult about someone and…. Lmfao. She wasn’t wrong.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
In that case… I submit ‘Poultrygeist’ and ‘It’s a Wonderful Knife’.
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Hardin County Democratic Party @demsofhardinky.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hardin County, Kentucky has no love for kings.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The dip can is the giveaway.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Also idk if you know this but Mick Foley plays a character in Season 2 of The Last Airbender.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’ve watched them all (even the live action show and the failed movie) and Legend of Korra is my favorite.
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Lo Embry Hales @highandlo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
It’s so surreal because as heart wrenching as it is, I somehow manage to hold it together ‘in the moment’. I am a crier, but I never let my dad see me cry over his struggles and IDK how my brain just shuts off my sadness to protect my dad.
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