Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 03/10/2026disappointed for “Hope springs eternal” not to make the cut 390
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 02/10/2026was checking out a food hall that opened pretty recently by me. nah surely not. give em the benefit of the doubt. maybe the plate of bugs from lion king is a special. maybe they’ve just discovered a new species of egg that’s from a chicken crossbred with a fuckin orange 320
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 30/09/2026staying pretty optimistic and hopeful about my last chance Hail Mary shot here 150
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 30/09/2026can you remember the last time you even managed to peel a supermarket plastic film off its tray? This is my RETVRN 020
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 29/09/2026Well, they’ve stopped putting the flags up on lamp posts 100
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 28/09/2026yeah but that’ll have been like a mill- we are morally obligated to destroy ticketmaster 140
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 26/09/2026had a look at their only other game, it’s basically the same generic action combat style but without any of the dmc juice. Think they’ve tried to compensate for lack of any USP by just using roughly the same build, replacing the player character with a tank, and having their AI tool tidy up 000
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 25/09/2026very funny in light of it now becoming synonymous with a cookie cutter style lol 100
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 25/09/2026been on that grind for a while, breh [that’s short for breadhead] step up to the delonghi with bagel setting when you wanna get into some more exotic doughs 0130
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 23/09/2026said a factory paid him 7 grand to take one down by the brick and it was gonna take him from November to mid-June. That’s some wage. 010
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 23/09/2026was watching some old Fred Dibnah videos. This sucks, AI just keeps automating away everything 140
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 23/09/2026issuing correction on previous tweet: bienvenue en cachot, matelot 110
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 22/09/2026wow, twenty bucks, thank you UN Secretary-General Guterres. You can keep the Bentley, I don’t have the garage space 010
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 21/09/2026thank you, I love to enter to win a chance to buy a ticket to a museum I might be near in 3 months time 220
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 19/09/2026My “I’m not racist” tshirt appears to be raising many questions in light of my intentional actions 190
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 12/09/2026absolutely phenomenal response to everyone rippin the pish 030
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 12/09/2026Mind how Clubhouse was the future of social media? Didn’t even reach a tenth of the search volume for fuckin bebo 371
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 11/09/2026looking forward to finally finding out if this was supposed to be a single red eye, or as I always thought, a big red nose poking out from an otherwise completely shrouded hood 010
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 11/09/2026Well if charlie accomplished anything, it was “accidentally teaching his dipshit podcaster colleague that true crime is a thing that happens to real people” 120
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 10/09/2026also picked up the best bit of band merch I’ve ever seen, can’t wait to bleed all the radiators with it just for something to cling to 010
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 10/09/2026grabbed a last minute ticket to see a man play a shoe (from some fancy European designer brand called Prix-Marc?) and don’t regret a thing. London they’re coming your way in less than 24 hours 141
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 09/09/2026is it called the duo because it costs twice as much as any other iphone 120
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 08/09/2026remember when Diane Abbott got dragged over hot coals for weeks after someone papped her having a single tinned mojito on the tube home from work 1101
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 06/09/2026Oh hell yeah, they got my favourites: expired SaaS adtech licensing 010
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 05/09/2026weaksauce shit nads, I don’t think that’s gonna fly, aren’t you supposed to be the ubermensch? Why are you worried about some knock-kneed soy latte slinger shouting in your big volkskonference? 010
Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 01/09/2026you know he keep that thang on him for employee motivation 010
