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Michael Williams

@hieronymesque.bsky.social
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Cat dad, happy cynic, pensive loudmouth, outgoing introvert. The snark you save may be your own, but then what good is it if no one else gets to share the laugh? Games, felines, politics, film, literature, LGBTQ—it all interests me. he/him

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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 14h
She has cause to worry. You can’t get filler in prison.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 15h
When people are this frightened of ideas that they need to Clyde them for everybody, whole groups of people are not far behind.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 16h
Dear Pres. Zelenskyy: The most powerful thing you can do to help Ukraine is to bomb the rest of the Russian bot farms and the diesel refineries. If you do that, right wing barriers in other countries fall and aid can flow back into Ukraine. It appears you're aware of this and already doing it.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 16h
Maybe his former assistant half his age/trade-in wife can soothe his mangled fee-fees.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 16h
Merrick Garland would have gotten to him...had he remained AG until 2044. He was moving way too slow to stop a conspiracy with this many moving parts. Jack Smith was a good start, but his remit was granted too late for the fuckery in 2024 to be headed off at the pass.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 17h
I guess they're putting him on the Sunday shows because Alex Karp would be too off-putting and embarrassing.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 17h
Warren legally vivisecting Bessent in front of her committee is the only gay bashing I will ever endorse.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 17h
The commentariat only get upset when our side finally uses their tools to clown the GOP. When it's the GOP doing it, it's "speaking directly to voters' needs and frustrations." When we do it, suddenly they're the tone police/wuhbouthasanpiker brigade.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 18h
The Telegraph, proving once again no one on their staff has consensual sex for pleasure. Not a one of them.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did you ever think you'd see a psychosis speedrun in 2026?
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Drewdrop Emoji: Thirsty Drooling Face
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love watching Simon Whistler content. Never a dull moment.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All the stuff he said at this lecture is exactly the kind of thing an Antichrist would say to throw people off his twink blood-infused tracks.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To quote Q to Trump, “So…eat any good books lately?”
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Star Trek Q Star Trek
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pete would look fetching in one of those. Can we livestream it too?
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really need to drain that, repeatedly.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He saw the Dan Ackroyd SNL skit where Nixon and Kissinger hold up signs in the Oval Office that say things like "Let's pretend we ordered a burglary," and thought he was watching The History Channel. This is literally season one of SNL.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And fucking ruin this asshole's retirement in the process. A small price he should pay for the damage he's wrought is the absolute MINIMUM he should suffer.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone else notice the things he gets most animated about are laws and EOs that change a perception of reality without really doing anything about the underlying reality?
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can think of a couple of great places to park that thing with plenty of room to get the whole thing in.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Make sure you fus ro his dah good.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He wished Ghislaine well as well. He's clearly got a soft spot for rapists.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“If you don’t freeze homemade, store bought is fine.” —Ina Garten
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant is Remedy’s magnum opus. Already firmly in my GotY spot. Sam Lake is the Hitchcock of video game media.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A hiking trail draining? Hmmm…🥵
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Decided to set my nine up.
The nine games that are most central to my identity:
1.) World of Warcraft
2.) Mass Effect Legendary Edtiion
3.) Myst
4.) Destiny 2
5.) The 7th Guest
6.) Final Fantasy XIV
7.) Halo: Combat Evolved
8.) The Legend of Zelda
9.) Metroid
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a protein deficiency, and so I’m always in need.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On my knees if you please. 🫦
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your toy is my fave. 🫦
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Because for a plurality of white voters, white supremacy is more important than the common good. And 90% will never admit it, or get angry if you tell them that. All they have to do is deconstruct their views and they’d see it plainly. They dress it up as individuality, but it’s racism.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dana not following up with the last obvious question had me fucking screaming as I watched this. That bastard will never talk to someone like Mehdi Hasan, who would literally castrate him on camera with his line of questioning. These anchors still not meeting the moment.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ill-fitting husky boy suits with accordion wrinkles down each sleeve and leg should be the norm.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Until I’m leaking both ends.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Need to put it behind emergency glass that says “IN CASE OF ECSTACY, BREAK GLASS” because that particular when is probably going to trigger hundreds of millions of relief orgasms across the r globe at once.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Any failure of accountability now guarantees the present day is just a training exercise for the next time they do it--and next time, they'll be impossible to put down.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ruin a movie quote by changing one word to “fart”. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good fart."
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Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000
Alt: Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000. Dave is demanding HAL let him back in and HAL has stopped responding after saying "Good fart."
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My hole just twitched and my mouth started watering. Perfect Pavlovian response.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The kind that moves my internal organs to different places and leaves me dripping at the end.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You on one end and my other 10” friend on the other.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To quote Amy Brookheimer from VEEP, he is, “the worst thing to happen to America since food in buckets.”
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
President Skroob from Spaceballs if you give him a stache:
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More like a California redwood I would climb like a clouded leopard in heat.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Dems should pass a law next Congress that designates ANY cybernetic enhancement as “gender affirming care.” If you’re gonna try to ban trans folk, you gotta ban Robo-Elon too.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I assume the title came from a Pet Shop Boys song?
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So many things about Joe Rogan he could solve if only he owned a mirror and the ability to reflect. He just has to want to do the work, and he does not sound like the hard-working type.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bet it tastes as good up on top as it tastes down below. 😈 looks pretty sexy!
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Like, who convinced Hollywood execs she could act? I've seen porn actors with three times the emotional range on camera. Even public access cable TV in the 90s produced more compelling viewing.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But he's definitely not lying about the job numbers, as you said. You said it was conspiratorial thinking to think otherwise, which I would grant you that except for them firing people at BLS, bringing in his own guy to run it, and the fact the man lies like he breathes. I pray you're right.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pharoahs focused less on their monuments than this guy. And they enslaved 20k Hebrews to build the Pyramids, ferchrissakes.
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Michael Williams @hieronymesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The other GOP senators would convince themselves the eaten senator deserved to pass through fdesr leader’s colon for either celebratory reasons or will have eaten the senator in self-defense. They’ve already got them selling absurdities. Atrocities are just a stone’s throw from that.
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