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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 1h

Mom and sis forget birthday They offer Monday hang to make up for it Sis then asks to hangout at hhn that night (Fri) I don’t answer right away, so mom gives the ol’ “hello???” for sis, and I reply I don’t like going to hhn with anyone these days Mom and sis don’t call to hangout on Monday Lol

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“im sorry, chad. we were really excited to work with universal to bring our popular IP to your haunt but it looks like someone leaked that we are involved so now we have to back out…” LOL. what? 😅

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

second year in a row where it gets to the point that i feel like im supposed to call my mother on my birthday just to make sure she’s alive.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is probably just a prank and she’s gonna be sitting there on her scooter tomorrow waiting for me to say “another day in paradise”

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it’s so weird how one of the first reactions to hearing someone passed away is you want to tell that person that they passed away.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

during my weekday visits there’s only two turnstiles i’d go through and they’re always staffed by the same two TMs. one of them passed away yesterday and i’m incredibly sad about it. she gifted me this lanyard just a couple weeks ago that she won but thought i’d appreciate it more. 🕯️

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

everyday this security guard will say “good morning, sweetheart” “have a good shift, darling” to every presenting female that walks through the gate but acts like i don’t exist. i know he’s gotta be a creep off the clock.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this is not a complaint, but i just watched the trick r treat walkthrough from fright fest and most all of the Sams have bewbs. again, definitely not a complaint. just an observation.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

is this a safe space….. it kinda feels like there’s only 2 scare zones this year…🫣 look, im obviously a theater kid at heart, and i love all the…stuff. but it feels like we’ve lost the plot somewhere. hard to explain.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

there’s two ways to get me to leave hhn quickly. rain. and if someone randomly messages me “are you at hhn?”

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the thing that I don’t like the most about “this space” is the feeling of being penalized for being genuine.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Only make 10 episodes of a podcast in a year and you too can be considered “media”. Why bother making daily content? 🫠

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

short list of things that will immediately give me the ick: ciggs being rude to frontline employees trying hard to look past owning felines, but that one is so difficult 😅

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

imagine working in an office with someone who is so good at golf that they’re practically a professional but when the opportunity comes for them to play golf for the benefit of the whole team, the boss sends someone else who isn’t great at golf.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

probably shouldn’t have said “‘scuse me, shorty” to the obvious security lead i was walking directly towards after my additional screening… BUT I FUCKING HATE GETTING PICKED FOR ADDITIONAL SCREENING!! use universal’s methods, holy hell. but yeah, he most definitely heard me 😅

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

that green circle is so…intriguing to me.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i don’t like it when scare actors pose for me because now im the one that has to perform and the sudden pressure isn’t worth the blurry photo 😅

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

people trying to experience these houses just once while other people are crying that they can’t reserve an AAP quick enough for their 10th run… come on.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“that’s a weird thing for an invited creator to say.” he thought to himself

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m going to take a guess and say the reason most scareactors are assaulted (which is never ever ok) is because they got too close to a guest. It’s also for the safety of the actors that they don’t get too close. Billy Bob may take a swing after too many Bud Lights.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

bite your tongue mikey… god damn it, don’t say anything.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

had to leave hhn before 8 last night. my socks got wet and i got a blister on my pinky toe that looks like it’s my pinky toe’s conjoined twin. had 5 runs through 3 houses though!

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the day of the year when i feel the most undervalued. it’s cool. i know im good at this. invite or not.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

when a **** scrubs their whole ig theres just a couple things that can mean

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

how does a west coast influencer get in to Orlando’s TM preview??

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

anyway, that Eddie design sure is something..

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i just know there’s some “content creators” that cling on to their employee status just to go to horror nights related TM offerings because, YOU NEVER WORK! 😅

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i was the manager of the promo department serving 10 major orlando radio stations for about 18 months before the pandemic. not a day went by that i didn’t let my team know how much i appreciated them. even the ones that sucked.

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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 22/08/2026