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Old Man Yao Guai

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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 5m
A secondary issue Deform aren't noting is that they are so hated by people that people will vote to keep them out.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 10m
Looks like Jervis handed him Mjolnir!
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 1h
According to the phone call I got after watching this weird videotape, I got a date in 7 days. Looking forward to it, maybe things are finally turning around for me
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 24m
The fuck is a Liberty Biberty?
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 25m
I see the state of western white men when it comes to misogyny, I can only imagine how bad central and southern American latino men can be.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 31m
I thought comedians were meant to be funny?
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 32m
Just playing with other people when everything lines up and everyone is perfectly in sync will also do that to you (although the musical link between styles is also cool).
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 39m
Assuming Brodido murder Mojojojo or whatever the fuck his name is, (I think it had more Zs in it. Mojojojozzzzz?) and give New Level a proper shoeing, all will be right with the world.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 44m
I regularly have to go through the subscriptions of a millionaire with his EA to work out which ones he actually needs and which ones he signed up for because he's a menace who probably shouldn't be allowed on the internet with a bank card....
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 47m
Welcome to the Jericho vortex 😅
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 47m
Apparently, in 16th century English lawn bowling a "rubber" was a set or series of games to determine a cumulative winner. If the series was equal at the final game, it became for the set, or "rubber".
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 2h
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 54m
If I somehow voted in the mid-terms, it would cause problems 😅
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 2h
They want to live far enough away from the city that they don't have to deal with people driving through their neighbourhood, but that means they want to drive through your neighbourhood to get to the city as quickly as they can.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 2h
I have something for this:
Meme suggesting that pedestrians do their part by wearing high vis, but the drivers view of the pedestrian wearing or not wearing high vis is just the driver looking down at their phone.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 2h
Is that a huge donut or do you have tiny hands? I wish I had a donut that made the massive paws on the end of my arm look small ☹️
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 2h
This is referring to the employees that need to be on site for the show to happen, not the independent contractors you see in the ring.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 10h
That could have been you, Joe, but it wasn't, and now you have to say stupid shit to try to justify it. Fucking dumbass.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 10h
Will Ospreay shits 5⭐ matches in his sleep and when he's not actively doing AEW things can be found doing behind the scenes work for local promotions, or just randomly rocking up at a nearby wrestling school to train because he just feels like it.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 10h
I once responded to a driver trying that shit with me by pulling the unopened can of drink from the cupholder on my handlebars, opened it, toasted the driver, and sat there sipping it while he sulked.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 10h
I assume that you sat there for a bit and when you were asked to get out of his way, you told him to mind his business.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 14h
Well, there's the blocklist smack. Been hit with those a few times. That said if you get blocked without having directly interacted with them, they're then left scratching their head as to why they were blocked.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 16h
I'm also pretty good at not letting my anger rule me anymore. I could get away with it as a skinny teenager. Once I got past 6' and 200lbs, things would actually break. Anger, like fear is an excellent servant, but a poor master.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 16h
Any new endeavour is like that, in my experience. Find the ones you want to pursue and forge onwards.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 16h
WWE absolutely could do those things. They just won't. There is a difference, there.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 16h
The other one is getting on the bus to ask the driver about what other places the bus might stop at. Despite this being readily available information on the or around the bus stop itself, or on Google Maps, Citymapper, the TfL App, the nis company app, website etc etc etc.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 16h
It's Close Your Eyes and Count to Fuck.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 17h
First time I had to pick myself up, so when a strong women helped me up the next time, I was at least able to impress her with how quickly I could get back up 🙂 Kind of a Doc Manhattan "It was the first trick I learned" moment.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 17h
I mute people I might want to see the posts of to remind me why they're muted. He has nothing to say that I'm ever going to be interested in hearing.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 17h
I probably hadn't had coffee by that point of the day. I'll try to be better next time 🤣
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 20h
#adhd
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 17h
Totally unrealistic and I totally don't have personal experience regarding this...
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Suspicious Side Eye Monkey
Alt: Suspicious Side Eye Monkey
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 18h
The article refers to employees of WWE, not the independent contractors. Hence why the previous comment suggests you have rocks for brains.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 18h
wasn't instant.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 18h
hurt. It doesn't sound like for Christian he was doing more than wrestling banged up for 20 minutes, knowing he'd get seen later. Still an impressive display of toughness and fitness, though. I've also had to operate on partial lung capacity, and it is not fun, and why I suspect the lung collapse
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 19h
Yup. Had a look at his posts. Couldn't see an army of AEW shills in his comments, then blocked the sad, deluded sack of shit.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 19h
Sure, but I only started work on it about an hour before it was due, so I didn't actually spend that much time worrying about it...
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Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
youtu.be/3VvmNaeigk8?... #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
KABOOMERS, COLLIDERS, BABY CHICKENS, HANGERS, OMEGANITES, SICKOS, SLOPTARTS, BEAUTIES, BEASTIES, SPEEDBALLERS, FLETCHLIGHTS, PROTOSHITAS, MEGABADDIES, ALCHEMISTS, MINIONS, THEKLARACHNIDS, RICCABONERS, C-E-HOES, JETSPEEDERS, HOLOGOONERS, SABIANITES, SMILERS, BANDIDHOES, ACEHOLES, MAXAMANIACS, JUICERS, SEEDLINGS, BUMS, HOOKERS, WRATHLANDERS, KYLE-LANDERS, COLLECTORS, DARK ORDERLIES, CASTLERUNNERS, MINA-IACS, MANBALLERS, LUCHAWHORES, KAUNTS, DARBEASTS, SWANGERS, SHITHOUSES, FLYING PONIES, JACKOFFS, JERICHOHOLICS, JUGGALOS, JUGGALETTES, BASTARDS REPORTING 🫡
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 19h
I was wondering about the countdown. I don't tend to watch them, as I'll see the relevant bits during the PPV in my experience. I don't need constant reminders of the ongoing storylines as I have been watching them. Which isn't to say that the countdowns aren't worthwhile, just not worthwhile for me
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 20h
Was it actually 4 hours? I'm on delay (because UK, timezones and work) and in MyAEW it's about 3.5 hours.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 20h
If you only watch WWE you are categorically not a wrestling fan, you're a fan of whatever the fuck wrestling flavoured entertainment WWE produces. You watch any other wrestling company only or amongst others, cool, wrestling fan.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21h
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 20h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If it's not less than 32-bit, it's not retro. I will cut people over this!
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 21h
Well, shit.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 21h
This is why I have eleventy billion named alarms on my phone at any given time...
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 21h
At what point is it fair for journalists to reply with "Fuck me, you're a fucking moron who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near any levers at all anywhere, let alone those of power."? Like absolute shithousery like this used to be career ending.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 22h
I think, someone else may have done that, but I've not seen the show yet, so I'm not entirely sure: bsky.app/profile/edit...
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 23h
A lot of people think that to be racist you need the Klan hood, or to be a neo Nazi. The HHH type coded "those sorts of people" language doesn't count as racist to them.
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You love to see it
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