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Taargus Taargus

@hg2985.bsky.social
156 followers 226 following 897 posts

Loud on the phone, not fun at the club!

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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wish I could send you a trophy
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How’d central do?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No. Please no.
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#sockliquors
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No way I’m rich now what’s up
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I ain’t writing shit tho. And I’m not gonna shower
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll do it for $8.5M.
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Buddy says it’s fuck it Friday man sorry
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Traded for washed Kolesar lol
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How would one do such a thing?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So stupid. Never been so apathetic for new season of hockey in my life
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bridge to nowhere
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s lucky his tools showed up that sandwich was going to be a disaster
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Broncos!
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s a loser and wants to be cool so bad.
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The prophecies foretold such things
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sick fucks
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Texas used to chew these dudes up
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ba and Da
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aye yea eh-yeah y-yeah
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you here to save us? Is a rebrand not in order? DoomsdayIran?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#solsticeboys
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hope they release this in IMAX
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is he turnt?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beat me to it
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He will have to grow a set first. A set of titties.
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Call it babysky
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His dads tits
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Upper body injury? His heart?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shit man that’s fantastic
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But she has zany hijinx stickers on her laptop!
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, for Charlie Kirk, this is heaven Like one of those weird porns where all the losers are beating it furiously to get it going before they get 4 strokes in some wronged up lady. 5 seconds after this picture they all just started beating it really fast. To the tune of “Santa packs are coming”
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bangers n mash innit?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember when the term “process of the catch” was invented? Remember when the refs just farted out a random face mask call so the packers could Hail Mary us just like Michigan did tom WMU? Remember when the refs missed the delay of game so the ravens could kick a thousand yard field goal?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The universe owes the lions about 100 plays overturned like that
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mean, he’s not ruled out for the season, but the last thing I saw was Campbell saying he was hopeful to see him back by the end of the year. Where’s that BYU guy at? lol Gibbs gonna feast.
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s the best player in the league. And Pacheco is out for the season man. Gibbs gonna be MVP
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This MF been checking boxes all year.
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shoulda turned it up!
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aaron’s wife has an imaginary boyfriend. He wants to be a real cuck so bad
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only cause she knows he wants to watch
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t blame her
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s what she said!
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw your moms QB rankings matrix last night ;)
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who?!?!?!?
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
B+
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So irresponsible
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I knew this would be here. Thank you.
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They’re going to issue some half ass apology and the guy has to do 50 push ups or something. So stupid
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Taargus Taargus @hg2985.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a pussy. You lost the game and all you can do is jam a tenth of a second up your dick hole. Do you understand the number zero you idiot? Go fuck yourself
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