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Hidingfromyou

@hfyou.bsky.social
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Coffee and chocolate consumer, scifi and fantasy writer on the side. My books have a tiny bit of crazy gender stuff going on - definitely avoid if you're MAGA. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ongoing stories, free tier available: www.patreon.com/c/user?u=32955303

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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hahaha, thanks!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need a taco NOW!!!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gets the Ouija board out to ask Bakker what hell is like.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We're just going to move Iran into American cities. That'll solve the shipping problem."
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is he even talking about? Losing a city is a small price to pay for Iran attacking a city? It makes no sense to me. Ah! Dementia. Now it makes sense.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bahaha! Right there with you!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is insane. Why is the military handing over its mental work to unreliable AI???
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If only private equity could be banned from buying great brands and ruining them.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Free story on my Patreon and Newsletter, free for everyone: www.patreon.com/u32955303/po...
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This Life Will Not Break Me | Hidingfromyou
Chapter 1: Reborn May 28, 2019. Seven months before the covid pandemic begins. Sitting upright, I opened my eyes to a girl’s smooth skinned
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait till I tell you how he treats women and girls!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We can get you a kangaroo or mouse tail right now! But you'll have to wait a little for the prehensile tail. We're still working the kinks out."
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had my cup of transgender surgery today and am feeling great!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right! I want to see what real stores put up, not what AI thinks stores look like.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hahaha, yes! me edit real gooded!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It kinda sounds like he emphasizes with the criminal in this case.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And he's been attacking their funding from the White House.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He looks happier and warmer in 2026.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"And I will die as one of his sycophants."
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, the orange man is stealing your tax dollars in any way he can.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Followed! Thank you, Maricella :)
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When every news channel's reporting on you is negative, it's a you problem.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He is in the Epstein files for a reason.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to work this one out, lol. Because you can repurpose tinfoil to keep the evil telepaths out!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doug Ford forces Trump to kiss Ford's enormous, real estate heavy, ass.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ghouls.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"He cares about me and has a plan for my life!"
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also! I'm sorry for the joke - that's an awesome picture! Thank you 🥰
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"And these strands are the ones reserved for Spider-Man. They're draglines, not the sticky ones he uses to catch criminals. For the web structure itself."
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's been 8 hours. Now you has had beef stew!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Breaking!!! This just in, our president did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. And he cheats at golf, so all his fake prizes there are . . . fake." "Is that the coverage you'd like, sir?"
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Look, I need to justify hating the press, despite that we GOP pretend to uphold the constitution, because my demented president is deeply insecure."
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
. . . no longer living in the clouds!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My praise kink: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He's a child murderer.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Yes, but I also want extra cuddles!"
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope Maine voters see this.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"If we lose these elections, it's because we didn't rig them hard enough."
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMG, this is hilarious!!!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YUM!!!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I promise not to do that when I get make enough to live on. 😟
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heartbreaking.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's probably exhausting for everyone around him, but he revels in being an absolute moron.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Xi's eyeing a little bit of Europe, too.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From propaganda machine to rape lawsuit enabler, Fox News is productive.
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time for his 6th dementia test?
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
. . . and only the vest!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whooooooooooooooooooosh ----------------====================>>>>
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dementia, do your thing! But do it a little faster, please!
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Hidingfromyou @hfyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll take the brown one! No, wait, the blue one goes with my teacups!!!
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