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Micahdahikah

@hffmn.us
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Micah (⚠️🤬) (he/him/his), nerd 💻, hiker of long trails 🏔️ (PCT’23, AT’18, CDT’🤷‍♂️), fueled by plants 🌱, driven by justice ⚖️, informed by empathy ♥️ and the collective knowledge 📚 of scientists, intellectuals, and journalists, 🏳️‍🌈 intersectional feminist ally 🐈‍⬛.

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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 30/09/2026
Closest pic I have of the area:
San Jacinto pass
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 16/09/2026
For a bird that starts with a consonant, and loves the water (to be consistent) I'd posit the mighty mallard Can fly, and webfoot powered. More commonly referred to as a name that despite his regal mane simply rhymes with fuck. But if you still need to buy a vowel This d_ck will make you go viral!
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 16/09/2026
Google fiber is offloading the weight of handling subpoenas to the feds and ICE by selling Google Fiber to the company that built his website: If you value freedom and privacy: Install a log free wireguard VPN on your router and then use a tailscale exit node to point all your devices at it.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 15/09/2026
Normal response to being asked not to genocide: "Let me stop you right there. Because it does not fucking matter what we
are TO YOU. In a world where we actually punched Nazis for speech, a
nobody cracker pontificating on Jewish existence would get their face
turned into pulp. You're lucky we do not live in such a world."
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 15/09/2026
Here’s how I know a real Jew vs an imposter:
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 14/09/2026
Thanks again for giving trump an aneurism! (It was definitely the balloons.) The orange polyp really took your message to heart! Or at least it impacted whatever perverted system it is that functions as its McDonald’s™ sludge circulation system. You can see the effects on it’s face:
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 13/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about lists. One of the people I follow mentioned listography and I had to look it up: listogrophy.com They are the original LISTING! blog platform, apparently.
Link to listography.com a big proponent of: “Listing!”
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 13/09/2026
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 12/09/2026
Lol
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 11/09/2026
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 31/08/2026
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 25/08/2026
Attention haters: it’s gonna take 65 cappuccinos in a row to take me out: please send me $200 to buy these drinks or you love me. www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caf...
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 12/08/2026
That’s an illegal war slave ship.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 25/07/2026
Here's what the ended up with:
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 25/07/2026
From Valve's website showing different prototypes for their controller:
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 23/07/2026
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 19/07/2026
starting tomorrow everything’s going to be okay they just announced it
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 15/07/2026
Nazis say, “show me your papers” to travelers for doing the crime of traveling. They think they are cops but they are just Nazis larping as cops who at least get trained on how to do a traffic stop, and need suspicion of a crime. This is just fascism. Let’s figure this shit out America.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 13/07/2026
Expectations include being incompetent, angry or otherwise comatose.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 11/07/2026
I’m not doomscrolling, I’m catsitting during fascism.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 11/07/2026
Giving power to the same fucks that want to deregulate capitalism and then disappearing into their Facebook basements to never hear I told you so until they have to start wearing space suits to breathe.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 10/07/2026
lol “They keep guns away from me.” 🍁classic
ANKARA, Turkey (AP) — Western leaders came to Turkey to discuss security in an increasingly perilous world. They each left with a revolver and six rounds.
The unconventional gift from the host of this week's
NATO summit, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, was meant to showcase his country's growing defense industry.
But it left officials across the alliance scratching their heads. Some were forced to leave their gifts behind due to gun laws in their countries, while others donated theirs to museums.
"It struck me that my gift of maple syrup kind of undermatched," Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney told reporters, adding that the firearm was now in police possession. "I would like to reassure Canadians, they keep guns away from me."
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 05/07/2026
JD Vance is a moron. Not because of some iq test built around racism, or because of some mental lack, he is a moron because he knew the right thing to do and did the wrong thing because he didn’t think he would be held accountable. We won’t forgive you, ever. You fucking idiot.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 29/06/2026
We touched some grass.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 27/06/2026
They had a similar, hair color, lol Cannot make this shit up. The sock puppets handler is a cow.
Fair goers were able to see a calf named
"Melania" — shipped in from West Virginia - with the owner, Piper Stolipher, 15, explaining to the Post, "We were trying to come up with patriotic names for the 250th year, and we came up with Melania, which is President Trump's wife and my teacher thought that they had a similar hair color, so it just fit."
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 26/06/2026
Yall, let’s keep the sexism on x…
We aren't other than women. We are equal with. If men can get away with actual violence against women, women can laugh at a man making a joke about violence against a man for a change.
日》…
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ericjanssen.bsky.social
@ericjanssen.bsky.social
Except for one difference:
Women think everything is real—Movies. TV shows. Books. Jokes.
There is a corollary to Poe's Law that is impossible to pander to women. They possess no sense of ironic self-satire known on earth.
Kid women about their "superiority" and they will agree...End of story.
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Fuck you for thinking women's brains are different than men's brains in any meaningful way. That shit belongs buried next to frenology. Are you an ai bot??
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 26/06/2026
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 24/06/2026
Yall, this is cute! They made a Rocky themed alien bot on the chess.com app named “Rooky”.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 22/06/2026
This little fuck has a name and Americans subsidize him. He smells a little musky.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 22/06/2026
It’s illegal not to be sycophantic?
Hearn competed three times in the Olympics in the slalom canoe category, and won two world championships for the sport.
He has also designed boats, paddles and other waterproof products, and said he was curious about what materials had been used to paint the pool.
The 67-year-old said he only touched the material briefly before he was told by one of the park service workers helping to clean the algae from the pool to stop.
He said he had seen a national news presenter also touch the material in a report on the pool problems, adding: "I don't really feel like I did anything wrong."
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 21/06/2026
Just gonna leave this here:
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 18/06/2026
I’d rather ai replaces my job in supporting boomers who need pdf conversion support for a document they are going to print out and scan back in multiple times for no damn reason ——than for it to replace artists.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 18/06/2026
🥱 boring- release the fucking Epstein files.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 17/06/2026
Amerikkka is cancer.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 17/06/2026
Happy Library Card Birthday to me!
It’s time to renew your Library card!
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 17/06/2026
www.reddit.com/r/ultralight...
Is this algae pool (reflecting pool) safe to drink from?This fucking got me so I asked. 

-  13.5 million Aqua Tabs

-  with 1,000 Sawyer squeezes it would take 11 days of round the clock filtering by 1000 people if they were able to perfectly keep the flow going

With 10,000 Sawyer squeezes used it would cost less than 500,000 in materials whereas the aqua tabs it would be around 2 million at retail pricing.

That's enough Internet for me today.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 16/06/2026
I was wondering why he didn’t come home sooner, he was bringing me a squirrel.Hims is a v good boyScarfing down some seafood as a reward.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 15/06/2026
These are some of the scummiest people to ever drop out of high-school being escorted by public servants who would literally die for us if we asked them to.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 14/06/2026
Funny Via
FunnyVia @funnyvia.com 
This is Taka. He suffered severe burns in a house fire in
2018. Made a very miraculous full recovery and was adopted by the vet who saved him. Now he works as a therapy dog in a local burn unit.

@micahdahikah.bsky.social
@weratedogs.com idk I think just based on hims kindness and cuteness, hims probably deserves like at least 18/10. Would recommend.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 11/06/2026
Don’t we all? apple.news/AZ8_GOVnjSia...
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 10/06/2026
“My political opinions lean more and more to Anarchy (philosophically understood, meaning abolition of control not whiskered men with bombs)…” JRR Tolkien
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 08/06/2026
Can’t believe Trump is denaturalizing his own prostitute. I mean wife.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 07/06/2026
Didn’t realize the Hormuz strait is what created capitalism.
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 07/06/2026
Also, I just posted this to my Nextdoor community:
Maybe we could try a cooperative business model where money gets exchanged around the community instead of hiring outside of it? Maybe neighbors could share a commissary of tools with each other? Maybe micro-businesses could form organically out of hobbies that would have otherwise been unexplored?
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 05/06/2026
Attention Apple News subscribers: you can now browse recipes and filter them based on dietary preference and meal, and they are all from the top magazines and publishers. Very cool perk!
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 31/05/2026
Can someone identify this bird for me?
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 30/05/2026
How to defeat MAGA:
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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 20/05/2026
Let’s talk about this:
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