hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comMr Burns Boxing: You're Going DownALT: Mr Burns Boxing: You're Going Down 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I mean, Peter Thiel has already demonstrated that he doesn’t give a flying f about anyone but himself so I really doubt he’s concerned that Vance’s homophobia will make life more difficult on gay youth because those gay youth aren’t Peter Thiel. In MAGA the ends always justify the means. 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Given his traumatic childhood part of me felt bad for Tyson. I had always hoped eventually he’d realize that his anger had caused him to be violent towards women and that he’d speak out to prevent kids from repeating his mistakes. But not only has he shown no remorse, he’s propping up other SAers. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shame on Peterbilt for platforming this tripe. The people buying their products are hemorrhaging money because of this man and he just want to keep doing climate change denial. 1110
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I got Disney+ in order to get espn+ to watch games like this and I figured “at least I can watch Disney movies without ads”. Think again! That’s the premium package, apparently. Silly me thinking that paying for the service already made it premium. 020
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Schmitt said multiple times he’s a former prosecutor. If a lawyer presents evidence to a jury at trial accusing someone of perjury/ a conspiracy based on nothing but attendance of a basketball game, and it immediately turns out he didn’t even go to said game, is that grounds for disbarment? 001
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I’m in power so I get to use the power of my office to stay in power” 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This does actually make a little sense. It’s not rare to spill a little fuel when fueling boats and some lakes are reservoirs for drinking water, so if you fuel them while they’re on a trailer it’s slightly better for the drinking water. I’d guess he’s actually doing it because it’s cheaper though. 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You mean like when Michael Scott went to New York City to get a genuine New York pizza so he went to Sbarro’s? That tracks. 020
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t know how you run an ad criticizing your opponent for wearing makeup when your VP always looks like he’s going to an emo concert and your president has an army of people whose job it is to keep his skin radioactive and his hair glued on. 091
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is perfect, because the last time I visited our nation’s capital I thought to myself “this is nice, but what would really be great is if the monuments were capable of shooting me”. 213411
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026bsky.app/profile/atru... We should be governed by people who consider us their beasts of burden. 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thank you for not doing like some people and just publishing it as-is. 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026These people look at us and see nothing but a beast of burden. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a farmer who not only voted but campaigned AGAINST Donnie all three times I’m convinced he’s trying to put farmers out of business. All the cheaper for JD’s acretrader pals to buy up farmland when it’s sold after foreclosure. 1163
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I sent Meuser an email asking if Trump destroyed the One Ring in Mt Doom too. 060
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026At the very least I’m hoping that the resources they’ll have to dedicate to staving off Wallace will bleed away campaign funds from Scott Perry so that he can finally be kicked to the curb 021
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sigh. This is my congressman, the shameless shill. It’s an uphill battle, but Rachel Wallace is putting up a good fight against him. 2161
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: We've Tried NothingALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m still concerned that Patel lifting the fbi’s ban on beastiality is because he wants to hire that guy who claims to have had relations with Bigfoot, who I imagine he probably met through Temu RFK. 020
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The same people angry about why no one wants to go to church point at Steve Bannon as a good Christian. Cause and effect 020
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are we sure Patel even knows what bestiality is? 200
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’d like to formally propose changing the name of “gaslighting” to “MAGAing”. 1212
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have a cousin in-law who is some sort of big wig at espn. I spend every Christmas telling him what a douche McAfee is. I get the impression they can’t stand him either. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This guy is so foreign to public-mindedness that when he actually sees it he becomes suspicious 020
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For the record Donald Trump spends his days hiding behind a keyboard and trashing women doing their jobs. 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hanging with Tulsky? Give him congrats on behalf of all of us! 020
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026bsky.app/profile/atru... Don’t let this fly under the radar, because he’s essentially saying that if he didn’t have an election to worry him he’d have boots on the ground over there. Which of course makes you wonder what will happen after the election. 011
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m pretty sure that John Fetterman lives in there  1120
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If excessive smugness was a crime Bessent would be serving consecutive life sentences. 031
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ah, yes. Because this war is so popular with the voters. 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We are about three days away from him trying to tell us “actually, I did serve in the armed services. I won medals of honor in three different wars. I was in the army, and the Navy, and the Marines.” 031
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I can only assume this means he’s going to rename the country “Great” 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comCreed from The Office: I'm ThirtyALT: Creed from The Office: I'm Thirty 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comCreed from The Office: I'm ThirtyALT: Creed from The Office: I'm Thirty 040
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sigh. I suppose we should hope he’s correct in the long run. I doubt it. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That’s the look of a man whose diaper is leaking. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 24/08/2026As someone who went to a trade school I hate this, because schools tend to write-off students seeking that path. I don’t even encourage attending a trade school because I think their focus is too narrow. The world’s rapidly changing and the broad education a college provides gives more flexibility. 021
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hegseth has nothing to run on but hate. He has nothing else. He’s an incompetent drunk whose key policy has been an unmitigated disaster. The tragedy here is that, having evaluated his chances, he looked at a platform based on nothing but hate and decided it’s viable, and I really wish he was wrong. 040
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This carries about the same weight:static.klipy.comMichael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The OfficeALT: Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The Office 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Bessent has replaced the Big Lie with the smug one. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Especially ironic given all of the references in A Field of Dreams to the Black Sox. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The rare license plate that is appropriate for both a confident porn star and a successful anesthesiologist. 010
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I miss the days when stupid people realized they were stupid and just STFU 000
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Be glad you’re not a farmer and single long-term. People start assuming we’re doing things with livestock! Coming from an upbringing clouded by bad parental relationships I’ve always thought having kids with the wrong person is something to avoid, and egg freezing helps liberate women from that. 020
hezekiab.bsky.social @hezekiab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026In other words he’s just grateful for the tax cuts while the rest of the country struggles. 000
