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Seatcushion Squirrel

@heythstanks.bsky.social
229 followers 238 following 563 posts

Squirrelly alt | 30’s y.o. | He/They | Leftist | General NSFW and 🥞 and 💨 | Absolutely NO minors allowed 🔞

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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 14h
Nonfart alt~
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 14h
If you’re lookin for a gal that can take your breath away (and your depth), and leave you with a smell to forever remember her by… look no further than @poofyposs.bsky.social @/////@ Extremely hot comm by @squishyboye.bsky.social !! #fart #farting #flattened #flattening #平面化
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
YO???
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oh gosh basically 2 posts I made earlier but I’ll share them here as well @///@
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ooooh sure!! Congrats and thank you!
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Nonfart alt
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
When I told Red I would support him, I didn’t think he would take me so literally—! Now I’m stuck back here for who knows how long, soaking up farts… 💨 💨 🎨 @redzepskunk.bsky.social True and canon version:
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Let’s be honest, when Red Zeppelin invites you backstage for something, you know it can’t be for anything other than this: being absolutely dutch oven fart blasted~ 💕 Amazing YCH by @redzepskunk.bsky.social Thanks for giving me permanent stink lines! 💨 💨 #fart #farting
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Hey while you’re down there under my ass, mind sniffing this fart up for me? Thanks.
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Oh yeah! I got myself a Christmas gift from @brae.gay ‘s store! His comics are always sooo high quality and such a joyful, fun celebration of super horny queerness ❤️ ill always be buyin
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Seatcushion Squirrel @heythstanks.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
The dream… (cw: flattening under Braixen butt) @/outletdraws.bsky.social
A Braixen with big thighs sitting on and flattening Hazel’s face. Hazel is hypnotized by their pocketwatch and laid out flattened across a bench with multiple butt prints, implying many have sat on him.
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