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MJ

@heymj.bsky.social
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🇬🇷 • She/her • World Wanderer • Spreading love (mostly. I try.) • Irritated, vaccinated & overcaffeinated • I cuss a lot • Be nice, for fuck's sake • ✌❤🍷

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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I still find it pretty difficult to keep up with more than one social media platform, but cutting almost all of them off with the exception of two has made it a hell of a lot easier.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
We seem to be headed toward an economic crisis, no? "Leave banks." The question is, what do we do with our money? For a lot of people, taking everything they've got in banks out in cash isn't feasible. We need financial folks to give us sound ideas. What the hell is the best course of action?
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The amount of people who are PRESSED about Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance is exactly what I expected. Willful ignorance is ... something. I spent entirely too much time trying to defend it and explain it to people. Fuck all that. Google is free.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Things would be so much easier to deal with if we were all a bunch of fucking idiots, apparently.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
We need about a thousand clones of Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social - he is a beacon in the midst of all this bullshit.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
And @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com consistently shows why he's among the best at what he does, as well. www.politicususa.com/p/lawrence-o...
politicususa.com
Lawrence O'Donnell Shows How The Mainstream Media Enables Trump By Chasing Distractions
Lawrence O'Donnell pointed out that the mainstream media falls for Trump's stupid distractions and never asks about what he is really doing.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Tonight @maddow.msnbc.com is showing one of the reasons why she's among the best at what she does. She is saying, without actually saying, "Calm. Down." Yes, shit is bad. Yes, this is ridiculous. BUT, they've got a fight on their hands. Keep pushing. Keep your feet on their necks. KEEP GOING.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I don't know about y'all, but I am wiped the fuck OUT.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I just keep reading things and watching the news and saying out loud, "What in the FUCK is going on?!"
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I would really like to know more about the thought process of someone who looks at RFK Jr. and thinks, "Hell yeah! THIS dude needs to be in charge of a big, important part of the United States government!" Shit, I wouldn't let him operate a corner store.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I need someone to explain to me how in the hell we've allowed concert tickets to become so goddamn expensive. This is INSANE.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Okay, #BookSky - I'm starting #FourthWing. I'm not sure how I feel about this, but I'm doing it. Off we go.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This winter storm in Houston means my kid, who is a healthcare worker, will be staying at her hospital for at least the next three days, sleeping between & covering shifts until the recovery team arrives once the roads are safe. Thank a healthcare worker next time you get a chance. They deserve it.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Well. I see the porn bots have found us.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm confused as to why people bring X content over here. Didn't we all leave that place for a reason? I understand the need to keep people informed, but I don't know why we'd remain interested in the bullshit being spewed over there by MAGA ass sucking politicians.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Oh, I see we're still doing the "fuck ALL the red states" BS. Never mind the people that live in "red states" that are victims of gerrymandering & voter suppression. The ones that vote blue every time. Yeah. Fuck 'em. Nice. Guess we're just ALL supposed to move. Where? The blue states that hate us?
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Welp, we are now forecast to get anywhere between 1-6 inches of snow starting Monday night. Should you need us in #Houston between Monday and Thursday (at the earliest), please leave a message after the tone, and we'll get back to you as soon as the city resumes running.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'm going to start a church. For tax purposes AND to properly have worship and fellowship among the congregation. I'm going to call it "The Church of Our King Harry Styles".
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Someone needs to ask Kristi Noem about shooting all these animals she's admitted to killing. You know, 2 horses, a goat, and a dog - and who knows what else this cruel bitch has done. But let's let her run the DHS! Great idea! Jesus Christ.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Not me watching "Pretty Woman" these days and yelling at Julia, "GIRL!! Three thousand dollars ain't SHIT!!"
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Welp, it would appear that we are going to have a snow day next Tuesday. On the upper Texas coast. What the fuck?
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The most amazing thing to ever happen would be President Biden ending this speech with, "In closing, I'd just like to say FUCK ALL Y'ALL, and good luck, cause y'all are all screwed. Later! ✌️"
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Watching President Biden's farewell address is just sad as hell.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
You know we've been totally fucking gaslit when I'm watching a story on the news about a woman stealing $5000 and I think, "Do what? What's the point of that? You can't do shit with $5K anymore."
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I know a lot of people don't view #TikTok as anything but a silly app, but it's so much more than that. It's community, it's education, it's breaking news, it's culture. TikTok going away will leave a lot of people without support - in many ways - and trust me when I tell you that it's a big deal.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Good morning. Everything sucks. I hope you can find some joy today.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
President Biden is doing a beautiful job of eulogizing President Carter.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I am the daughter, granddaughter, niece, cousin, and daughter-in-law of firefighters. They put themselves in harm's way every day to fight fires - living, breathing fires, one of the most frightening things we can ever deal with. My thoughts are with every single one fighting in California.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
3 days into this new year and I'm already fucking exhausted.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
There is a cat meowing in the hallway outside my hotel room and I'm not sure what to make of this. Alternatively, it's a very drunk person trying to sound like a cat, and I'm not sure what to make of that, either.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is BRILLIANT.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
There is absolutely no reason why you should not be able to get a mimosa at the airport at 5 AM.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Merry Post-Christmas, y'all! I survived and I'm fucking exhausted. I hope, if you celebrate Christmas, yours was beautiful. And that you're getting what is probably some much needed rest.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Afternoon, friendly Skies! Hope you're all doing well and having/had a decent Monday. 💙
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Good morning BlueSky! 🌄 We're not too far from entering the "what day is it, again?" part of the holidays, are we?
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Why doesn't anyone RSVP to anything anymore? Normalize RSVPing TO SHIT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Yo - shipping windows for Christmas are much shorter this year, and a lot of places are cutting shipping off today/tomorrow to receive by Christmas. Get that online shopping done now, or you're gonna have to go out into the public to finish. Ew.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I don't know anyone who isn't tired. Everyone is in a perpetual state of Worn the Fuck Out.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Well, it happened: I have finally met a Flat Earther. I really had no idea how much these people truly believe this shit. It's fascinating.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Word. *Rimshot*
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Taking a break from social media, even a place as lovely as this, is good for you. I have been trying to do more of this lately and it's been great.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I have 4 autoimmune diseases and see a lot of doctors. I have what would be considered pretty decent health insurance, and it STILL fucking sucks. I knew my insurance sucked before I was diagnosed. "Good" insurance sucks. "Bad" insurance sucks. All insurance sucks.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Happy Friday Eve, pals! One more day till the weekend. You got this.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Learning that there are members of GenX who are just now figuring out that Rage Against the Machine was one of our generation's loudest voices of protest is wild, man.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I don't know why everyone's making such a goddamn big deal about the president pardoning his son. 1. Most people would have done the same 2. Trump is going to do what he's going to do no matter what 3. They ought to be glad Biden isn't doing more, bigger shit (which he should, IMO)
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
ALERT 🚨 There is a Yacht Rock documentary. Which I must watch with the quickness.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So President Biden pardoned Hunter, huh? Good. Now he needs to wreck shop and do all kinds of shit that will REALLY flip everyone out.
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Happy Sunday to YOU, wherever you are in the world. I hope you spend some of it doing something that makes you happy. 💙
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MJ @heymj.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This isn't too much to ask, right?
A sign that says:
"Christmas List 2024:
- A f*cking break
- Wine
- People to use common sense
- 10 hours of sleep
- 12 million dollars
- a snack
- gym body without the gym 
- a new lower back
- a pair of knees
- no wrinkles"
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