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Kassie

@heykasswhatsup.bsky.social
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Writer. Friend. Daughter. Mother. Just kidding. Not a mother. Thank the fucking lord. 🌈🍑😏🐝 Pop culture/Yankees/Ravens/UCONN/Beyoncé fan amongst other things.

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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 10h
I can’t believe we lost in front of Dua. So embarrassing. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 22h
Hey @yankees.com you are NO LONGER who you think you are. SHAPE UP. QUICKLY. This is fucking abysmal. Shameful, shameful shit on display. Entire organization on blast. I think every single fucking person should fear unemployment this off season. Disgusting.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 22h
I NEVER want to see Trent Grisham in pinstripes EVER. AGAIN. FUCK this team. And FUCK the way they’re managed. Oh i’m SICK right now. Fuck. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Horrible. Just horrible. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Big G. Oh boy. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Lets go.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
If a lefty comes into this game you HAVE to PH Goldy for Garcia. You just have to. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Volpe playing third for the first time ever in the most important playoff game of the year. I’m sure this will work out. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Pathetic excuse for a 7th inning. My god. Why does momentum seem to sprint away from this team like it’s getting robbed. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Okay what is Trent Grisham actually doing at the plate right now. Holy fuck. Completely immobile. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Why is Bednar up like we don’t have any other options right now? Do we want him to pitch a full two rn? #Yankees
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 23h
yankees fans who get front row seats need to have their hands zip tied behind their backs
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23h
Could be worse. This is the right decision. Pass the goddamn baton, boys. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ofc this ball was actually gonna go off the top of the wall. Of course it is. Whoever the fuckin stoonads are at the LF field wall need to learn where the fuck to put their hands. God this is annoying.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OHHHH MY FUCKING GOD ANTHONY VOLPE LMAOOOO #Yankees #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aight Spence! Redeemed! #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How….did he not catch that? Damn. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BEN. AGAIN. LETS GO. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees can’t lose if Dua Lipa is on our side! Bad things don’t happen when Dua’s around! #Yankees #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright, boys. Gimme some life tonight. Gimme a reason to believe in this damn team. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just….what the fuck is the point of carrying the bench we’re carrying and not using it??????? And HOW did we seriously run out the same lineup as game 1. And the defense…just egregious all the way around. Woof. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pathetic. Okay, go win three in a row. Sure. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit’s bleak. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn. Well. Tie game. Keep rollin. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PASS THAT BATTON #YANKEES
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BENNNNJAAAAMINNNNNNNNNN I MISSSS YOU BB LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We look fuckin terrible lmaoooo #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE VIBES OF THIS GAME ARE HORRENDOUS. Someone find Volpe and tell him he’s allowed to get his voodoo doll out. Just make sure he’s supervised, it can’t have a Lombard jersey on it. #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Yankees better realize what the fuck they just got out of and take advantage. My god. I am physically shaking with rage/relief lmao. #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WELL.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well that was pathetic. I can’t believe that Wells play. Ugh. UGH. Fuck. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wells could have just been a hero. Instead he’s a fucking idiot. Jesus fucking christ. #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cole saw Blackburn get up and said NOT YET BUDDY. Now the bats gotta wake up. Lets go boys. #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The beard has Gerrit giving A*stros Gerrit and it’s triggering but also…if we get that version of Gerrit Cole tonight this series is over. #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LETS GO YANKSSSSSSSSSSSS #ALDS
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOODBYEEEEEEEE. GOODBYE BOSTONNNNNNN!!!!! HAVE A SAFE TRIP HOME!!!!!! #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lombard. Jones. Jazzy goin???? Ohhhh boyyyyyyy 😈😈😈
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck YES Belli!!!!! Great to see ya, bud!!!!! #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GARCIAAAAAAAAA MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, Grisham. Couldn’t take a fuckin pitch there? I really, really try to defend you but sometimes it gets reaLYY HARD TO DO. #Yankees
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just remembered to come here and say……. LETS GO YANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know this isn’t the point, but “anticipatory capitulation” is an insanely satisfying combination of words to say.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can we just like stop with this? Why does every single successful company in this country get “acquired” by the same few fuckin entities over and over. I’m so sick of it.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This mfer doesn’t know his own home address and thinks that doesn’t matter. Not valuable. Ask Janine and Lori if it matters. These fucking tech assholes load off real life, every day, mundane knowledge and suddenly it doesn’t matter anymore. I really hate these people lmao.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me telling my coworker that I’m not interested in Brad Pitt’s new movie bc he’s an abuser. “Oh please, it’s Brad Pitt!!!!” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 stop!!!! I know!!!! I’m already fucking mad I have to make this decision, don’t make me feel like an asshole for making it, too!!!!
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I woulda stood in the middle of the damn aisle, told everyone on the fuckin flight that my seat-mate was jerking off and make the entire plane turn around idgaf.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes having morals fucking sucks. But someone’s gotta have ‘em.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean, is this not true? I don’t get why we have to pretend America isn’t an imperialist, violent nightmare around the world in order to “save” American democracy. One of the major fucking points of what the rising social-dem movement wants is to get America OUT of the manifest destiny business.
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Kassie @heykasswhatsup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There should be a Groundhog Day that’s the first day after your period is done. I’d live that day every goddamn day for the rest of my life zero questions no complaints.
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