♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m watching baseball and learning the rules. “Oh if you get hit with the ball, you walk to 1st base?” 😂static.klipy.comAlexis Rose Winks: Learn Something New Every DayALT: Alexis Rose Winks: Learn Something New Every Day 030
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My mother in law makes the BEST chili I stg I’m so happy. Sorry my bowl looks a mess since I stirred it all up already 050
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This boy on the other hand doesn’t kill shit besides his food 160
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This boy right here is my protector. He kills mice and spiders. Solid boy 11/10 040
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Baseball is weird wtf are they always chewing on and spittingstatic.klipy.comSpeed IshowspeedALT: Speed Ishowspeed 140
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comTom Delonge Blink182 Wtf MemeALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme 120
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I love soft balls in my mouth so yeah the gnocchi was great 🤭 220
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026🤣🤣static.klipy.comIt Just Feels Great Steve CarellALT: It Just Feels Great Steve Carell 110
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I just wanna watch tv and have my feet tickled but ofc Michael has to cut grass now 😒 140
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comIan Walker Says 'Look, I'm Sorry' in HarlemALT: Ian Walker Says 'Look, I'm Sorry' in Harlem 020
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How to take a nap in your car on your lunch break because you slept like shit last night. GOODNIGHT 060
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Haha right 😂😂 thank you. I must say I’m ready for bed now bc that stress panic wore me tf out 110
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It was a skin cream that I’m using for this dumb painful spot on my armpit. I kept putting it back in the box EXCEPT earlier. Then BAM that was a mistake. I think I’m ok 😭 lord have mercy. I was panicking and Michael was laughing the whole time 110
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well at 31, I had to call poison control on myself. I grabbed a tube that was backwards that looked just like my toothpaste. Began brushing and thought hmm this doesn’t taste like toothpaste. My mouth is going numb OMG WHAT DID I PUT IN MY MOUTH 😭static.klipy.comBig Bang Theory: I'm Having A Panic AttackALT: Big Bang Theory: I'm Having A Panic Attack 340
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comMoai Head Meme: You Dum Dum Bring Me Gum GumALT: Moai Head Meme: You Dum Dum Bring Me Gum Gum 010
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy Mean Girls daystatic.klipy.comMean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan) 070
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am honestly so sad bc it’s like wait the browns have won. But wait he’s gross and a rapist. Fuck it’s so annoying. Just bring me the Cavs. I would enjoy the browns if they were good without a raper 151
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am like.static.klipy.comDrew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme ReactionALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction 120
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thirsty Thursday. My god mom’s dog rescue event and now the strip club. A Thursday well spent. And the Browns, winning….. currently 140
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah. Time to get my Halloween decorations down like I’ve asked you to get down 10 times 130
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@misterz03.bsky.social he sends it to my parents of all people. The fuck wrong with him 361
♡ @heyitsme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I still have more to do but this is it for now. It’s spooky season 👻 280