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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄

@heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social
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The greatest Final Fantasy XIV mahjong honeypot, here to make you learn the game by getting all your hot trans friends to learn it first. #ffxiv #gposers and #art 🀄

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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me. :)
Doe sitting so sneetly
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
xan'a being a little guy looking up with he ass out and lil cone hat
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The beckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #art
Rebecca allond, a red haired goop woman with strange pockmarks, shark teeth, and weird yellow and red eyes
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rebecca Allond the woman(?) you are #art #ffxiv
A unfinished black and white sketch comic

Panel 1: Rebecca Allond, a hyur woman from final fantasy xiv, sneering and playing with Xan'a Thum, a male miqo'te's, catlike ears between her fingers. She says: "I don't need to do much of anything, Xan'a Thum~ You are a man, after all~! Eventually you'll get a bit too greedy, and a bit too selfish. And you're going to do something you can't take back, or hide from him. And when that pedestal he's put you on breaks...

Panel 2: she has let go of the ear, leaning in close to it as her grin shows she has pointed, jagged teeth. "you'll fall right to me."
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THOUSAND YEARS HONBA HELL
me on ane with 71k points after 30 minutes of mahjong because i got us to honba 4
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tired Xaela (7.5 spoilers)
I don't care what SE tries. I refuse to learn anything about Mahjong.

Me, replying
you will die a thousand deaths and all of them will be deserved
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
xan'a you dumb son of a bitch why are you komaeda i haven't even played dangan ronpa 2
i filled out the komaeda checklist for xan'a. only one isn't filled in and it's the hair colour one. i'm going to hell.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
still thinkin bout the rebuild movies
seinfeld edit of george crying with the text:
- The examination of grief got to me.
- All right.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this makes me happy for reasons
xan'a surrounded by little chibi versions of himself and his friends
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the polyfuckle live on my desktop now
koko, iljax, xan'a, and z'kiko all made in character house's demo
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hee hee
Xan'a sitting and smiling so sneetly
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!! ALIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50 reposts 100 likes on my xan'a sad times comic :)
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we got to south 2 without me getting off a single hand, so to turn the tide me and hakjing double ronned jim over there, then i hit hakjing with this sanbaiman since she still had dealer after and then blasted jimmy into the shadow realm to end the game
me with 75400 points, hakjing with 31400, and jimjam busted out -1800 in a 3 player south gameme and hakjing double ronning jimjam, teehee.SANBAIMAAAAN GAMING 11 HAN HAND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
teehee
Doe sitting and smiling so sneetly
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
chuu.lvr edit where it's posts that now say
"let's just all giggle
we should all just giggle our hearts out idk
what if we all just giggle"
where giggle and hearts out have been clearly edited from Something Else.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone out there loves you. #art #ffxiv
oq: follow up to previous oq. if your oc could choose to bring everyone else back but your oc were instead disappeared from the world forever to the point of total forgottenness would they make that trade? would they think about it?

Panel 1: A picture of a house next to a road and some fencing, all long since dilapidated and reduced to rubble. There is a batch of dirt in front of the tree, which has been cleared of the grass surrounding it.

Panel 2: A skeleton, mostly buried in said dirt. The skull has fangs on it.

Text: In the Western Srhoud, there lay a grave to the mother raised me, who love me, who held me dear as I died.

Panel 3: Xan'a Thum is drawn in simple greys with no details on his face, surrounded by ghostly hands that look like they could be grabbing/touching him, but also just being held in various positions.

Panel 4: The same scene as panel 1, but from a different angle. It is now sunset, and the grass is dyed orange in the dusk as the wind blows flowers and bits into the air. A shimmering light descends down to the ground.

Text: And should all the hands that ever held me forget my shape, I shall return to her arms with all my love instead.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[20:07][CWLS1]<Lance NobleMalboro> Xana please do not call viera men ripe and ready
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just a basic text banner and screenshots from the excel sheet.
sanma ladder season 5 playoff bracket image

the text is from cooltext and it's just been edited to be green
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
iljax malds out saying "THERE IS A LITERAL GEEN SENT HERE TO REPLACE ME" while xan'a non-chalantly says "yeah man my pussy go crazy style" in the backgroundiljax looks over at xan'a slackjawed but considering, while xan'a is still the same expression as before just standing there quietly.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Golden ratios. #gpose #gposers
Z'kiko (tiatime.bsky.social), a blue-ish black haired miqo'te, is sleeping and being cradled in the arms of Xan'a Thum, a green haired miqo'te. Xan'a is holding Z'kiko's head against his chest near his heart, but his neck is shockingly empty. I have done you a favour and left it blacked out instead of gore. Xan'a's decapitated head, meanwhile, is in Z'kiko's lap, held there in kind with one of Z'kiko's arms, with the other arm closer to his own body as if hugging himself at the same time.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
years ago a friend of mine lamented not being able to make hot elezen so i went through my process of making beautiful women, and then i just named them randomly and burned it from my mind anyways when you change dcs it puts you on a random server so while streaming people would see Human Toilet.
a beautiful elezen woman named Human Toilet on the character select screen
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
listen, we all know z'kiko isn't going to register this as what it is but also: that is part of his charm, i fear.
screenshot of an rp log

form. "I wish... I could be selfish with you." He mumbles from the side, as he pulls Z'kiko up and in, where he can no longer see. "I wish... I could purr, and laugh, and sing for you. Like you make me want to. I am sorry." >>
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
go.
an engagement meme asking why do you follow me

raspberry
waiting for you to post dick on main

seafoam
pity

charcoal
good puppy!!!

russet
love watching you spiral

navy
please piss on me

sage
guilt please

lilac
trying to give a pawjob asap

harlequin
youre a dumbass but its really endearing <3

apricot
praying on your downfall

steel
im going to learn mahjong

sapphire
you look kind of like my mom and i feel weird about it

carmine
t4t lust

forest
i want you to turn me into a snuff film star

mulberry
trying to find out how to kidnap you

lemon
parasocially in love with you
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me: damn, why am i struggling so much rn my playlist:
a playlist of songs that make me cry for no reason. there's 16 videos in it.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
me sitting here, captive audience
algoremadeinternet 
So based on the gpose, Doe is specifically looking at this from a "is this safe?" perspective. In the world of magic bullshit and internal actions are Not Real, yes, this action as it stands right now, is safe. The hand guard is back to the resting position and the hammer is down. The gunblade is also pointed towards the floor, so if did fire, it would not hit someone. However, Iljax's junk could get blasted by the gases of the gunblade cartridge via cylinder gap, but hey, he's a Professional.

Assuming no other internal safeties in play, the only real way to make this fire, is by:

Rotating the gun blade cylinder
Pulling the hammer back
Pulling the handguard forward and back with enough force to slam fire

Now, one of these is not like the others. Lambo, why does rotating the cylinder constitute as a way to fire? Well, like I said before, if there are no other internal safeties in place, then the hammer (that is acting as the firing mechanism which also slams into the firing pin) is riding on those cartridges. If these cartridges are also like their real counter-parts, then it's also touching the primer. One small bump on the cylinder could cause it to grind against the hammer, and ergo, could unintentionally detonate it. Could pre-cum make it slippery and make an oopsie? Maybe! You'd also have to whack that thing against it and make it rotate, but I ain't constraining fun times here.

Anyway, this is a rad Gpose and fully support gun safety in this house. 

Ollie McSkitches 
this is really interesting both from a firearms and how they work perspective and also if i can remember correctly me and julia just watched a mythbusters episode on the gases from a revolver blowing a finger off so yeah fake bullshit 9mm that hits like .500 nitro would defo neuter iljax should they go off but ofc iljax partakes in safe gunplay, which is an oxymoron as rule one of firearm safety is to treat all firearms as if they are loaded but thats besides the point here
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
:)
doe sitting and smiling so sneetly
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
pov: you are z'kiko raveendran and you just told xan'a you'd kill him #art #ffxiv
xan'a thum has his body lurching over a table or counter, the features on his body indistinct as he reaches towards the viewer, grabbing them into place. his neck is completely blacked out. his face is hatched and blocked out as well, except for his eyes which are caught looking dead at the viewer.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
xan'a thum the xan'a thum #art #ffxiv
xan'a thum, a green haired miqo'te, stands in front of a red opalescent background. he has a sugarloaf hat, green hair, clawed gauntlets, and long boots with tight pants on that jut out from underneath his long tunic. He has a general red, black, and gold colour scheme to all his clothes, with stripes on his tunic that make him look a bit like a jester or circus tent.

On the ground next to him is a little chibi version of himself, who is sitting with his head decapitated next to him. On his one foot is a little alchemical symbol.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ollie McSkitches — 3:12 AM
“Wait no he should be ugly” is such a funny problem to have I fear he is pretty and just hates himself too much
[in reply to the actual thing i've been drawing]
Ollie McSkitches — 3:13 AM
Oh my god he’s too pretty
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
him #art #ffxiv
xan'a thum sitting there with his legs together and looking so sweetie
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
two of them (hi i'm here at summer of blood day 2 ready to KILL) #summerofbloodxiv
doe (unsynced) and doe (synced) at the summer of blood baybeee
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
xan'a thum sexo meme (yaaay)
xan'a thum sex meme, apologies there are a lot of sliders and text on here for alt texting.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
got worms from adam freakmald at the venue u_u
me trading adam freakmald missing pages. he give me ragworm
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
got stuck going up the stairs at the venue now he's like This i swear to god
xan'a thum stuck in the stairs at the bar
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
and yet you ain't in queue. mysteriose.
novice mahjong (quick ranked match)

1/4 players ):
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
:) xan'a thum time
what your oc thinks of my ocXan'a Thum, the green haired miqo'te, looking ominously as he wipes a thumb across his mouth.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
we all know what she thinks of your characters (they should learn mahjong) but what do they think of her i wonder???
what you oc thinks of my ocDoe Allond (nee Doshin) is a Raen from Final Fantasy XIV, and is sitting at a mahjong table looking directly at you while thumbing her chin with a gaze that sees you more as prey than threat.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the post pvp mahjong game also ended in bloodshed #summerofbloodxiv
angry lily and teneb'ri cosa and me all playing pvp. i have made teneb'ri bust out painfully
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the nefarious besties out to kill @thepicto.bsky.social @jahingerx.bsky.social #summerofbloodxiv
vician, doe, and samira at the summer of blood doing various styles of peace signs
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my bsky feed but it's ingame #summerofbloodxiv
that carpenter, red suzuki, makade makwa, and adam freakmald on my screen
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bonus: just walk out!!! @tiatime.bsky.social @imveryiljax.bsky.social @mandarinbouquet.bsky.social
iljax carrying z'kiko, koharu, and xan'a in front of a blue background. white text reads:

JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!

work
social thing
monsters
home
class
dentist
clothes shopping
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
friendships

IF IT SUCKS...HIT DA BRICKS!!
real winner quit
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
RETREAT!!! #gpose #gposers
Iljax Ceateux (imveryiljax.bsky.social), a green haired viera, is carrying his friends away from some kind of bad situation. In one arm he's carefully cradling Koharu (mandarinbouquet.bsky.social), a white haired raen au ra who is looking very calm but has her eyes locked ahead. Under his other arm, he's carrying an unconscious Xan'a Thum, a green haired miqo'te, like a sack of potatoes by the waist. On Iljax's back, Z'kiko (appleytia.bsky.social), a black haired miqo'te, is practically choking Iljax with one wrist yanking back on Iljax's throat while he raises his other to smack and yell at Xan'a, despite Xan'a being very unconscious. Iljax is literally doing a team carry right now.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SQUEEEEEEEZE #art
xan'a getting squozed (the hand is mine). his eyes are bulging out like crazy.xan'a getting squozed (the hand has been recoloured to be z'kiko.) his eyes are bulging out like crazy.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i wanted to draw him in lingerie but i also wanted to draw him with his catboy scoliosis tbh #nsfw #art
it's ya boi, xan'a thum, in a black and white sketch which shows him wearing some strapping bdsm gear and harnesses with heels on. his scars are on full display, though his bolero covers his brand. He sticks out his tongue and looks generally uninterested. Yaaaay. :)
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
back in the queue but after grabbing folks let's fucking go
three more healers in queue for the tower at paradigm's breach baby that's what i like to see
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i'm back in the fucking building 11:30 am tower at paradigm's breach time crystal come hang out with your pal, doe, and her european friend who needs content
tower at paradigm's breach queue with 26 minutes showing and no one else in queue but the three people in this partyfind my pf

imperator lestrange

Crystal DC

Bro we need people for Tower at Paradigm's Breach. I know you want to fight Red Girl. I know you do.
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
PLEASE WE WOULD BE SO SO HAPPY TO INCREASE THIS NUMBER
we just need one tank one healer and 8 dps that's so easy
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
THEY FUCKING JUMPED ME
xan'a thum surrounded and getting punched the fuck out
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
me loading into a sanma match with the akagi skin on mahjong soul
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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
TARGET: LOCKED!!!! #summerofbloodxiv #gposers #gpose
Doe Allond has a target circle of paint drawn in the air arround her, as she wears her summer of blood outfit, which is actually a cute open chest number with stars. She is doing a peace sign in front of her eye, showing that she has the target locked on the viewer. they will be murdered in the coming battle clearly.
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