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It’s fun when I manage to play dictate of erebos and enduring tenacity at the same time! Suddenly all my enemies sac their creatures/take big ping damage from the saprolings dying AND the life gain! 😈 I had 10 saprolings out, nuked the board for twenty and wiped away everyone’s board state 😂😂😂

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I have a very fun Slimefoot The Stowaway aristocrats deck that I played yesterday!

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I played magic with a bunch of straight guys last night and hoo~boy the vibe was different 🫪 (not bad tho!)

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Brimaz enjoyers 💯💯💯

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Ready to open up for that 🤤

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Interestingly enough, in my personal experience the majority of DL guys I’ve played with have been Turkish 🙈

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

My ass is almost as wide as my shoulders 🤣

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Only a couple more months 😈

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Daddy is looking sooo big

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Also just want to say if you turn this into a play mat you will become a very rich man 🙈

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Magic’s new favorite himbo

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I don’t know why they’re waiting til October to release this game and are hyping it up like crazy rn lol. You’d think it was coming out in a month! I don’t want to wait 🥲

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Everyone hates generative AI until it’s used for anti-Trump shit. I’d rather be forcefed Randy Rainbow political parodies than be a hypocrite and consume corny AI lego slop. 🙄

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Coming along 😮‍💨

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Oh, don’t even get me started! I find it to be very telling on how much people actually care or know about LGBTQ history with how they explain Stonewall. I don’t understand how it is still the ONLY focal point in our history that people broadly seem to care about.

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Being a gay man and having a gay man as a therapist really is a fucking game changer.

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The tastiest looking dick I’ve ever seen 🤤🤤🤤

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

One simply does not ask a man WHY he goons! 🧐

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Is twerking with a load in your ass called a protein shake? 🤔

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Forcing people to buy two secret lairs and then delaying the one that came weeks before it? Niceeeee, Wizards! Clearly this fomo model isn’t working too well for y’all.

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

That load is so thick 🤤🤤🤤

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Doomgooning: when you use a prolonged bating session to escape boredom, distress or responsibility.

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Lemme stick my snout in there and breathe deep 🐷

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I need more daddies bossing me around… thank you for coming to my TED talk 🙏

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The thing I miss most about living in New York are all the dark haired, chubby Italian boys… you don’t get any of that in Seattle! 😩

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

That tank needs a big stuffing and plenty of rubs 🤤

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I did end up going to the prerelease and it was fun! The first guy I played was a little salty about all the removal I was running, but the other two folks were really nice and I ended up one of my matches!

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I’ve been playing Magic since 2011 off and on and I’ve finally mustered up the courage to sign up for a prerelease event… but now it’s in an hour and my social anxiety is convincing me not to go lol

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Luckily today is much better :)

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I go into a flow state whenever I think of dick sliding down my throat ✨🍆🧠✨

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

My fucking thighs and my waist are the same width 😂

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Okay that looks like the comfiest thong?? Could you share where it’s from? 🙈

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A @heyhatzi.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

What about a bed time snack? 🤤

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