Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hinge: we built a nobel prize winning algorithm to help you find love! Me: Nice! Can I use it? Hinge: no 🥰 000
Reposted by FifiNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities. 1144340894
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026There’s no such thing as peaceful protest. It’s an oxymoron. Protest is inherently meant to disturb someone’s peace. That’s the whole point. 022
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Not my woke atheist ass googling “gun classes near me” and quoting scripture in 2026 like huh??? 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Xylitol and Stevia would be beautiful names for boy/girl twins 💕 020
Reposted by Fifiderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2025some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly 222136191507
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 11/06/2025The fact the 50 Cent has a cologne called “Power” and not “50 Scent” is one of the more upsetting things I learned today and that’s saying a lot 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Elon is giving us a free masterclass in how to build up and then immediately destroy your base in realtime and I think that’s kind of beautiful 💕 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Whoever designed the UX for Yelp needs to go to jail immediately 110
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 28/05/202590% of being a woman is trying to find the balance between being too oily and too dry 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Brb taking a 20mg Vyvanse and surrendering my body mind and soul to the Round Rock IKEA for 3 hours, don’t call or txt ❤️ 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 12/05/2025In my twenties I used to dream about traveling the world and falling in love, now in my thirties I dream about finding a beautiful old pocket door trapped inside one of my walls 🫣 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 11/05/2025What if we kissed at the ransacked yarn aisle of Joann Fabric ☺️🙈 060
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 27/04/2025The faint thumping of a synth base as an autotuned choir hauntedly grows in the distance. “I’m your number one I’m your number one”. Suddenly the thick black cloud of papal smoke turns lime green. Thousands of twinks fall to their knees and weep, for a new pope has been chosen: Charli JohnPaul XCX 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 22/04/2025New conspiracy theory that I just came up with: The reason Wendy’s is always dissing people on social media is so that when you search “Wendy’s beef” you’ll find internet beef instead of the real truth about their hamburger meat (it’s laced with ketamine) 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Eating Panda Express on an airplane should be considered an act of domestic terrorism 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Hot take: only small businesses should be able to hold patents. Once your biz reaches a certain profit margin, your patent expires and anyone can steal it. If we’re gonna do #capitalism let’s at least make it harder for the big guys to stay on top 120
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 26/03/2025If women ran the military we would’ve found Bin Laden in 20 minutes and our agents would never get doxxed bc they’d all have silly little code names that make sense to absolutely nobody but us 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 26/03/2025If you forget to show up to your ADHD assessment more than once, I feel like you shouldn’t have to take the test. You’re walking the walk. And that should be enough. 120
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Normalize using the wrong pronouns when talking to anti-pronoun people. It’s fun to watch them run head first into their own point. 030
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Why is every cybertruck the dirtiest dustiest car you’ve ever seen 110
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Boomers really thought they could introduce an entire generation of children to Pocahontas then be chill when they simp out for a sleazy used car salesman who wants to strip the earth for parts so he can make a quick buck. I don’t get it. 🤷🏼♀️ 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Controversial take but the real winner of the Grammys this year was tear-away suits 110
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Is there a feed for silly commentary and lighthearted quips about current events? I’d like to stay in the know but I also don’t need my fight or flight response to be activated 24/7 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 02/02/20252025: Dating apps are OUT. Looking cute and confused at Home Depot is IN. 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Why does RFKs face always look like like its being broadcast in 8K ultra HD resolution 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Later Facebook! I will miss the sexual tension of poking someone, the thrill of uploading photos from my 2mp Sony Cybershot digital camera every week in 2006, and Marketplace. I will not miss your weird AI generated posts abt wokeism or how you changed the landscape of social interaction forever 💕 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025LinkedIn is the most toxic social media site there I said it 120
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Was just standing in line at a coffee shop and overheard a guy playing with a yo-yo tell his friend that he deleted his Instagram and now he plays with a yo-yo while he’s bored waiting in line. Analog is so fkn back baby!!!! 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Men on dating apps will literally be like “looking for a woman who can actually hold a conversation” then have the audacity to spell gym “jim” 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Decided to try Libro.fm for my audio books so I can support my local bookstores instead of Audible/Am*zon. So far, so good! 📖 020
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Cars should have two horns - a cute one that’s like “Beep beep! Watch out bestie! 💕” and a more sinister one thats like “HONK HONK IF YOU CUT ME OFF AGAIN ILL RUIN YOUR FKN LIFE 😡” 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 18/01/2025If TikTok shutting down has taught me anything it’s to live every day like it’s the last one. Post your weird drafts. Dont be afraid to say the quiet part out loud. Repost 300 cat videos without fear of losing followers. Be an absolute FREAK if you want to. Just be authentic. That’s what matters. 💛 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Credit Karma jumping on the “Year in Review” bandwagon is proof that just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD. 110
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 14/01/2025If the US government cares so much about protecting our data how come I get a letter in the mail every few months from my bank or Sephora or an urgent care I visited once that’s like “hey girl this is so random but we actually got hacked and your SSN is public now, our bad! 🥴” 010
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I desperately want to delete my Facebook but the thought of not having access to fb marketplace is genuinely so sad. I love my second-hand finds. Are there any good alternatives?? 120
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Help every time I eat sourdough bread my throat feels scratchy and sometimes my lips tingle and I just realized I’m probably allergic to sourdough which is weird bc I thought sourdough was the allergy friendly bread IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE PLZ HELP 120
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Hot take: singers with mediocre voices are often more interesting performers than singers with technically good voices. 🎶 120
Fifi @heyfifi.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Nothing makes me happier than the disgraced congressman to fleeting Cameo star pipeline. Watching them wish some kid named Braxton a happy 13th birthday for 20 bucks truly warms my heart more than I can describe. 040
