RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dems: WE HAVE A BIG, BOLD VISION FOR HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG WITH AMERICA!! Also Dems: We are begging – nay, imploring – you to make a $3 donation so that we don’t slide into electoral oblivion … 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Anyone else kinda want to play poker with Sen. Britt? 011
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every year, Fat Bear Week hits a little closer to home. I will not be taking questions at this time. 010
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Respectfully, I don’t think that you’re actually sorry to bother me … 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you are a Democrat who has done anything - ANYTHING - to support the the grotesque deportation machine and your name is on my general election ballot, know that I will probably vote for you, but I will not lift one finger, donate one cent, or lick one stamp to help you. #shame 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One tragic irony of 2026 America is that so many voters are apparently willing to let oligarchs take virtually everything so that they don’t have to contribute to making sure others have a tad more than nothing. 031
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Pardon me if I’m not fired up about Dem candidates who wring their hands while trying to wring small-dollar donations from us, to be frittered away on consultants & focus groups. The effects of this administration’s lawless sadism are real, yet many Dems equivocate from their privileged perches. 020
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What a heartwarming story that actually represents cascading systemic failures in this late-stage-capitalist-qua-oligarchical country … 020
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Anyone else find it curiously ironic that the GOP is taking DSA more seriously than is the Democratic Party? 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Yesterday, I saw a “WE’RE HIRING” sign outside a national retailer who’d very publicly disavowed its DEI initiatives last year. Why is this even worth mentioning? Because the sign was in English AND SPANISH.static.klipy.comNcis Tony And Ziva Anthony DinozzoALT: Ncis Tony And Ziva Anthony Dinozzo 020
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The final 15 minutes of England vs. Argentina … been watching the beautiful game for over half-a-century , and I’ll never understand Tuchel’s strategy today.static.klipy.comIIHS Mitsubishi SUV Crash TestALT: IIHS Mitsubishi SUV Crash Test 020
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This game is Falkland tense … we’ll see who blinks first. 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Call me old-fashioned, but I still believe that basic decency and decorum dictate that we not speak ill of the recently-departed. Therefore, about Lindsey Graham’s demise, let me just say …static.klipy.comCricket Chirping Close-upALT: Cricket Chirping Close-up 011
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Got to thinking about how the aftermath of today’s World Cup controversy may unfold … 010
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Shout out to my immigrant parents who forced this immigrant kid to stay fluent in Spanish, thus enabling me to avoid Alexi Lalas’ trash soccer commentary by blissfully watching the World Cup on Telemundo. 062
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I realize that Bluesky does not generally concern itself with such frivolity, but please message me if you wish to part with tickets to the July 9 World Cup match at “Boston Stadium” in Foxborough, MA. 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026He gets blamed for anything that goes wrong whether he has anything to do with it or not, so of course @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social / @mayor.nyc.gov gets full credit for the Knicks’ championship … #NBAfinals That’s how it works, right? 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026That was such a spectacular opening match, even Alexi Lalas couldn’t ruin it. #WorldCup #USMNT 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Saw someone refer to Hobby Lobby as “Jesus Christ Superstore” and I can’t stop chuckling to myself about it. 022
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Riverfront anniversary cocktail and dinner with my beloved … 020
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride … even to the losers and the haters who are so pathetically insecure that they have to try to stomp out others’ joy just to feel better about their own miserable existence. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 010
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I would like to announce that, after no reflection whatsoever, I too will not be performing at the Freedom 250 Great American State Fair … 110
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 25/05/2026“Thank you for your email. I am sorry for the delayed response.” <Narrator>: ⬇️static.klipy.comDolan Twins: He's Not, He's Actually NotALT: Dolan Twins: He's Not, He's Actually Not 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Reports that Gabbard will soon be appointed Czarina of Dumbassery could not be confirmed. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comTulsi Gabbard resigns as US director of national intelligenceGabbard who has been largely out of public view during recent US operations says she is leaving due to her husband's illness. 010
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026By far the highlight of a dark and heavy Hump Day … 020
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026New Acting ICE Director incoming … getting ready for more federal litigationstatic.klipy.comMen Stretching and Waking Up on TrackALT: Men Stretching and Waking Up on Track 040
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Them: Why did you leave Florida as soon as you were old enough to make that decision? Me: ⬇️ 010
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Attending a Dem party function tomorrow where the bar opens at 3:30 pm (for a 6 pm program) … it may not be a pretty spectacle.media.tenor.coma woman in a white dress is screaming into the void while walking down a street with other women .ALT: a woman in a white dress is screaming into the void while walking down a street with other women . 100
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@dieworkwear.bsky.social … what the <bleep> should one wear for a formal gala with a “Cirque du Soleil” theme?! [Note that the days of being able to get away with a skintight unitard have passed …] 010
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This is truly shocking … that he’s actually “planning” something, I mean. 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Maybe if we give him a gold-plated participation award, he’ll stop whinging for 5 minutes … 010
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026If this administration wants to emulate other countries on birthright citizenship so badly … let’s talk about universal healthcare, gun control, and free public university tuition. 020
Reposted by RL AbramsonKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I think it's super that the president of the United States is a dementia-ravaged diva who swings wildly from threatening to wipe out an entire civilization to rambling publicly about how the executive producers of "Hart to Hart" were extremely rude to him at Spago in 1983. 1355416885
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I’m just gonna leave this contextless screenshot right here … 010
Reposted by RL AbramsonCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Summary (via a friend): They closed the strait again b/c war that isn’t a war that we already won has a ceasefire that isn’t a ceasefire that was just violated, now strait that’s completely open that will also open up naturally is closed but that’s fine we don’t need it also open the f---in strait 601046325
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I love Carl Hiassen and abhor golf, so this works. 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Always delightful to return to my home state of Florida … 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The founders never contemplated that we’d live in a pettyocracy. 000
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Ironically, one of us wishes he was going to this shindig, while the other one does not… 020
RL Abramson @heybramson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026WTFetterman? www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...nbcnews.comTrump's DHS pick Mullin advances by one vote after Sen. Fetterman votes yesRepublican Rand Paul opposed Mullin, but Democrat John Fetterman crossed the aisle to give the nominee a one-vote margin in the Senate Homeland Security Committee. 000