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@hexuan.bsky.social
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Full-time danmei and ffxiv enthusiast; part-time PhD student and doting husband. 31↑, nb, any pronouns 🏳️‍🌈 He Xuan @ Behemoth FYI he-xuan.straw.page ptbr/es/en ok

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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 10h
Todas as obras da MXTX in a nutshell
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 11h
Deus, desculpa eu ter reclamado do frio, era só pq eu precisava lavar roupa. Pode mandar mais frio, eu compro uma lava e seca pfv bastou 1 dia de calor nesse inferno e eu já quero morrer
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dormindonline @pablonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
esse mês tá estranho. hj é 29, amanhã é 30 e domingo é 13
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕
a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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a provocateur @remuly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
canetada absurda
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Passada que eu vou ficar 4 anos nessa universidade sem dar um abraço no moit* l*pes pq o puto aposentou
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Triste pelo meu marido que tem que fazer homeoffice ouvindo eu desafinar toda a discografia da Olivia Rodrigo, Laufey e Epic The Musical diariamente
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fran me mandou um reels da música do Poseidon que era exatamente a que eu tava cantando na hora que peguei no celular quais as chances mds
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🖤miro ✧₊ @yorucherry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finished nier replicant the other day i luv kainé #NieR
Kainé from NieR Replicant, holding a white cube. Half her face is covered with old Windows-sytle Notepad windows saying "KAINÉ ARENT YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT...?" . Behind her are more windows in the same style sporting error messages and a command panel. Tears can be seen from behind the notepad windows.
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Depois que eu comecei a misturar linguiça de pernil com a carne moída minha vida nunca mais foi a mesma
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALRIGHT MY BROTHERS 🫂LISTEN CLOSELY 🫵🗣🗣🗣 TONIGHT WE MAKE THE TROJANS PAY 🐎🔥 TEN YEARS OF WAR 🤬 THEY HAVE KILLED US SLOWLY 💀 BUT NOW WE WILL BE THE ONES WHO SLAYYYYY 💅💅💅💅
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spotify caiu mas eu tenho Epic baixado pra ouvir offline 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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CEO of Doomscrolling @vitorotherotheracc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
📂 📄 Memes caso Receita de Bolsonaro Napalm e Perca Molotov . Caseiros.txt
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meu marido que nunca pede pra eu fazer nenhuma comida em especial pediu pra eu fazer macarrão com molho branco na única semana do mundo que eu esqueci de comprar macarrão EU VOU ME MATAR
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Concept paintings by Christophe Vacher for Treasure Planet (2002), dir. Ron Clements and John Musker, Walt Disney Feature Animation
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Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇻🇦 Leão 14 | A extrema-direita não é uma expressão autêntica do cristianismo "Espero do fundo do coração (...) alcançar a maioria das pessoas de boa vontade que compreenderão como é importante o seu compromisso, inclusive em termos de participação nos processos políticos."
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Papa diz que extrema direita não é expressão autêntica do cristianismo" QUE HOMEM MEU DEUS DO CÉU HABLA MESMO
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Será que eu perco meu tempo lendo Case File Compendium? Será que a Meatbun MERECE? Será que eu teria coragem de dar a outra face pra ela bater????? descubra
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◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇ @gorbinius.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Abyssal Siren Hua Cheng, yay! #huacheng #tgcf #tianguancifu #sirendesign
digital art of Abyssal siren Hua Cheng, with red bioluminescent algae as hair decorations and many red glowing stripes all over his body. He's missing an eye and the other is quite clear, as if partially blind like deep sea fish.
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fmd @fmd-art.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#谢怜0715生日快乐 #tgcf #xielian #hualian
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gpt ass escrita, que porcaria de editora
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hualian é tudo pra mim que ódio
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◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇ @gorbinius.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Inspired by the beginning of the statues extra lol #TGCF #hualian #HuaCheng #XieLian
XL: San Lang, can we go see the murals in the cave tomorrow?

HC: Yes, tomorrow.

XL: Hm, ok.

XL: (🌸I hope there's NSFW🌸)

HC: [I HAVE TO SET THAT SHIT ON FIRE RN.]
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Annet 🍑 @anysunart.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wu Ming🦋 #TGCF #HuaCheng
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◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇ @gorbinius.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
He's back!!! #huacheng #hualian #tgcf #tianguancifu
Hua Cheng colored sketch, he's holding a lantern as it's about to flow away, smiling tenderly...I'm soft, I missed them(I've never left lol)
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy birthday to Hua Cheng!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎂 #hualian #TGCF
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy birthday Xie Lian❤️🤍 #tgcf #hualian
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hualian confession scene feat. Given
Comic page, B/W, manga style with screentones. Panel 1: Xie Lian's profile: "don't you want to know how I feel about this?". 2: Hua Cheng's profile, his lip wobbles: "your highness, could you please... not tell me?" 3. XL, his expression obscured: "I'm sorry, something like this has to be made clear"All following pages are based on chapter 14 of the given manga: 1. Xie lian hugs Hua cheng from behind 2. A giant "it's love" text surfaces from behind mt. tonglu in eruption. 3. A giant "It's mutual love" crashes into mountains in the back. HC has a shocked open-mouth expression as XL keeps hugging him.1. HC is spacing out while XL asks: "San Lang?". Text in narrator box says: "At a glance, crimson rain sought flower looks calm like the surface of a placid lake. But in reality, he's gotten all worked up inside. " 
2,3,4 and 5. a bunch of inner hua chengs are gathered in a party (text says HC send-off party). Main HC is 'virgin me' and is sobbing, San Lang: "all my hard work paid off", honghong'er is 'emotional me' and is also crying, anxious soldier HC: "this brash fool is acting on his own trying to graduate from something!" then he grabs main HC: "HOW DARE YOU GO FREELY LIKE THIS!? THIS IS HIS HIGHNESS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. QUIT GETTING AHEAD OF YOURSELF!". Everyone fights in the back while 'Cool me' (mt. tonglu HC) says: "sit down everyone, he has something to say". Wu ming is "calm me": AHEM.

1. Wu ming in front of a screen: "Gentlemen, take a look. Here's a recording of mere moments ago. There's something important his highness missed." The video shows Xie lian, Mu qing and feng xin in the cave of 1000 gods. FX: "this is so creepy..." MQ: "They are all you... He's been following you this whole time". 2 They drag XL away. FX: "HOLY FUCK, DON'T LOOK!" XL: "Why not? what are you doing!? 
i wasn't done looking at the murals!" MQ: "there's nothing worth seeing. Let's get out of here as soon as possible!"
3. Wu ming looks at the other hua chengs who are speechless. WM: "... please... proceed with caution."
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Annet 🍑 @anysunart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Happy😌 #wangxian #mdzs
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Annet 🍑 @anysunart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry #beefleaf #shiquinxuan #hexuan #tgcf
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Annet 🍑 @anysunart.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Time to relax 😌✨ #tgcf #hualian
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🔞B𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨 𝐏𝐡𝐃 @zannybot.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I will slowly try to post all my recent works on here too! #YinYu #HuaCheng #XieLian #QuanYizhen #HeXuan #TGCF
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#hualian #tgcf
Watercolor painting of Xie Lian and Hua Cheng under a flowering tree. Xie lian is inside the house and Hua cheng is outside, leaning in through the open window to kiss him. They are holding hands
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tem pelo de gato até dentro da minha geladeira desgraçaaaaaa
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Foda que é só chegar nessa época do ano que os influencer gringo só solta receita de sopa e caldo bem quando começamos a entrar no inferno climático
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Limpar o banheiro é uma atividade que precisa de gatos, segundo a Amora
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amo ver meu maridissimo fazendo as coisinhas de viado dele
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Top Xie Lian e bottom Hua Cheng tem um molho que me faz questionar se essa não seria uma dinâmica melhor que a canônica
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Laura @gasseruto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"número de empreendedores idosos cresceu 60% em 10 anos" é uma forma diferente de dizer "contrarreforma da previdência forçou aposentado a precisar de segunda renda"
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Foda que tamo tão ruim politicamente que os caras não tão precisando nem de proposta política elaborada mais Basta o candidato dizer que vai respeitar os direitos humanos (se pá nem todos direitos) E mesmo assim vai ter gente levantando cedo domingo pra votar em quer quer matar bandido e pobre
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Pega uma fraldinha, a mais barata que vc encontrar" meu irmão não existe fraldinha barata você está louco
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diegadonna @diegafm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
achei cunty
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🌼perihn🌷 @perihn.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
𒐸 don't get to close 𒐸 #art #fairy
illustration of an angry-looking fairy with lime green hair, pale teal green skin and a cream skirt. they are surrounded by green, blue and gold vines and 8-pointed stars on a black background and sit floating off-center balancing a hand on their knee.
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eu tô com bizentas receitas de frango salvas pra testar, mas toda vez o mesmo pensamento fortíssimo vence "e se eu fizer strogonoff?"
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A cidade de São Paulo é minha maior inimiga
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Café da manhã dos campeões (sim acabei de acordar)
Fatia de pizza em um pratinho
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userbot5000 @userbot5000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY 😂✌️ cacete.
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Xuan @hexuan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
todo homem cis hetero é um pouco assim e eu vejo uns traços disso até no meu marido que ta longe de ser um padrão normativo freud explica
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
#art #animation #tgcf #hualian
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