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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks

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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 18h
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn they got Mama Celeste up out of here. These things got me through a lot of days when I first got my own apartment RIP
Grayscale image of a box of Celeste frozen pizza with text that reads "Celeste Pizza 1969-2026," signifying the discontinuation of the long-running brand of frozen pizzas.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah you know a movie's about to get good when Don Lee shows up
Actor Don Lee holding a drink in his left hand and a Hello Kitty figurine in his right hand.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hands down of one of Phil Hartman's best line reads
Simpsons character Troy Mcclure holding his arms up and yelling "hardcore nudity!"
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The excitement and the inevitable disappointment in finally getting to eat this cereal as a kid...
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tears are streaming down my face 🤣
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AIN'T NO WAY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SINISTER LMFAOOO WHAT IS THIS
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nah you're right I came in ready to talk crap, but Zelda's my favorite franchise and this looks incredible. I'm just mad I don't own a Switch 2
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I say that as if I wasn't just over here thinking about how these two guys are literally the same person.
Photo of filmmaker JJ Abrams wearing eyeglassesPhoto of videogame developer Todd Howard
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
MY BOYYYYY 💜
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Oh, crap."
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You ever stumble onto a photo that would go really hard as an album cover?
Older gentleman wearing a Minnie Mouse mascot costume while leaning against a metal railing as he smokes a cigarette.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Episode 8 might be the worst one yet. It really does feel like nobody in the writers room knew what they were doing so chose to throw in every idea they had at once. #XMen97
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I geeked the fuck out as a kid when Michel Stipe did a cameo in the "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation" special.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fuck. Out. Of. Here.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Kid Hex went to see Mortal Kombat on opening night and I think this scene set to KMFDM's "Juke Joint Jezebel" completely rewired my brain.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Also throwing in some Short Bus era Filter because I just love that album
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Currently listening to Ministry's Psalm 69 and moving on to KMFDM afterward
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Literally me existing on the internet and watching people misuse Black slang in conversation:
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ol' Weird Al "Like A Surgeon" headass
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who the fuck wrote this script?!? #XMen97
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It was fun while it lasted.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do you think Avengers: Secret Wars will feature The Beyonder in any way? I wanna know if we get a scene where Tom Holland teaches him to take a shit like in the comics.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
When you're only 4 days into Pride month and the vibes are just off, but still look pretty as fuck 🌈
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This how the group chat be reacting when you accidentally post something private on main
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shoutout to the one Black dude holdin' it down
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I was having such a good day. Weather was gorgeous, the music on shuffle was hitting and really blessed to be alive and have my family be in good health. ...and then this shit happened.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Meanwhile at his house:
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Tom in Season 23 of Top Chef:
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Swept lol
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Headline: "The Facts of Life Spent Its Series Finale Basically Ignoring The Facts of Life Cast" Me: [Laughs In New Mutants]
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The ending of this episode of Forensic Files had me DEAD.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
S-Tier Simpsons side character
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Seeing as how it's Good Friday I debated posting this in my family group chat. Maybe next year.
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
How dare you Sheriff Lobo is a wonderful series
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
New BTS album dropped, as did Mclusky's EP and Poison The Well's first album in 17 years. I'm going to be so obnoxious today. 😂
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
That TD commercial with the delivery robot jesus christ
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
You ever notice how it's always the same type of dude who makes this statement every six months as if they're mad at something other than the fact that a lot of the rock/punk/metal artists look more like this now?
The ParadoxPinkshiftMeet Me @ The AltarLeft: Spiritbox vocalist Courtney Laplante / Right: Poppy
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Look, as far as I see it, they were practically BEGGING social media to crop this.
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