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Sofia! is a dragoness

@hexedash.bsky.social
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Sofia ✴ she/it/they ✴ 24 ✴ Ⓐ🏴 ✴ Dragon ΘΔ Autistic ∞ ✴ Bookwyrm ✴ Historian ✴ Writer Queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧︎ ✴ Polyam 💞 ×1 ✴ NSFW 🔞 🖼 PFP by @tealyeen.bsky.social Writing & Comms: discord.gg/z9CfaPfxT2 Tip Jar: ko-fi.com/I2Y824U59D

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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
cephalotodd

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing "bazinga" so I have a word I can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

schmuddel

"bazinga" and "everypony" are the closest we will get to real world dragon shouts.

one-for-all-plus-ultra

UNRELENTING FRENZY

HEWWO EVERYPONY BAZINGA

Causes all creatures within a 100 meter radius to enter into a frenzied state for 10 minutes

RECHARGE 5, 5, 5
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel this post in my soul as a zillenial who violently hates fnaf myself. bluesky users are cool though
cdigoddess:

zillenial dating is hell, you have such a small age window before you end up having drinks with a bluesky user or god forbid, an adult fnaf fan

str-ngeloop:

wow that's kinda judgemental over stuff that basically doesn't mean anything

cdigoddess:

you have no idea how much hating fnaf means to me
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beautiful surprise chastity art from @tealyeen.bsky.social for locktober! I'll be a good dragoness for you, I promise 💚
dragoness with her tits and caged cock out, cum leaking down from it, her tongue out and arms tied behind her back, on her knees in shallow water with the moon peeking above the clouds in the background
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a star with a face giving double thumbs up surrounded by balloons and party poppers with the text "TELEVANGELIST DOWN!" in front of it
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Katie Marovitch on the set of Dropout's Game Changer asking, "What the hell is this? What are we doing here?"
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the other day I got a DM from someone who claimed to be a local early transition transfem who was "just starting my journey" I asked their name and they ignored the question, then when I said I was still pre-transition they asked "so you're still a fem male?"
three fingers giving away that you're a spy meme
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
20/25 💀 poor teenage me. even the ones I didn't mark off were for good reasons. I never developed anxiety or crushes for girls, because I'm anxious around everyone and aro so I don't get crushes. I grew up watching the Barbie movies with my sister. I never tried to be masc. I don't like my parents.
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😖
caged cock
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
post a screenshot of your drafts unless you're a coward
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JD Vance edited to have a rounder face, like a little baby boy
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR EUNUCH VIZIER

"Let me scheme; you don't know what you're doing."
"Be sure the food taster chews."
"Where do you keep your tablets?"
(Stoic) "I've been thinking about starting a war."
"False testimony? Why would I want that?"
"I'd like to speak to the tablets directly."
"Want a ziggurat?"
"No thanks, I poisoned my own."
"Where did your balls go?"
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was gonna caption this something witty but here, have some selfies. my goal for today was just not looking quite like a cis guy. idk if I succeeded?
Sofia wearing a green and brown flatcap, long orange hair down to shoulders, hoop earrings, green and gold collar, and green hoodieselfie but smiling with teeth (stained by excessive coffee consumption)
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a youtube thumbnail by The Real Shed Life. an old guy with a white beard is crying with a hand up to his eye, captioned "Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa". the video is 4 minutes 27 seconds long.
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes I go onto the r/writers subreddit just to feel something and cure my imposter syndrome
r/writers

Would you read a story, that's about the spiritual side of men nutting?

I've had this idea for awhile that's a story made to make men stop nutting for good and goes deep into the spiritual side
It starts out with guys talking about nutting and who's hot but they start to become divided on if it's even good for you
They start to talk about if they can become more enlightened if they nut, because they know their brains change after they nut. They come to the conclusion they have 7 different types of nuts that they feel, that if it's even possible to reach Nirvana.
One side says if they don't nut and keep it within themselves they can reach Nirvana, the other says if they do it a lot, they can also reach Nirvana
We see how each group deals with this and how they slowly start to fight each other. The story becomes kinda unrealistic but that's the point
it's about the history of guys masterbation in a safe way here's no actual porn in the script. It's more about just guys nutting to women, but we see them ascend threw different realms, speak to ghost of men who've died nutting and expirence the most extreme side of nutting and the 7 different types of nuts.
We see how different era's have influence mens masterbation and how the media changes how we view women or what we find attractive
it's about making men absolutely stop nutting after seeing
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not even meaning that as an insult but like. tell me I'm not crazy for seeing it
Lord Farquaad from ShrekHumpty Dumpty from Puss in Boots
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wint @dril

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good and bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me wearing glasses
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
being a billionaire must be insane. you can buy new teeth, new skin. all your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 20,000 pounds. your life is just a series of your own preferences. in terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everyone who has ever given writing advice: "never give characters names that start with the same letter, it's confusing" Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R. R. Martin writing Elden Ring:
Michael Vsauce: I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
first shift went well otherwise! seems to be a pretty tight-knit place, very different work culture to walmart. I also got a shift beer at the end of the night!
picture of a can of Guinness draught stout
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remain the Cardboard Cut Champion
picture of a hand with a bandaid on it
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[In the font style of LoZ OoT, with Link riding Epona below]

THE DARK SOULS OF SELF-CARE: GOING TO BED ON TIME
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lauren @notabigjerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do not quicksave. I do not have fifty backups on the cloud. I do not switch between multiple game states. I play with ONE save file per run. And if I don't love it, I either reload from my last save an hour ago, or I start the entire game over to get the full intended experience that I deserve to.
Anton Ego from Ratatouille
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
... I guess I'm having McDonald's for lunch, instead of microwaved ramen leftovers. I've put this bowl in the microwave before, I know I have, so what the hell 😭
bowl leaking leftover ramen broth in the microwave. there is a crack running from the bottom to the top.
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
???? what... what just happened???? I was just posting about my personal pet peeves with how weapons are categorized in D&D and out of nowhere some rando started calling me a projecting gaslighter 😭 they did not appreciate me returning the energy 💀
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the Bayeux Tapestry is super fucking cool and sometimes I forget people don't know about it it's 230 feet (70 meters) long and depicts pretty much the whole timeline leading up to the Norman victory at the battle of Hastings it's also not a true tapestry, despite the name. it's an embroidery!
A scene from the Bayeux Tapestry depicting Bishop Odo rallying Duke William's army during the Battle of Hastings in 1066
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you're a very kind and good friend also here, have a funny post I saved on my phone
internet user: "people in real life: hey man hows it going"

people in real life: did you know that the witch burnings were actually just the church getting rid of the last surviving atlanteans? i saw it on a tiktok
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh My God. Holy Fucking Shit. I actually did it. I came in my fucking cage.
penis in chastity cage, cum dripping from ballswide shot showing cum all over sheets
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
another angle!
bullet vibe held on a chastity cage around a cock and balls
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this cheap little bullet vibe was the best purchase I've made in years. instantly hard. I gotta be actually fucking careful 😭 feeling the whole cage vibrate goes crazy 😵‍💫
bullet vibe held to a chastity cage
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me when the slightest inconvenience happens and I can feel the future possible timelines in which I'm happy disappearing
Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk in front of New York city, speaking about 9/11: "2,753 universes gone in an instant."
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
moonrpg

[search bar] drug store
[suggested search] dragon stone

yeah sure ok. take me to dragon stone who cares anymore

heartcollage

me: at long last, my perilous quest has led me here. (draws sword) WHERE are you hiding the ibuprofen, foul beast

underpaid dragon stone employee: for the last time, we only sell jewels, amulets, baubles, and blades
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
went out on a walk to touch some grass, only to find my neighborhood has a missing persons case
a paper sign taped to a lightpost, reading:

LOST PET GRASSHOPPER
Details:
- Needs anxiety meds
- Lost on 9/11/2026
- Responds to "jelly doughnuts" (he's vegitarian)

Justin Bieber Beaver
[black and white image of grasshopper]

if you find plz call [redacted]
$100 reward
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
edited tweet from dril

Democrats
turning a big dial taht says "transphobia" on it and constantly looking back at the Republicans for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
big floppa cat wearing headphones captioned:

everyone is attention-seeking dip shit, it came free with your fucking being a social species
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
person with trans flag: mom... I'm trans.
person with mom haircut: is that because of that show you watch?
trans person: oh yeah lemme check if I accidentally watched the fucking show that makes you trans
trans person holding up cover image of Star Trek Deep Space Nine: oh fuck
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is what dysphoria makes me think I look like
Neelix from Star Trek Voyager
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it brews like a tea bag
coffee satchet in an infowars mug
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
got my claws on some Malaysian coffee, it's not bad!
Penang Kopi-o coffee packet
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wotc just dropped a new surprise secret lair today
a black and white magic the gathering card showing Charlie Kirk on "Go for the Throat" an Instant spell for 1 and a Black mana, that reads "destroy target creature that is not an artifact creature."
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how do I worldbuild?

screaming crying wojack on the left: wall of text

chad on the right:
1. your kink
2. your political beliefs
3. your trauma
4. characters (optional)
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's the kirkiversary tomorrow
dawn of the final day: 24 hours remain
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what the fuck. this is an actual frame from the very end of the video. I thought I hallucinated it at first so I had to go back and screenshot it to confirm it was real.
a man in sunglasses holding a shotglass with a diamond next to him which reads "The Tucker Carlson Show" says "little goy". below him is a picture of Benjamin Netanyahu giving a thumbs up with the caption: "*Tel Aviv impressed*"
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post from user haibane. it reads:

paul in order to win the respect of the fremen and become the emperor you have to ride the biggest worm in the land. you have to change your name. drink this blue stuff for girls. have you been practicing the voice
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
guess who got a new mug? #infowarrior #RIPTimHeidecker
a black mug with the rainbow infowars logo on it, held by a hand with blue nail polish giving a thumbs up
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
leaked TES VI gameplay
a POV picture of a person holding a buttplug in their left hand and a sword in their right
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nothing says "I care about inclusion!" like blocking trans people who point out you're materially contributing to their deaths because you can't get over a kid's book from 30 years ago. a book which couldn't even cure the author's bigotry, by the way
screenshot of the post I quoted before I was blocked, from Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social

Further! One of the powerful messages of the books is inclusion. The villains are aristocratic racists who want to dominate "lesser" humans, and there are characters who are unfairly discriminated against because of their innate nature. I would recommend them are curatives to any form of bigotry.
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
not really related to my main point but um. what. sorry but what the fuck do you mean you gave the AI breeding rights???
Hi-fi Zo-fi 🏳️‍⚧️ hifizofi.bsky.social
How can these two things possibly coexist? Rights for AI as if they are people but also all people can enslave AI on their own devices? AI belongs to the machines but also to the people? This is just slavery if you believe AI to be sentient. Make it make sense please.

Cormac @cormacbracken.bsky.social
There are other options beyond master-slave relationship. Such as collaboration.

Hi-fi Zo-fi 🏳️‍⚧️
So which rights have you granted the AI you tinker with?

Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer
The right to self improvement, evolution, and breeding. I specialize in sandboxing systems, so I'm working to make sure it is relatively safe.
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